Shlongy Apology (945 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.52 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr. Shlongy (View user info) at 2005-02-15 14:04:21 EST
I would just like to apologize to everyone on this site for being a complete turd burgler. I am a very ignorant person that was anally raped by my father, since I was only 2 years old. I have been especially rude to woman, as it makes me feel like the man I am not. Until now I have only been denying my homosexuality and would like to let everyone know that I do like the manflesh. I know that at some point I have offended everyone on this site, and I am truly sorry.
P.S - I would like to let all the men know I enjoyed their peeners.
Shlongy
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-10-28 18:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S AN IMPOSTER!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was weak. I think we all agree on that.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-02-15 15:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame, really really lame.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should linkwhore it on my new post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's the one that got things all started for Shlongy...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a classic, shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You mean...this one?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40504
It actually gets better with age.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
people seem to be missing the subtle parody aspect of this post.
also, i cackled as if i was a retarded hen (which i'm not)
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone should go check out shlongy's 1st post...it's a gem.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:32:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is truth.
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Must be one of the shlong-man's bum chums.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is truth.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ouch. This sure backfired, huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, Bill O'Reilly.
Nice "truth".
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't a hate post...I would call it truth...just like reporting the news.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do it RIGHT, man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55839
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just stay with it 1point2...Don't give up.
You're only one or two good stalkers away from major hate, I'm sure.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure you'll get your hate post some day dude...good luck.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A lot of people hate me, and I never get hate posts, just love posts (and the time I was beebed, but I asked for that - hell did you see that pimp hat???).
I really need to start pissing off more clever uberers who have balls.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For some reason I doubt the authenticity of this post...
or is it just me ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
aha! view user info!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is pretty funny, Carrot Top.
Someone link this loser to a GOOD Shlongy hate post.
There's certainly been enough of them to choose from.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is king. You are....well, vomit.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Power to the gay!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dipshit.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Maddox too