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Submitted by <tempeststorm.at.geocities.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-31 10:11:36 EST
I need a band name.
We play Portishead sounding stuff with a guitar player that sounds like the Cure. It sounds bizarre but is actually very cool. I have all these names but they're all names from when I wanted to be in an all-girl band with my hot asian blond roommate playing the bass and rocking out.
Name my band!
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Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:40:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:29:29 (#)
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i always wanted to be in a band and call it 'servicable villian' the name comes from sum wierd samples at the end of 'I am the walrus'......if anyone knows what its from i would love to know
It's from King Lear (I think, something Shakespeare anyway). While they were mixing the track, the BBC was broadcasting the play. John added the live broadcast to the mix. He just happened to catch a death scene (Later, it added to the Paul is Dead clues.) Surrealistic genius.
"Slave! Thou has slain me!
Villian, take my purse.
If ever thou will thrive, bury my body, and give the letters which thou find upon me to Edmund Earl of Glouster.
Seek him out upon the British party.
Oh, untimely death!
I knew thee well, a serviceable villain. Duteous to the vices of thy mistress as badness would desire.
What, is he dead?
Sit you down father, rest you."
Or something like that...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-03-30 21:48:26 EST (#)
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rollie pollie and the shit stains
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-03-02 13:41:34 EST (#)
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The Screaming Handbag.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-02-27 04:32:06 EST (#)
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fuck you
Submitted by InjunEar (user info) at 2004-02-27 04:25:20 EST (#)
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Snot Spicket
Submitted by BikerRob (user info) at 2004-02-26 22:27:22 EST (#)
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The Pap Smears
Submitted by Mollie, sxy ladie <molliekingsley.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-14 15:32:18 EST (#)
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SHIT SHIT SHIT! whoeva made this website go fuck urself hard!
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-04-03 09:21:16 EST (#)
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Pensioner stain
Sycdexia (dyselexia but fucked up)
Or...
wank my granny you fat bitch or I will make a basket from your hair
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-01 09:28:12 EST (#)
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That was my post about the band name and Sky can rip off my ideas anytime she likes(mainly because she is hot and she likes to talk about dildos)
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-01 09:15:07 EST (#)
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wow. lots of band names.
oh, and Ousitiosjiod whatever the fuck your name is. Remind me again that EVERYONE on ubersite is required by law to submit absolutely completely original shit (as if everything hasn't been done at least once before). Oh, and remind me WHY I should page through every single post on ubersite to see if someone else covered the topic....I thought I was bored at work (bored enough to post a thing about band names....) I fucking hate it when people are so original as to say 'oh that's so unoriginal'. Think of something insightful to say and stop footnoting about how I wasn't quite as bored or lonely as you to go through every post and find the one that might have been about a similar topic (BUT DIFFERENT BAND with a different sound I'm sure).
i need my coffee. meow. bloody kittens.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-01 08:05:14 EST (#)
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Crash- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TORTOISEHEAD!
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-04-01 07:15:56 EST (#)
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My band is called Euphoric, but I like Satans night out
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-03-31 23:23:48 EST (#)
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Take your pick from these:
Visual Gibberish
Dirty Crevices
The Whore Mongers
Jism Sprinkles
Christopher Reeve's Wheelchair
The Wet Dreamers
and of course....
Phallustine
Remember, I get royalties.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-03-31 21:24:28 EST (#)
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How bout Tortoisehead?
Submitted by PhozPhateX (user info) at 2003-03-31 19:50:20 EST (#)
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...The Chixie Dix
--PhozPhateX
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-03-31 19:39:36 EST (#)
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Butts Afire
That's gold, baby.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-03-31 18:19:24 EST (#)
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Erm, can you not call your band 'sky'? It's good.
I've done a quick search on google. There's 'big sky band' 'one sky band' 'blue sky band' 'blazin sky band' 'red sky band'
Ri-ight. Maybe not then!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-03-31 18:14:48 EST (#)
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I tried to get my fiance to name his band this. He really liked it but the other band members didn't. Anyway don't know if it's already taken in the states but imo Sky it's a good'un.
