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Photoshop #5 Entry (1156 hits)

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Rating: 1.78 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Glam_daddy2 (View user info) at 2005-02-14 17:52:46 EST


This is my entry for photoshop contest #5.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/59422

The chosen image was a dissapointment. So I decided to mix it up a bit. My image of Jimi Hendrix is made up completely from textures found in the image Herpes submitted. For an explination of that go here: http://www.thefreespeechzone.net/photoshopop5_explained.jpg

This is the image i was working with

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/jimi_hendrix.jpg

Enjoy



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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-22 16:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Remission (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not a big fan of Hendrix.... Not a big fan of pot... But this was a damn fine work of art.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Even my Physics Professor said this was awesome...and he hates everything...another +2 for you!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh heall yea

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're right, it was a shitty source picture. This rocks.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think this entry pushes the envelope. Well received or not, it's more artistic than anything else anyone has submitted.

Have fun, make art, pass the work day with a smile and let the critics do what they do best, critique work they could never create.

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Thanks for that. My thoughts exactly. And it means all the more comming from someone who is very talented with photoshop. Your piece with the tie was brilliant. I am looking forward to your next entry.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A damn good job

I like how you provided a link showing where the textures came from. I was going to ask how you got the effect.



Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this entry pushes the envelope. Well received or not, it's more artistic than anything else anyone has submitted.

Have fun, make art, pass the work day with a smile and let the critics do what they do best, critique work they could never create.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

but you've bent the rules too far to ensure my vote.

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Wow. because I looked everywhere and I saw no rules stated. Did I miss some rule where the fribee tosser has to be in your image?

I dont think so. If there is such an intent then Herpes should state it as such.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

but this one defeats the idea of the PS comp. which, imo, is to subtly change the image to make it funny or interesting

arguably, this is interesting, but those textures couldve come from anywhere, and it doesnt relate back to the original in any way

i want to see some decent blending and comedy here you damn fucktards.

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I agree with you. This entry is the way it is for a reason. I think the photo that was chosen was a repeat of a previous image. Another guy throwing a frisbee for a dog. So far we have had to frisbee throwers and 2 jumpers. If the photos are going to be the same shit every week then you are going to see more images like the one I submitted. Nowhere are rules written stating that the frisbee guy has to be in the photo. As far as I can tell no rules were given at any point.

I want to see decent blending and all that too. Believe me that is why I started ebtering these comps. Because I am good at doing just that. ( see my last entry for an example http://www.ubersite.com/m/59039 )

So what I am saying is, I did this on purpose. I worked with the boring repeate image I was given. You want to see better results than give us something to work with.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You ain't DQ (like Shlongy thinks), but you've bent the rules too far to ensure my vote. Sure, this is a nice change but if this wins the ps comp, there'll be nothing but abstract submissions. And I don't particularly want that.

It's a great pic, and that's why you get my +2 here, but you haven't submitted something that is within the boundaries of PS comp. I'm no official authority on the boundaries of ps comps, but i am a voter in this and you can trust you won't recieve a good vote from me.

Anyway, this is the longest justification for a ranking I've ever given; so yeah. Enjoy.

Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good picture
i was wondering where all the arty renditions of others were in the previous comps

but this one defeats the idea of the PS comp. which, imo, is to subtly change the image to make it funny or interesting

arguably, this is interesting, but those textures couldve come from anywhere, and it doesnt relate back to the original in any way

note to people who want to enter: dont just fucking copy paste shitty pictures onto it and submit. i want to see some decent blending and comedy here you damn fucktards.

anyhoo, top job on the hendrix

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i cast ten trillion votes for this one...if it loses, i shall kill myself (not over webcam, though, so don't get your hopes up)

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I rather like this one

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Canucksfan- Shut the fuck up, you Bertuzzi groupie fuckwad.


DEEEEEEE.....Q.

Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Flippin' Sweet.

Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shlongy shut the fuck up

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Man you have serious issues.

I have been around Uber for a while... Seen a lot of stupid shit go on here. But you taking some jihad stance against my entry in a PS competition takes the cake.

I just don't get it. You still have not told me why I should be DQ. Everyone but you gave my entry a positive rating... So one could assume that the entry is both valid and half decent.


Tell me why I should be DQ and I will withdraw myself from this competition. If you, yet again, refuse to answer me, I will assume that your just bitter and ignore you from here on out.

Enjoy your golf. And your shit. And your eats.




Glam_Daddy

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I will make it my life's purpose- in the next 24 hours when I'm not playing golf, eating or shitting- too ensure you come last place, using alters if needed, you fucking 14 year old acting retard.

D....Q.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am disqualified, what, because you said so? You can't seem to put your finger on the reason why I would be DQ. I suggest you have nothing. I may not win, but I won't be last place... I Was 3 votes from winning the last round.

Care to place a wager my "friend"?

You sir are all talk.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

who cares if this doesn't count for the contest.



my previous stance still remains: This picture is teh balls.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DQ, dipshit.

Shlongy has spoken.

Automatic last place.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is your weed still better than lokis?


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Ahh an old memory that. yes my weed will always be superior to Lokis. Nice to see a few remember my old times here on uber. good stuff....



Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

is your weed still better than lokis?

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This Hendrix MSPaint job should NOT have been "advertised" or "promoted" as part of the "Photoshop Contest #5", entries. So no matter how proficient you seem to be at turning a seemingly normal, non-descript black & white print of Hendrix into your masterpiece here...I still couldn't give any less of a shit about it, fuckhead.
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Please explain to me how my image would be disqualified from said photoshop contest. Because at this point you just seem like you got your panties all in a bunch for no legitimate reason. I await your superior intellect to enlighten me as to why the image is not a valid entry.

This should be good times.






Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty cool.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh...and I better point this out to you...

"I'm" is in quotes because when you tried to insult me, you used the wrong "your", you fucking retard.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"I'm" not too bright?

A couple of points to ponder...

1) I'm smarter than you'll ever be, based on my performance on a television game show that shall forever remain nameless in this forum...

b) You sold me a bad "bill of goods" with your deceptive title of this post.

This Hendrix MSPaint job should NOT have been "advertised" or "promoted" as part of the "Photoshop Contest #5", entries. So no matter how proficient you seem to be at turning a seemingly normal, non-descript black & white print of Hendrix into your masterpiece here...I still couldn't give any less of a shit about it, fuckhead.

So shove this minus 2 firmly up your ass, before I come kick it.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking cool.

Submitted by Glam_Daddy2 (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:52:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

This has nothing to do with the contest.
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Wow. Your not too bright are you?

It for people like you that I felt the need to link to the image that explains what I did. Guess you missed that. Why does this not surprise me?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This has nothing to do with the contest.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this extra one should help

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how does this not have a perfect rating?

Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Hendrix, I can't give a lesser crap about the photoshop aspect.

Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's awesome!

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

incredible

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Cool

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't know what all that means.





but that picture is the balls.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stellar!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your creativity astonishes me.

Anyone is free to send me pictures, or links to pictures that they think would make for some good and or funny photoshops.

AIM - Dumb Bitchez
e-mail - Ggonzalez326.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' A!

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.


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cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

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