I felt left out so boobage + first post. (1830 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.8 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Holly (View user info) at 2005-02-14 18:12:43 EST
I'm at work so this picture is a little old. My hair's not blue anymore...
And my boobs are bigger.
User Reviews
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-07 11:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, nice... uh.... cross.
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-10-07 11:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1,500 a week? Mere chump change, my dear. I find more than that on a daily basis in the cracks of my rare corinthian leather couch, imported from Bangladesh and hand woven by pygmies with their teeth.
What's say I give you $12,000 per diem and your own island, complete with fully trained monkey butler?
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-07 11:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do I get the feeling this is actually a picture of Kelly Osborne?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-10-07 11:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-10-07 11:08:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to purchase you.
----
Hmm, well you are going to have to beat the current going rate of $1,500 a week. Whatcha got?
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-10-07 11:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to purchase you.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, if Bread's solid, I'm solid too! What say you, Corn?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chazzy - haha. Glad you got that out of your system. But seriously, getting pregnant does that. So shut up. Plus I was all underaged in that picture.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And your boobs are bigger? What a load of shite. Dumb slut who thinks everyone else is as fucking retarded as she is. Grrrrrrrrrr. Fuckin TWAT.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sod off, stupid bint.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-06 18:33:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
now lets see the face unless its horribly disfigured
-----
I'm not disfigured but I have a horrible paranoia that someone I know will find me if I post my face.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-06 18:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now lets see the face unless its horribly disfigured
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-06 18:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:59:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I must -2 two for "first post" reference.
Nice tits and hair though...whore.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-06 18:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
AGAIN!
This time without the shirt.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck.
fucking stupid cunts around here should fucking choke themselves. fuck.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 17:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:) Nice.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You make a good point. Here's hoping...
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, those are some hot lips!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are attention seeking and this is a good ploy to get a positive rating on your first post. I saw right though you, titty girl.
in the old english way..
DO ONE.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOYA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Very conflicted.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:20:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, when you're ready to move from "Economy Size" to "Luxury Sized", just give me a hollar.
________________________________________________
What do you consider "Luxury Sized?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, when you're ready to move from "Economy Size" to "Luxury Sized", just give me a hollar.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any other ladies that may have felt left out, please do feel free...
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I must -2 two for "first post" reference.
Nice tits and hair though...whore.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I also suggest you read everything i have ever written before you get your feet wet. It will toughen you and turn you into a large bird that can fight hawks and falcons, shit like that.
word.
______________________________________________
I'll get on that right now.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thats how you get people to read you stuff!.... now go read everything I've written if it's that simple to convince you. I am afterall almost as talented as GLALL.
Oh plus2 for blue hair, my girlfriend wouldn't let me plus2 your boobies.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mouth
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
dododave's a fag.
Do you, by chance, swallow the knob, holly?
________________________________________________________
Yes I do. Only my husband's currently though.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:42:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I also suggest you read everything i have ever written before you get your feet wet. It will toughen you and turn you into a large bird that can fight hawks and falcons, shit like that.
word.
______________________________________________
I'll get on that right now.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell you what...Get a newer one...a better one...and I'll replace this with a +2, *and* +2 the new one...How's that sound?
_________________________________________________
That would be fine except I don't know how I'd smuggle a new boob picture to work and it would be hard to explain to my husband why I was posting a picture of my tits on the internet using his laptop.
Maybe someday though.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boobies = +2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DSLs
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yes" on the blue hair
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:31:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
best first post ever
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice cross
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seems pretty decent. +2 for blue hair.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have DSL's. Nice.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JESUS IS IN THE FUCKING WAY
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daddy like
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice lips, but I can't rate higher due to first posting...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh..... you made Togu blush...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best first post I've seen in a long time.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 19:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tasty looking.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm at work so this picture is a little old. My hair's not blue anymore...
And my boobs are bigger.
-----------------------------
insert "penis" for "boobs" and that'll be my caption for my penis post.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell you what...Get a newer one...a better one...and I'll replace this with a +2, *and* +2 the new one...How's that sound?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I also suggest you read everything i have ever written before you get your feet wet. It will toughen you and turn you into a large bird that can fight hawks and falcons, shit like that.
word.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ubersite is exploding into a free-for-all cyber orgy.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dododave's a fag.
Do you, by chance, swallow the knob, holly?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:27:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
(Now, I'll jerk off to just about anything without a vagina)
---------------------------------------------------------
We know, Shlongy, we know.
I can't really tell what I'm looking at in this picture. Is the cross embedded in your boobs? Why is one of your lips taking up half the frame?
Therefore, 0.
________________________________________________________
I was bent over and the cross is my necklace which was dangling in front of me. If that makes sense.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Not you.
________________________________________________________
Hm? I assure you it's me, though it's about a year old. My hair is deep red now though since I have to look professional where I work.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best first post ever
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Niiiiiice
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
(Now, I'll jerk off to just about anything without a vagina)
---------------------------------------------------------
We know, Shlongy, we know.
I can't really tell what I'm looking at in this picture. Is the cross embedded in your boobs? Why is one of your lips taking up half the frame?
Therefore, 0.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
squirrel.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post isn't so hot. You only get a +1... for each of them.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A nice craze has begun.
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/dating.htm
Submitted by epiphany (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whats wrong with you people? Nice overhead boob shot = 2!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was MUCH younger, and played in my band...I almost EXCLUSIVELY fucked chicks with either blue, bright red, or jet black hair.
So you win!
(Now, I'll jerk off to just about anything with a vagina)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Can't -2 for first post...boobies.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 because chicks who have pink, blue, or purple hair are fucking sexy.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-14 18:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2firstpostsosoboobies