RIPLEY
Yep, Ripley as in Sigourney Weaver's character in the Alien films. It's a fucking great name for a band. Either that or if you're a bit kinky call yourselves Vpoon.
Let us know what it is when you've decided. I do quite like the 'ink' suggestion.
PAS.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-03-31 17:28:00 EST (#)
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Seen it.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=103791131863846255
You want my advice? Stop asking people over the INTERNET to name your own damn band. Start being somewhat original.
-2 for unoriginality
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 15:40:14 EST (#)
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hey, that's cool, too. you don't have to be the guitar player. just really hot and dressed in black leather. ;)
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-31 15:30:04 EST (#)
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There is a band from Dallas(or around here somewhere, I think) called Choosey Mom and the Jiffs. There is also a punk rock band called Jizz and the Jerkoffs, a rock band called Atom and his Package, and some other funny ones that I have forgotten. My favorite band name of all time has to be "The Screamin Cheetah Wheelies" I have no clue what that shiznit is about but it's damn funny. My band was entertaining the eyedea of "Stantron and the Lickity Splits" but we figured we are too serious for that. Maybe someday when I do my ubersilly, drug influenced, trip band..................
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by Dave at 2003-03-31 15:23:44 EST (#)
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21st century digital sandwich
SILICON Avatar
Mike porthellos' bacon bits
75 peculiar programmers
Kandrek
Andrex
Science Fact
Super Slippery slimjim Sam and the wonderpants
Bloody son
Intensive Redemption
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-31 15:07:52 EST (#)
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some i like
two of scott's
Opal Choker
Blue Sylk
and razor's turbulence.
ink was another of my ideas since we have this song called ink but i want to change the name of that song, so why not use ink as the title? is there a band already called ink?
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-31 15:05:26 EST (#)
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hehehehehe
hidden, i hate to break it to you, but as of now, I don't play the guitar. I could play the keys, but the guy in charge doesn't want me behind the keyboard. eye candy or something. i dunno. although he wants me to learn a little easy part so i look cool i guess.
:) just singing, that's me. singing girl.
Submitted by GoNorth (user info) at 2003-03-31 14:47:48 EST (#)
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Pistol-grip ears and fold-back teeth.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-03-31 14:33:26 EST (#)
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Pardon me, Fuzzy BALLS.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-03-31 14:32:42 EST (#)
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Pooter-Scooter
Monkey-Face
Fuzzy-Ball
The Naked Sons of Bitches
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 14:23:51 EST (#)
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"on a similiar note, i always wanted to put together an all girl band called plastipets. 4 girls, each with a DDD rack job and no one under 5'10". it would be a marketing paradise. there'd be the platinum blonde lead singer, 'shirley roxx'. the asian drummer 'sake', a milato bass player named 'sister slam' and of course the persian temptress 'legs' on lead guitar."
oh my.... i need to excuse myself for a few minutes.... yeah.. uh, i'll be in the restroom...
sky, you're making me all horny today. hopefully you don't take it the wrong way and think i'm really creepy. but a hot chick that can lay down a heavy riff is one of the sexiest things in the world. for example- http://www.absolutedivas.com/cgi-bin/display.cgi?path=/kittie&loc=serv15&img=tal1.jpg
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-31 14:06:24 EST (#)
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fyi, the band i'm naming NOW, is not a girl band, thus why bloody kitten and other 'girl band names' are inappropriate.
two girls three guys. not a girl band.
