Come on Bart Bart, Get Offa Your Duff And Unban Me, I done Learned Me Lesson, Ya Commie Prick (1299 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb " Bart Bart " Thomas (View user info) at 2005-02-15 11:50:40 EST
Jesus Christ
A body posts a pick of a 14 year old bangin a 12 year old and he gets banned. (THEY WERE ACTORS IN A MOVIE, OR WERE THEY.. DUN DUN DUN*)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58278
Whats this world comin to
Slap me in the dick and call me uncle Roy, but look at the recent fads on Uber, what with the dicks and the boobers flappin around like flesh candy. Back in my day, (2 weeks ago), we wouldn't stand for shit like this.
Thanks to Uber Aim buddies, I have managed to get some old unused alters. They have allowed me to post, but for how long no ones knows.
(Cue sad music, pan to pictures of homeless children)
So look Bart Bart, I am sorry for causing heat on your life.
NOW UNBAN ME
Here is a picture to express my anger
*They were actors. (ejaculates)
User Reviews
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-02-15 19:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How the hell does anybody find this pathetic excues of MS Paint amazing. It's the same damn thing form all of his other posts.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:17:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Picture of cocks illegal?
Nope.
............
without getting into nudity in general, it seems obvious that many of those willies could be from the underaged. it's not like lojope checked i.d.s or anything. that would make it child porn.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:26:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...ban Adam.
the geek would probably kill himself if he couldn't post!
Ban him...BAN HIM!
Ban everyone.
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I agree ban everyone!
Especially the sun, always doin his fusion, fusion, fusion
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...ban Adam.
the geek would probably kill himself if he couldn't post!
Ban him...BAN HIM!
Ban everyone.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i lovees me fusion
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh its all in good fun. This needs heat, especailly since the only heated things now are Uber Tits, Request to show cocks, Uber Cocks, CBG's Post which was intentionally heated.
What can I say, I is bored
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is an excellent way to get banned, Adam. Especially supporting someone on Bart's shitlist.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Free BEEB!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can see the pics here
http://www.Walmart.com
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That dog has slept with your girlfriend
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The sun has an exclusive deal with Ray-Ban sunglasses
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fusion is actually french for "I stared at ze zun, now me eyes are burned out of me head"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack Daniels invented the smurfs
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That magnifying glass framed OJ for the murders of them white womenz
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fubu stands for Fucked Under Blue Umbrellas (by Dwarfs with Mohawks)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1354 Cuban Refugees died making that cigar
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, Douchemorph, Quit saying Dorko! far to close to my name.
Submitted by Jughead_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Consider it a "forced retirement" rather than getting banned. Now you can move to Florida and soak up the sun and play shuffleboard & shit.
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
keep him banned
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:35:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kim Jong Il is a Midget
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HAHAHAHAHA!
And for the post...AAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really last one
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Last one
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok one more
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok enough for now
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet he wears Underoos too
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A midget with Nukes
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kim Jong Il is a Midget
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Play nice with Castro
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Free BEEB!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tastes like burning
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Rice
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooompa Loompa Doopeeadeee Da
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Up in this bitch
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Getting
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to get some heat on this bitch
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who ARE you? I don't acknowledge you, Dorko.
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In a groundbreaking move of unbridled douchebaggery, you just acknowledged me. Dorko.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:25:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
really Schlongy, that dipshit comment never gets old. Where do you get this stuff?
If I keep posting +2's, does that make me a Rankwhore?
Feed me a twi'lek, filthy human
Who ARE you? I don't acknowledge you, Dorko.
Come back when you grow some pubes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If it doesn't bother you I won't use it anymore.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
really Schlongy, that dipshit comment never gets old. Where do you get this stuff?
If I keep posting +2's, does that make me a Rankwhore?
Feed me a twi'lek, filthy human
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Picture of cocks illegal?
Nope.
Picture of people under the age of 18 in sexual situations?
Could be. Depends on what kind of right-wing religious dumbfuck checks shit out.
And you've seen some of those idjits right here on Uber.
And on a side note, just so ya know, I KNOW I AM A FAT FUCK. Christ, it's not annoying that you insult me, it's annoying that you think I give a shit.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever.. this guys a tool, and for that he should stay banned.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You do that, dipshit, if it makes you feel better about your latest "crusade".
Fucking commie.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:48:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
You dumbasses realize that your rating only counts once right? -2 x 4 Bajillion still has the same effect.
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It used to count multiple times, if it doesn't anymore, I don't fucking care. I'm going to -2 this every single time out of principles.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam- I'm not sure what you mean...what comment on WHAT post?
I agree with you...my comment was directed at the OTHER assholes here.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is bart wearing a skirt?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 13:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
bart's gonna get in trouble for a still frame scene from a movie but not for 17 homos sending in pictures of their cocks?
Are you high or just really stupid?
Good grief.
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Read my comment on that post
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right Schlongy, there is no discernable difference between pedophilia and nudity. Let's find those dirty naked people and string them up.
lynch mob!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To a dipshit loser like you, it probably does sound right.
