St Valentine, why!? (476 hits)
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Submitted by The Cuban (View user info) at 2005-02-14 18:59:00 EST
If I ever meet St. Valentine on the street, you know what he's gettin? A swift hard kick to the balls. What kind of filthy sadist would create another gift giving holiday. I mean gift giving, because I am sure as hell not gift getting.
We as men sacrifice alot, but do we get special day that requires women to buy us gifts? NO! We are underappreciated and we are taking it. When we go out to eat who pays? We do! When we go to the movies who pays? WE DO! When we go anywhere or do anything who pays?! WE DO!! Its time for this atrocity to end.
Woman don't need another frickin "special" day for guys to buy them things. WE should have our own day! We need to be pampered too! Let us watch tv while you cook naked, or just cook naked, or just be naked. I'm not picky.
What was the big V thinking? Was he mad at us guys and decided to punish us one day a year for eternity? Or was he just a greedy manly woman who made crazy dumb holidays? I don't think we'll ever know for he/she is most likely dead, or lost, or something
But its too late for change, so with a tear I simply ask...
St. Valentine, why'd you do it?
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Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:23:28 EST (#)
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I can't believe I pwned this comment block with one sentence.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:12:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:06:29 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:59:26 (#)
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Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:42:06 (#)
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March 20th is Steak and a Blowjob Day.
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i third that.
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I move that every Tuesday and Thursday be steak and blowjob day(s). I also would like to attach a rider that every 5th Monday be "bang any hot chick you want without reprocussions from current relationships and chili night"
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-15 02:06:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:59:26 (#)
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Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:42:06 (#)
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March 20th is Steak and a Blowjob Day.
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I second that.
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i third that.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:59:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:42:06 (#)
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March 20th is Steak and a Blowjob Day.
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I second that.
Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
March 20th is Steak and a Blowjob Day.