Jumping On The Valentine Post Bandwagon (807 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.82 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Quartermain (View user info) at 2005-02-14 15:22:25 EST
Ubersite, unlike this sheep, my love for you will never die.
I know it's a sheep, AJ, but it's a dead sheep, so don't go and get all excited.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad that I still want to have sex with it even though it's dead?
That's legal in like, the Phillipines, right?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for dead things
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Donkey- First my computer broke down and I had to get it serviced. (I also got 'serviced' in the process, and not in a good way.) Then I got a new job with crazy hours that I'm hoping to leave soon for a better job with less bizarre hours.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever
We met in a chat room
Now our love can fully bloom
Sure, the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me "salvivate"
Yes, I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heaven above
Always and forever
Always and forever
Yes our love is truly great
Always and forever
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Q-main. We meet again. What happened to you? You told me you were going out drinking with some broad and never came back. I thought she sold you into Irish slavery where some dude drinks and is attached to your kidneys.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my love for you is like a truck
berzerrrker!
would you like some making fuck?
berzerrrrker!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dead sheep, eh?
<pants tighten>
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehheeheh
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A ROCK
BERZERRRRRRKER
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK?
BERSERRRRRRRRRKER
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Olaf, Berserker! Girls think sexy.