A solution to AIDS! (1388 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 1.33 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (View user info) at 2005-02-14 20:24:58 EST
It seems that with each day the threat of AIDS grows larger. I have devised a solution for this problem. It is known as the AIDS dome.
User Reviews
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-07-24 02:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for Wyoming, but you'd have gotten a +2 for Montana. That way they're right next to Canada. You put 'em in Wyoming and one escapes, he's free in the US again.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-24 02:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Notice I already +2'd this below... I knew I would have. This post rocks, anyone who disagrees should be put in the dome with their infected pals.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-05 08:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man your stuff is tops !!!!!!
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Step 1: Reduce all matter in the universe to its constituent particles.
Step 2:
Step 3: PROFIT!
_______
mWAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had an idea similar to this, and had the balls to write it.
I'm too lazy to linkwhore, look it up.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Goffnessmonster (user info) at 2005-03-16 18:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had this idea once, but not the balls to write it. good manners sir
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20050216005804&newsLang=en
hey! They are taking the first step of your plan seriously and talking about "mandatory testing"!
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-15 01:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Zoidberg, "Forced relocation! excellent idea. we have a long history of that being successful"
Worked pretty well with the Amerinds, you don't see a lot of them around anymore. We could at least give it a try.
Submitted by BoredMarc (user info) at 2005-02-15 00:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Step 1: Reduce all matter in the universe to its constituent particles.
Step 2:
Step 3: PROFIT!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-15 00:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
rump rangers need apply.
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-15 00:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
but I live in wyoming and the University of Wyoming baskteball gym would not be a good place..come to think of it I live 30 minutes away..eek!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forced relocation! excellent idea. we have a long history of that being successful
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-02-14 23:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Carlin fan?
Yeah, I thought so.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Move it to NOrth Dakota.
Who's ever BEEN to North Dakota?
Seriously, put it there, and you don't feel so bad for not visiting someone...
Because it's in frggin NORTH DAKOTA...
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-14 22:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great...but move the dome closer to San Francisco to save on costs of transporting so many people. From there, you can do a forced march to a remote location outside the city.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Round up them thar butt-jockeys!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you won't get aids doing this.. http://www.ubersite.com/m/59572
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 21:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You disgusting republican scum. You are worse than Reagan in the 80's.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah. A dome? That's expensive.
Maybe if we gassed the dome...
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
FU.....thats too close to MY state, also thanks
for the James Brown tune; This Is A Mans World,
running non-stop, in my head.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that I was the first to review this?
What? I have the herpes..er..-2DIE
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There it is, a 3 step solution to AIDS!