UberVegas Prediction Post: Place your bets! (1090 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-02-15 17:03:29 EST
It's going to be 23 days before we can sit down and gamble in the air-conditioned palaces that dot the Strip.
I can't wait 23 days.
We're going to start gambling today.
Lets start with the "who's who"...
List of Attendees:
Bart
Loren1
Nicole3
Polyamourousaj
Munkeypants
1.21
Screamfeeder
Corn_nugget
GodChicken
Always an Eagle
Tiger Lilly
EatMeCompletely
Rad
JayPeg
JMG
Rizzo
MyNameIsTim
SeanFogy
Flack
JGreening
Apollo ?
Shitfuck ?
Herpes ?
And now it's time to place your bets.
Who will be...
1. the funniest?
2. the rudest?
3. the most obnoxious?
4. the quietest?
5. least like they seem on Uber?
6. exactly like they seem on Uber?
7. first to be naked with an audience?
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves?
9. most chaste?
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass?
11. First to barf?
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment?
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"?
14. First to impersonate elvis?
15. Married (in vegas, not before!)
16. Most likely to pay for sex?
17. first to run out of money?
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM?
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club?
20. End up in jail in an apesuit?
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-22 08:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the only part of that movie I saw was when he was seeing
everyone as reptiles and they were all humping.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I really act the same on uber as I do IN REAL LIFE?
I can never tell.
Either way- nobody ever gets my jokes.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-02-18 04:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I say we just all go into Sean and Scott's room, get nekkid and have a big uberorgy! Go Orgy wooo!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-18 04:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOOOO Rad loses.
Suddenly there was a terrible noise all around the car, and the sky was filled with what looked like giant bats. Swooping and screeching and diving around the car. I screamed, "HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMN ANIMALS??"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-18 04:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-18 03:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember saying something like... "I'm beginning to feel a little bit light-headed. Maybe you should drive."
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't stop here; bat country.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest? Jay
2. the rudest? meh
3. the most obnoxious? Jay
4. the quietest? Corn, Kre8trix, or nicole
5. least like they seem on Uber? Loren is a sure bet!
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? Tigerlily and cornnugget
7. first to be naked with an audience? Jay
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? 1.21
9. most chaste? The ones with significant others! or maybe Munkey.
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? Gig or EMC
11. First to barf? no. it will not be me! i pick seanfogy because no one else picked him!
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? if one goes we all go
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? screamfeeder
14. First to impersonate elvis? Jared
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) ummm... yo mama?
16. Most likely to pay for sex? Me <looks forlorn>
17. first to run out of money? Me <see above>
18. First to hurry to a computer to post hmmm... maybe bart bart
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? me and eat me. w00t
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? AJ!!
i can't wait to see terry at the airport. i will see him walking away
and scream "Eat me!"
okay i won't. but it's fun to imagine, no?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's get down to brass tax here. How much for the ape?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
11. First to barf? Munkey (cuz i'm drinkin you under the table!!)
16. Most likely to pay for sex? Don't we all pay for it, ultimately?
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? Munkeypants (apesuit, munkeypants. get it? har har, peener)
hahahahaha
11) i am going to be good this time. well, i am going to NOT DRINK martinis this
time.
16) hahahaha awesome answer
20) yeah baby!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart
Loren1
Nicole3
Polyamourousaj
Munkeypants
1.21
Screamfeeder
Corn_nugget
GodChicken
Always an Eagle
Tiger Lilly
EatMeCompletely
Rad
JayPeg
JMG
Rizzo
MyNameIsTim
SeanFogy
Flack
JGreening
Apollo ?
Shitfuck ?
Herpes ?
And now it's time to place your bets.
Who will be...
1. the funniest? JMG
2. the rudest? Shitfuck
3. the most obnoxious? Jay
4. the quietest? Corn
5. least like they seem on Uber? Rad
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? bart
7. first to be naked with an audience? rad
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? AJ
9. most chaste? All the broads
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? Gig
11. First to barf? Munkey (cuz i'm drinkin you under the table!!)
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? Entire party of 23
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? screamfeeder
14. First to impersonate elvis? Bart
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) WTF? Nobody. Unless you want to join my polygamous cult.
16. Most likely to pay for sex? Don't we all pay for it, ultimately?
17. first to run out of money? Rad
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? Rad
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Tim
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? Munkeypants (apesuit, munkeypants. get it? har har, peener)
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote myself on Elvis impersonation (that'll probably start on the plane).
God I love Elvis.
Why must he be so awesome?
Anyone want to hear my rendition of any song he ever sang?
In a mezzo-soprano range?
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn it AJ.
It's, "Do they pay you to screw that bear?"
Fucking hell.
and the answer to that quesion is.."what?"
"Don't go near that elevator. That's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
VEGAS! VEGAS! WO
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gig- If you stick with me and screamfeeder, we will end up quoting the entire movie line for line, in bits and pieces.
"Did they pay you to fuck that bear?"
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TIM!
You must watch "Fear and Loathing" before you go, because you will end up quoting it with me the whole time.
You seemed like the kind of guy who would love that movie, so that's why I put you down in the category. My prediction may still be right, provided you get to Blockbuster in time.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I get a prize for winning "Most Obnoxious"?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest? JMG
2. the rudest?
3. the most obnoxious? Munkeypants - but in a good way
4. the quietest? Rizzo
5. least like they seem on Uber? I fucking pray to the Gods in the sweet heavens that AJ is not as much of a tool as he is on here. (For your sake, of course)
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? TigerLilly
7. first to be naked with an audience? I think it will be a tie - Munkeypants and 1.21
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? Munkeypants
9. most chaste? Rizzo
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? Drunk Bart
11. First to barf?
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? GodChicken
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"?
14. First to impersonate elvis? Bart...I hope
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) Munkeypants and ?
16. Most likely to pay for sex?
17. first to run out of money?
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? Bart (to ban Beeb's newest alter)
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club?
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? 1.21
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Y'all have fun now, ya hear!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First of all, why the hell does everyone expcet me to puke? Sheesh. You'd
have thought i puked at other ubercons or something.
Second, Tigerlilly, Hadooken, Tim, and I are watching Fear and loathing
this weekend. We are going to RULE that category!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Doug, "12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? TigerLilly"
Me? No way! I might flash something to get us all in somewhere though.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
most likely to fake-proposition a hooker, and only offer her a quarter.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm seeing an awful lot of these (surprisingly):
"19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Loren1"
Now, I had no plans to join the club, but I'm starting to think, if all goes well and the plane isn't too crowded...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oops...accidently hit rank. i meant to alt+tab, but i tab+spaced instead...lets try that again
1. the funniest? this crazy ass motley crew in its entirity
2. the rudest? our hotel maid, lupe, after finding out about the 15 hooker peanutbutter gangbang (name that movie) that is guarenteed to ensue with paula at the helm.
3. the most obnoxious? the matre'd, banging on the door trying to break up the peanutbutter thing
4. the quietest?
5. least like they seem on Uber? loren - comes across tough, but i bet she's a sweetheart
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? nicole - definately a sweetheart
7. first to be naked with an audience? me... i have been known to bust out the 'helicopter' on occassion...
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? jay
9. most chaste? me
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? 1.21
10a. Most likely to get pinched in the ass by a cocktail waitress? 1.21
11. First to barf? munkey
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? whoever wins the Handle Race
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? 1.21 - i've never seen it
14. First to impersonate elvis? tigerlil
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) nobody.
16. Most likely to pay for sex? nobody
17. first to run out of money? we're all going to win millions
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? tigerlil
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? loren
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? whoever it was that was talkign about rocking an apesuit out..i forgot who.
21. Most likely to win big at gambling?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. the funniest? the crazy ass motley crew in its entirity
2. the rudest?
3. the most obnoxious?
4. the quietest?
5. least like they seem on Uber?
6. exactly like they seem on Uber?
7. first to be naked with an audience? i have been known to bust out the 'helicopter' on occassion...
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? jay
9. most chaste? me
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass?
11. First to barf?
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment?
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"?
14. First to impersonate elvis?
15. Married (in vegas, not before!)
16. Most likely to pay for sex?
17. first to run out of money?
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM?
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club?
20. End up in jail in an apesuit?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest? JMG
2. the rudest? Apollo
3. the most obnoxious? AJ
4. the quietest? Nicole
5. least like they seem on Uber? shitfuck
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? Bart
7. first to be naked with an audience? JayPeg
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? Me
9. most chaste? Corn_Nugget
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? Me or Rizzo
11. First to barf? Herpes
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? TigerLilly
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? Me or Tim
14. First to impersonate elvis? Munkeypants
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) godchicken (why not?)
16. Most likely to pay for sex? Terry (EatMe)
17. first to run out of money? Screemfeeder
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? JMG
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Loren1
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? JGreening
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest? ---Apollo
2. the rudest? ---Shitfuck
3. the most obnoxious? ---AJ
4. the quietest? ---MunkeyPants
5. least like they seem on Uber? ---Me (to others)
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? ---Rizzo
7. first to be naked with an audience? ---Herpes
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? ---Nicole3
9. most chaste? ---JGreening
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? --- Shitfuck
11. First to barf? ---AJ
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? ---AJ
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? ---Apollo
14. First to impersonate elvis? ---TigerLilly
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) ---Me
16. Most likely to pay for sex? ---JMG
17. first to run out of money? ---GodChicken
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? ---Bart
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? ---AlwaysAnEagle
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? ---JMG
Oh, and I think Judoka is still on the attendees list.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say apollo on all of them, cos he's a scouser and they can be all of those things
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bigdave265.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:32:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
boo! fuck that, since Im not on the list, I aint coming. apparently Im not wanted there.
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bongy, what is your e-mail addy?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:32:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
boo! fuck that, since Im not on the list, I aint coming. apparently Im not wanted there.
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I want to meet you!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Bongzilla... plleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase come please please please forgive me and come to vegas and I'll buy you a drink and be so nice to you!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
boo! fuck that, since Im not on the list, I aint coming. apparently Im not wanted there.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bong- I'm sorry. It's ajs fault, though.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Im not on the mailing list, so i suppose thats the reason for the mishap. but fuck that its bullshit! k bye.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bong, are you on the mail list?
If not, that's why we forget all the time...
And if so, um, er... Look birdies!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:45:27 (#)
Ranking: 2+
Including getting naked and jumping into the fountain in front of the Bellagio for
a late night swim.
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already done that at cesar's palace. almost got punched in the neck by a japanese
tourist setting up his camera on a tripod for the 'perfect picture'. i ruined his shit.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill be sitting there with you nicole discussing fantasy football strategies for next year. hehe, oh yeah you supposedly have my money =P
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nicole...
"Most likely to sit in a corner, drink in hand, watching everyone silently, occasionally bringing up some random and obscure fact - Me"
Hey, if you need company, I have a TON of random obscure facts... I'm functionally dead to the world, but I know the tonnage capacity of the USS Abraham Lincoln...
OK, I don't, but I could...
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, why do you fuckers keep leaving me off the list when I've said countless times that I'll be there? I live here for fucks sake. :::in bets Napolean Dynamite voice:::: GOSH!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!
no +2 for you.
-BongZilla
I rule Vegas, bitches.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest? Tie between Gig, Tim, AJ and I.
2. the rudest? Fuck you, I don't know.
4. the quietest? No one.
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? Me, bitches. I am noooooooooo different, ask Cookie and Paula.
7. first to be naked with an audience? I plan on getting off the plane naked with a thong on my head.
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? Me. And even those things that haven't moved in a while, but might at a later time.
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? Tie. We plan on doing it simultaniously. Guys and girls.
11. First to barf? Paula. FUCK YOU SAYING YOU WON'T PUKE, WOMAN!
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? Again, a tie. If one goes, we all go.
14. First to impersonate elvis? Jared. He's already impersonated Elmo.
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) Me. But only if Gig wears the wig.
16. Most likely to pay for sex? ............. Me. Shut up.
17. first to run out of money? See 16...
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Well, NOT me...
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? Who's bringing an apesuit?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. the funniest? Jared
2. the rudest? Not sure
3. the most obnoxious?
4. the quietest? Corn_Nugget or me
5. least like they seem on Uber? I agree with the Loren votes
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? My ideas are tainted by actually knowing them, so not sure
7. first to be naked with an audience? AJ, for some reason
14. First to impersonate elvis? Jared
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? I think Loren and her boy may already be members.
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? AJ
Most likely to sit in a corner, drink in hand, watching everyone silently, occasionally bringing up some random and obscure fact - Me
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:45:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:20:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I PLAN TO DO THEM ALL, BITCHES!!!
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Including getting naked and jumping into the fountain in front of the Bellagio for
a late night swim.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:36:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Paula and I. She doesn't know yet. Shhhh.
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w00t!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, Corny...
Jay Peg = jgreening
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now to read the predictions...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, as long as there's at least somebody that's not going to be surprised that I show up.
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i remembered you. remember we discussed that you need a better pic?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I PLAN TO DO THEM ALL, BITCHES!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-15 19:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I'll be the first to do any of those things.
But, I will be the first to do a shot of Cabo Wabo!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 19:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LGF, have you signed on for the Ubervegas mailing list?
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2005-02-15 18:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I am an unknown but psuedo-longtime uberer. I will be there.
LGF
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-15 18:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to go to this so bad.