But it's wrong. Oh, so fucking wrong.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:15:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
He speaks the truth, Shlongy.
Once again, here is this:
Here's the real deal about Shlongy:
He's on Ubersite ALL DAY LONG, week after week.
Hmmmmmm...
If I were a guy in Hilton Head with loads of money and no job, I would sure as hell be doing more productive and interesting things than sitting inside my house on the internet talking shit to strangers on Ubersite... but maybe that's just me.
that sounds about right.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam- Stop dreaming about me.
Why would I call a loser like you? I have "real" friends I could call if I wanted.
Unfortunately, we're on the same side of this great debate. And we're right.
bart's gonna get in trouble for a still frame scene from a movie but not for 17 homos sending in pictures of their cocks?
Are you high or just really stupid?
Good grief.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring back the 'beeb.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beeb you're awesome
Glad Fusion is back
To all you dumbshits Kids is an "NR" movie not "R"
You dumbasses realize that your rating only counts once right? -2 x 4 Bajillion still has the same effect.
And to schlongster. Stop calling me. You cannot come over and rub my backb, I am not into Ghey sex.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me explain it to you, all mighty consumer of schlong...
Regardless of who the actors were or what the context is, that kind of picture could get bart in trouble
its called CYA
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't expect too much from someone who dedicates his life to lashing out at people through a faceless medium, and then can't spell "Schlong".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fatass greening...he posted a picture, without nudity, of an R RATED MOVIE, you stupid, ignorant fat fuck!
He's banned, but there's a post full of cock for homos like you to gawk at...and that's acceptable, fair and balanced behavior?
Go stuff another Twinkie in your face. Dipshit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:00:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still a retard but here's a +2 for "fighting the good fight".
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What fight is that? Allowing idiots to post illegal shit because an undersexed, pasty white poker playing fucktard thinks it's cool?
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OOOOhhhhhh... You mean the fight to keep people here who make you looks even somewhat interesting, which would be impossible without crap like this...
I getcha.
Gotcha.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The master of irrelevancy strikes again.
Hi-ya!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uhhhh, pansyass...I have given Habeeb a record 61 -2's in a row. Until now.
I don't think he should be banned for posting a picture from an R rated movie...especially when there's at least 84 posts at any given time around here, with spread pussy and faux cocks standing at attention.
Cluck, cluck, dipshit.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*crying* I DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!
I'll let you in on a little secret
keep your respect, if I wanted it I would have asked or worked for it
I come here for MY entertainment, not yours buttplug
and I get what I want, without the "respect" of your cool little club of jackasses
wow you guys can post boobs and cocks, I'm so impressed
when's the last time you posted anything worthwhile?
Wow, camwhores and carol richards
you're so creative
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He speaks the truth, Shlongy.
Once again, here is this:
Here's the real deal about Shlongy:
He's on Ubersite ALL DAY LONG, week after week.
Hmmmmmm...
If I were a guy in Hilton Head with loads of money and no job, I would sure as hell be doing more productive and interesting things than sitting inside my house on the internet talking shit to strangers on Ubersite... but maybe that's just me.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck yea, take his ass off the MVA too for his incessant whining.
Shlongy, Habeeb here is one person who you SHOULD be calling a whiner.
**baby voice**
It's not enough that Bart allows hims to post, hims wants his hits back... awwww.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:11:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:05:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay enough to merit some comments from the lord and master of the butt joust, Schlongy
Do not address me until you've been here for at least 4 months. Until then, you do not matter, dipshit.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me likie.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, let me narrow it down...
i laughed at the sun's magnifying glass and attempt at assault
i laughed at fubu shoes
i laughed at binary code tshirt
i laughed at "my rotweiler and my woman"
and i laughed at the damn cigar.
very laughable.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were Bart I would take you off the MVA just to see you squirm.
Only problem with that is that it would let Fat Tony on.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good one, Habeeb.
FuckeyesTHEQUEER
WOO!
-2, stay banned
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay enough to merit some comments from the lord and master of the butt joust, Schlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:03:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid.
Gay (see above).
And below.
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey fuck you Fuckeyes The Queer.
Go away
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid.
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Of COURSE I meant baby goat sex
is there any other kind?
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:59:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
you gotta fight for your right to show kids having sex
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How dare you
I hope by kids you mean baby goats, you asshole
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 12:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're still a retard but here's a +2 for "fighting the good fight".
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you gotta fight for your right to show kids having sex
Submitted by black_beauty (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:57:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're posting and he's letting you, what is the fucking problem? So your other name is dead, so what?
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Hits man
Hits
Thats the problem
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Consider it a "forced retirement" rather than getting banned. Now you can move to Florida and soak up the sun and play shuffleboard & shit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and I am still laughing.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're posting and he's letting you, what is the fucking problem? So your other name is dead, so what?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed...i laughed like my college, dark room--towel at the bottom of the door, days.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-15 11:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA