Top Ten Badasses in the Universe (1125 hits)
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Submitted by Mike (View user info) at 2005-02-14 17:16:52 EST
My first post in a while and my worst post ever.
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10. Star Wars Kid-'Ebaums World'-Star Wars Kid did his video in artistic disapproval of the ethnic cleansing in Kosovo.
09.Duke Nukem-First video game character to pay for a striptease.
08.Orville Redenbacher-Popcorn Tycoon-Popcorn isn't the only thing he pops ladies.
07.Uncle Rico-'Napoleon Dynamite'-Any man that bets he can throw a football over a mountain range, lives in a van and sells nylon polymer tupperware door to door is a badass by my standards.
06.Pitri-Land Before Time-?
05.Red Foreman-'That 70's Show'-People who like to be lame ask why I have Red Foreman on my list.
04.Ultimate Warrior-'WCW'- The Ultimate Warrior has the best wrestling name ever. His look is so intense that he could combust at any time. He also came back to life after his space ship crashed and he got ate by sharks.
03.Darth Vader-'Star Wars'- Just think about this one for a minute. He is half robot, automatically making him a badass, he KILLS people when they fuck up and on top of all that he screwed Natalie Portman.
02.Captian Quint-'Jaws'- Captain Quint's job description meets the dictionary meaning of badass: Gets drunk and hunt sharks. Thats right he hunts sharks for a living, the first time you see him in the movie he is scraping his fingernails down a chalk board. And everyone thought that he died at the end but really that blood in his mouth was a defensive mechanism and he swam to the ocean floor and shot JAWS with a bazooka. That pussy Chief didn't kill JAWS.
01. Conan O'Brien
Honorable Mention
-Starscream(Transformers)
-Bill Clinton
-Carlton(Fresh Prince)
-Uncle Ben
-Fred Savage
-Shredder
User Reviews
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-15 08:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Starscream would have made my list...
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-15 07:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Uncle Rico? Never woulda thought.....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-15 07:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-15 06:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:01:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
how is ted nugent not on this?
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... or Henry Rollins? Oh, I get it, that whole 'spoken word' thing... sorry
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-15 05:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wait, where have I seent his before...oh thats right, I already did it. Mine was funnier too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57052
Quint should be numero uno and IS in my list.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how is ted nugent not on this?
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:24:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
11. Generic random pop culture reference that I will use to endear me to the mindless masses because Im too vacuous to have my own personality
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Says the guy named after futurama.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The omissions of Ash and Jules are excusable in relation to my omission from this list. That's just some fucked up repugnant shit!
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here, have a valentine +2.
Oh, and you did forget ash you fuck.
"Hey, you got something on your face..."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Ash, no Jules - it's funny to see how the young mind works, however.
Now, you should put George W. Bush on your list, THAT would got you the fuckin' hits, sonny.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:25:58 EST (#)
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This post is badass... http://www.ubersite.com/m/59565
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
11. Generic random pop culture reference that I will use to endear me to the mindless masses because Im too vacuous to have my own personality
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Serious Sam should have made this list. Why? This is why:
"Dashing through the snow,
With rockets and grenades.
Gonna blow some holes,
In some alien faces!"
Thats why, dammit!
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty good. red is badass for sure.
one problem- you forgot lunch pail! ahahaha
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Carlton?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+2 for that.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:27:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry dude, you failed to mention Ash from Army of Darkness, auto -2
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
Conan is AWESOME...not sure if I'd call him 'badass,' though.
When I think badass, I think:
# 1. Jules Winnfield - Pulp fiction
need I say more?
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"Mine's the one that says bad muthafucka"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:44:43 EST (#)
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NO ASH!?!?!?!
"Swallow this." -2.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:36:10 EST (#)
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Darth Vader had technology make him a new hand, Ash crafted his from a chemistry book and some bare essentials. Plus, Duke Nukem wouldn't have been shit without Ash's classic lines like "Come get some" and "hail to the king baby"
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:32:17 EST (#)
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O'Brien? Badass?
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:31:10 EST (#)
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I actually did have Ash on there, but Uncle Rico took his spot.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:30:09 EST (#)
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Petri saved you from a -2.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:27:29 EST (#)
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Sorry dude, you failed to mention Ash from Army of Darkness, auto -2
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 because Red Forman is the all-time universal champion of badasses. he could eat conan o'brian in one bite and shit out jay leno. and then put his foot in jay leno's ass.
and filthyassistant SHOULD have been on this list. i love her... <sigh>
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fred fucking SAVAGE?!?!!? A character from The Land Before Time? Not even the tyranosaur from that movie, either, but the pansy ass fucking pterodactyl?
Submitted by mike18 (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Conan is better than Jay anyday.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:24:57 EST (#)
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Oh come on.
Captain Quint survived the fucking Indianapolis - and he's below that desperate comedian?
ps: Conan will never survive Jay's job. I give him 2 months.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Joedaddy?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My absence from this list speaks volumes.
Submitted by Vanni_Fresco (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bullshit.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Conan is AWESOME...not sure if I'd call him 'badass,' though.
When I think badass, I think:
# 1. Jules Winnfield - Pulp fiction
need I say more?