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Shlongy Apology (866 hits)

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Rating: -0.65 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mr. Shlongy (View user info) at 2005-02-15 14:04:21 EST


I would just like to apologize to everyone on this site for being a complete turd burgler. I am a very ignorant person that was anally raped by my father, since I was only 2 years old. I have been especially rude to woman, as it makes me feel like the man I am not. Until now I have only been denying my homosexuality and would like to let everyone know that I do like the manflesh. I know that at some point I have offended everyone on this site, and I am truly sorry.

P.S - I would like to let all the men know I enjoyed their peeners.

Shlongy

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User Reviews


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was weak. I think we all agree on that.

Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE

Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lame, really really lame.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You should linkwhore it on my new post.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's the one that got things all started for Shlongy...

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a classic, shlongy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean...this one?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40504


It actually gets better with age.

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

people seem to be missing the subtle parody aspect of this post.

also, i cackled as if i was a retarded hen (which i'm not)

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Everyone should go check out shlongy's 1st post...it's a gem.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:32:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is truth.

__________________

Must be one of the shlong-man's bum chums.


Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is truth.

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Ouch. This sure backfired, huh?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OK, Bill O'Reilly.
Nice "truth".

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This isn't a hate post...I would call it truth...just like reporting the news.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Do it RIGHT, man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55839

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Just stay with it 1point2...Don't give up.

You're only one or two good stalkers away from major hate, I'm sure.

Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sure you'll get your hate post some day dude...good luck.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

A lot of people hate me, and I never get hate posts, just love posts (and the time I was beebed, but I asked for that - hell did you see that pimp hat???).

I really need to start pissing off more clever uberers who have balls.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For some reason I doubt the authenticity of this post...



or is it just me ?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

aha! view user info!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This is pretty funny, Carrot Top.

Someone link this loser to a GOOD Shlongy hate post.

There's certainly been enough of them to choose from.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shlongy is king. You are....well, vomit.

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Power to the gay!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dipshit.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I like Maddox too


Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection