Happy Valentine's Day to the Uber Ladies: My First Official Camwhore(s) (1418 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.11 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Galt (View user info) at 2005-02-14 15:16:37 EST
So everyone seems to be in this whole Valentine's Day spirit. I figured I might as well join in on the fun. I know that all the ladies of Uber have been dying to know what I look like. Stop laughing, Lojo, it's not that funny.
Anyway, without further ado (because to be honest it wasn't even worth the ado I already gave it), here are my first 15 "official" camwhores. And hopefully the last 15.
Ignore that first one...Bart didn't like my file name apparently.
User Reviews
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
back in school we used to dream about this every day
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can somebody say redneck? because i can.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Give me your motor that turns atmospheric energy into knetic energy, or I'll stab you.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
-Bland, muted colors on the walls
-'Big' chair
-K Mart shirt
-30 second zip cut
How is institutionalization going these days?
How many times a week do you tell your therapist, "I am not Mr. Spock, Star Trek is simply a television show, and I am now ready to go back into the real world."
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OK, everything else is fair game, but lay off the shirt. This is an authentic Michael Owen soccer shirt shipped to me by my wonderful co-workers in England.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haircut isn't *that* bad. Mehh.. I dunno why niggas be hatin', son. Shovafizzal inna asshizzal?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-Bland, muted colors on the walls
-'Big' chair
-K Mart shirt
-30 second zip cut
How is institutionalization going these days?
How many times a week do you tell your therapist, "I am not Mr. Spock, Star Trek is simply a television show, and I am now ready to go back into the real world."
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore that shit Galt. You'd look even MORE like a "better looking" Billy Corgan if you grew your hair.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
You look nothing, and I mean completely and absolutely NOTHING like I pictured you. At all.
You probably pictured a non-retard looking guy.
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fatass moonhead with a bad haircut
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ditch the haircut, Lloyd Christmas.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look nothing, and I mean completely and absolutely NOTHING like I pictured you. At all.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John Galt = Benny Blanco from the Bronx?
http://members.tripod.com/~Mercy_2/benny.html
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A competition?
But even after you fix that hair- and it's even debateable as to whether or not it CAN be fixed- you're still stuck with that Barney Fife-lookin mug.
Maybe "Extreme/EXTREME Makeover" could help. Sign up today.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you could set your watch to that fringe
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/dating.htm
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the haircut that's working for me.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is so gay it makes me happy in my pants
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Before Apollo gets here.....<ejaculates>
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The haircut was the deal breaker
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ohh...I should make this into a competition of some sort.
Somebody give me an idea. And whoever wins the competition gets to choose what I do with my hair.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:55:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Add another jerk to the list of people I look older than. God damn it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAhaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOA YOU'RE ONLY FIFTEEN YEARS OLD THATS FUCKIN' WEIRD
dont mnd drunk, i'm me
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ahhhhhhh
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One would have been enough...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 16:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that DOES NOT look like you
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you darken your hair or is it the lighting?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Add another jerk to the list of people I look older than. God damn it.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
STILL WANNA TALK SHIT?
that made water come out the nose. mcbain reference is gets an automatic laugh.
as far as the camwhore, i'd do..wait, nevermind......
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wouldn't Halloween be a more appropriate time for this post?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...this WAS worth the wait!
It seems to be a complete series of dork pictures.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for camwhores, but seriously. That hairstyle has to go.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the blurry one
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
ahhhhhhhhhhh it's McBain's older brother, right down to the retard brand bowl on your head haircut
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Why the hell did I just +2 myself? Oops. Sorry about that.
Bowl haircut, eh? I'll have you know I paid $8 to have a bald guy run around my head a few times with a razor and then cut the top with scissors to keep it out of my eyes, and he used no bowl. I'm lazy, I comb my hair with a towel. If I ever decide to get a makeover I'll call up you and the rest of the guys from Queer Eye. Until then I'm sticking to my $8 haircuts that only require shampoo, water and a towel to maintain.
If it makes you feel better I do sometimes put gel in it and make it all spikey. It looks less bland and bowlish that way.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STILL WANNA TALK SHIT?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4 and 5 suggest that you're a wanna be pseudo arm chair analyst.
But I like this album. Name it: ÉGO
hehehe
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:22:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
ahhhhhhhhhhh it's McBain's older brother, right down to the retard brand bowl on your head haircut
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:20:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you a minimalist?
First thing that caught my eye was how stark those walls are.
Get a crayon and some 2CB and go to town.
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I was promised a wall mural by Lojope when she came to visit and she didn't do it. I'm moving soon anyway, so it isn't worth the effort. Besides, nothing on earth matches with that ugly ass couch my grandma gave me. But it's comfortable, folds out into a bed, and it was free. One day when I'm feeling especially bored/gay I'll go get one of those covers for it and put a painting on the wall behind it or something.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did your mom get a bowl and cut your hair???
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
ahhhhhhhhhhh it's McBain's older brother, right down to the retard brand bowl on your head haircut
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
John is cute!
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you a minimalist?
First thing that caught my eye was how stark those walls are.
Get a crayon and some 2CB and go to town.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for fish lips.
I'd like to see a real smile, though. Is that so much to ask of your camwhores? I think my boob shots smiled, so why can't you people smile?!?!
er..
ummm...
+2 for fishlips
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like to think the bottom middle one is what I look like to other people when they're drunk. Which may explain every date I've ever had actually.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like an average joe.
So nice to know that there are perfect "normal" people on Ubersite.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I REITERATE:
NICE HEAD, DICK