UBERPOLL : Heaven or Hell (577 hits)
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Submitted by standardeviant<tooeasy2079.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-15 09:45:27 EST
Are you going to heaven or hell? What was your defining reason? Athiests... Just play along if you feel like it.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-15 21:14:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:49:33 (#)
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I'm already in Hell, I just read your post.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:48:36 EST (#)
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I was gonna go to Cardiff, but the people with season tickets got all the final tickets. :(
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:46:02 EST (#)
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All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.- W.C. Fields
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:37:03 EST (#)
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I'm going to hell, you meet more interesting people there.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:16:39 EST (#)
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i want to take over for the grim reaper, so neither
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more importantly, what will you wear?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:26:50 EST (#)
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I'll bend over bacwards if you ask nicely. If you eat cream eggs you're most likely partial to Home Pride curry's too. I feel ill.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:20:32 EST (#)
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i'm going to heaven. because i asked nicely.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:18:25 (#)
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Cadbury's cream eggs... Disgusting! ""
How dare you.
This outrage cannot stand.
You will be punished.
Bend over.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:18:25 EST (#)
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Cadbury's cream eggs... Disgusting!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:04:14 EST (#)
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A bit like eating a Cadburys cream egg but without the sugary aftertaste?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:55:40 EST (#)
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I'd rather gently squeeze your boils between my teeth and suck the puss out.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:49:04 EST (#)
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Nope.
Lady nurses with more breastage than morals.
In truth they don't even have to nurses. In fact you'll do.
I'll even let you lance my puss filled boils. Now I can't say fairer than that.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:47:08 EST (#)
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I'm going into the ground.
If Heaven or Hell were real I would most certainly go with the latter.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:39:24 EST (#)
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Would that be well endowed male nurses with super elasticity of the sphincter, Derkel?
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:32:15 EST (#)
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who cares?
i'll worry about it when I am dead
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:31:33 EST (#)
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no no..it's Heaven and Hell.
Sabbath fans stand up!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:31:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:24:50 (#)
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penile warts
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Nope. That's not disgusting.
It gives you an excuse to waggle your todger at nurses.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:30:13 EST (#)
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I'm going wherever the beer is free.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:26:43 EST (#)
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Which place has the casnos?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:24:50 EST (#)
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penile warts
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:22:01 EST (#)
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Evidence would suggest so.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:18:44 EST (#)
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You'd think so, wouldn't you.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:17:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:11:49 (#)
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Skegness.
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Is everything you say revolting?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:11:49 EST (#)
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Skegness.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-15 10:09:34 EST (#)
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It's been decided that we are all going to hell.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:53:07 EST (#)
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Its all about Limbo, dammit!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:51:45 EST (#)
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there are no such things
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:50:41 EST (#)
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C'mon you now better
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:50:11 EST (#)
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I dunno.
But, wherever I end up, I won't be alone.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:49:33 EST (#)
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I'm already in Hell, I just read your post.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for uberpoll.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-15 09:48:02 EST (#)
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Neither, I'm probably partying in Purgatory.