"put down that fucking guitar and stir my macaroni biotch"
remind me why I'm in a band and you're not.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:59:18 EST (#)
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Jimmy, you are an idiot. I didn't apologize for shit in that post. I said "my bad" sarcastically but I didn't apologize. Man, you are a worthless piece of shit. I haven't apologized to you since you came here, I almost thought you were cool when you quoted ICP lyrics on here but you probably just went to a lyric site and looked up the lyrics so I would think you are cool. Guess what? I don't, pussy.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:29:29 EST (#)
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a name for a girl band? is that what this is about? How about "put down that fucking guitar and stir my macaroni biotch"
i always wanted to be in a band and call it 'servicable villian' the name comes from sum wierd samples at the end of 'I am the walrus'......if anyone knows what its from i would love to know
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:29:23 EST (#)
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The world is begging for a band named "Turbulence". Why hasn't this name been used a long time ago?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:26:24 EST (#)
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How about
Sucker Punched in the Ding Ding
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:08:04 EST (#)
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the streetpunk apologies strike again
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-31 13:06:10 EST (#)
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Scott, I don't think you understand or maybe I don't understand what you are getting at. I didn't take the names offered by ubersite because I decided I wanted something personal. One day at work, a gilr I work with named Janelle told me "stanton, me and you are down like 4 flat tires" That's when it hit me, 4 flat tires. I thought it was a memorable name with a story behind it. I liked it. That is why I didn't post with uber. I wasn't trying to come off as a holier than thou dick because I thought of the name on my own. I was just trying to say that Sky might appreciate the name better if it is thought up by her or inspired by events around her. She can do what she wants. She is a smart girl with a good head on her shoulders. I, being a fellow front person, just thought I would put in my 2 sense. If I misinterpreted what you were trying to say, my bad. Maybe you can explain, less vaguely.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-03-31 12:57:45 EST (#)
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a friend of mine just put together an all girl group called 'charm school'.
all the girls are 18 or under and wear very short catholic uniforms. they took pictures a few weeks ago and all of them are licking lollipops with braids in their hair.
it's pretty sad actually. he'll make a fortune if he can teach them to sing, but i think he's to busy posing them for pictures and taking them out to denny's to bother.
on a similiar note, i always wanted to put together an all girl band called plastipets. 4 girls, each with a DDD rack job and no one under 5'10". it would be a marketing paradise. there'd be the platinum blonde lead singer, 'shirley roxx'. the asian drummer 'sake', a milato bass player named 'sister slam' and of course the persian temptress 'legs' on lead guitar.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-31 12:56:00 EST (#)
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streetpunk:
Don't you think it's ironic that you are offering Sky advice when you don't even take any yourself?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-31 11:57:09 EST (#)
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Thanks Scott, I'll remember not to inconvienince you, dick. What is it, attack Stanton day at ubersite? I was just giving sky some advice. Jeezy Creezy!!!!
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 11:19:09 EST (#)
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bloody kitten! that's awesome, sky! kinda turns me on...
(not imagining bloody kittens, but sky playing some heavy riff, in black leather, screaming up on stage with the rest of her girl band, bloody kitten. mmmmm....)
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-31 11:09:16 EST (#)
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meow. i want to be bloody kitten. har har har. that's a girl band name.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-31 11:08:09 EST (#)
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Hey streetpunk:
"I posted it on Uber to get some ideas but ultimately came up with the name on my own."
Good for you... next time, save us the headache.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-31 10:52:42 EST (#)
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I think you should name your band "the god-fearin mormons"
I did the same thing trying to come up with a band name. I posted it on Uber to get some ideas but ultimately came up with the name on my own.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-31 10:42:05 EST (#)
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i like sugar walls. i used to have a porno named that.
i know it's similar to godsmack, but i was wanting to start a death metal band called jesusfuck. our first single would have been "kill and rape the babies." although we thought it was a good idea, it never panned out. i got hungry and had to pawn my guitar and amp and processor.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-31 10:32:56 EST (#)
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How about:
Blue Belles
Rock candy
Sugar walls
The Sound of Wetness
Opal Choker
Blue Sylk
Submitted by NicTheMaster (user info) at 2003-03-31 10:23:59 EST (#)
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Hmmm,
How 'bout.......
The Davis Icke Experience(only to stress out the wierd)
or
I Broke My Niece's Pelvis (Cult bands only)
or
That Band (great for radio intro's)
or
Band with the Runs
or
The Mighty, Mighty Busphones
or
The name of the town you grew up Eg Portishead or the West Drayton Hieghts Housing Estate Combo of '78
Essentially anything people will want to remember.
Or alternativly go with what you know...........
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-31 10:15:04 EST (#)
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why doesn't my name ever appear. yucky.