There better be a ton of pictures from this.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CornNugget 78: Bart
Loren1
Nicole3
Polyamourousaj
Munkeypants
1.21
Screamfeeder
Corn_nugget
GodChicken
Always an Eagle
Tiger Lilly
EatMeCompletely
Rad
JayPeg
JMG
Rizzo
MyNameIsTim
SeanFogy
Flack
CornNugget 78: did I forget anyone?
polyamorousguyaj: ummm.... kre8ix
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, as long as there's at least somebody that's not going to be surprised that I show up.
Besides I was the one that volunteered to pick up folks at the airport (aren't you one of those people)
Apparently I'm more easily forgotten than I thought.
And what do I win for being #24?
I knew the answer before it was an option.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CornNugget 78: I will, riht now... give me a list of who's all going.
polyamorousguyaj: gimme a sec
polyamorousguyaj: ***edited out***
polyamorousguyaj: okay... list
polyamorousguyaj: bart, jmg, rizzo, me, loren, nicole
polyamorousguyaj: you, paula, tigerlilly, alwaysaneagle
polyamorousguyaj: umm... godchicken, jgreening, flack, screamfeeder
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousguyaj: you forgot kre8ix
CornNugget 78: so? that's why its a prediction
polyamorousguyaj: you might want to remedy that
CornNugget 78: Nah
You lie, woman.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
24. Most likely to be forgot about on the ubervegas list
(it's ajs fault- he gave me the list of attendees!)
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So...
Does that mean I'm not allowed to go?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
23. most likely to let anyone grab her boobs once she's had a few beers
(what? No. No.)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul- not exactly what I was thinking... but you may be right.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
22. Most likely to freak about becuase I did not include her in any of the votes so I have to make up a new catagory and say it is her or else I get the cold shoudler and most likely no chance at all of a boobgrab-Corn Nugget.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
21. most likely to say they aren't going but show up at the last minute- perhaps always keeping their distance and spying on everyone....
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Eric Rice...with a rifle in hand
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And how the hell did you fuckers all get the idea that I am some kind of rambunctious pervert, hellbent on causing mayhem?
Jesus.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest?-Jared
2. the rudest?-Herpes/Shitfuck (tie)
3. the most obnoxious?-uhhh..all of them?
4. the quietest?-everyone else.
5. least like they seem on Uber?-Loren
6. exactly like they seem on Uber?-AJ
7. first to be naked with an audience?-Hope it is not me...but it will be me
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves?-1.21/shitfuck/me (tie)
9. most chaste?-Everyone else??
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass?-Depends on if Jared wears a cocktail waitress outfit at the airport.
11. First to barf?-munkypants
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment?-Me and AJ combined
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"?-See above..Toss in a pinch of Jared
14. First to impersonate elvis?-Jared or (I hope) bart
15. Married (in vegas, not before!)-Oh jesus...
16. Most likely to pay for sex?-I will pay for sex for everyone else if I get to film it
17. first to run out of money?-..Probably AJ
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM?-uhhh..all of us? I have no idea
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club?-You know the plane is ACTUALLY 6 miles up...why is it called mile high when it should be the "6-mile high" club...goddamn
20. End up in jail in an apesuit?-You know who you are you fuck
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think that I'll be first to puke Corn. I quit drinking upon feeling remotely close to vomiting (lies).
1. the funniest? JMG
2. the rudest? Don't know
3. the most obnoxious? Not me.
4. the quietest? Don't know
5. least like they seem on Uber?
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? 1.21GigaWho?
7. first to be naked with an audience?
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? Corn Nugget <paybacks>
9. most chaste?
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? Screamfeeder
11. First to barf?
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? Rizzo (those Eagle fans are badass)
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"?
14. First to impersonate elvis? Bart
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) I am bringing a ring just in case Nicole's interested.
16. Most likely to pay for sex? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
17. first to run out of money? That would be me.
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM?
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Paula and I. She doesn't know yet. Shhhh.
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? AJ, the tallest person that I have never met.
Drawing a blank on the rest. Could be I have never met any of you and want to make no presumptions. Corn, if you were offended, I will fold you an apologetic origami frog.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
21. most likely to say they aren't going but show up at the last minute- perhaps always keeping their distance and spying on everyone....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh right.... and 10 too. didn't see that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nugget...Queen Ashlee? I didn't see her on the list or I may have popped in, just to share her Twinkies with her and lick her frosting.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
3. the most obnoxious? Me of course! It's in my fucking name!
Oh shit, thats right i'm not going...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiloh will win 7, 8, 12, 13, and 20. AJ will co-win 20. he may also co-win 13, as both of them have been quoting that movie at me for about 2 weeks now.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. the funniest? - Jared
2. the rudest? - Me
3. the most obnoxious? - Me
4. the quietest? - Kre8ix
5. least like they seem on Uber? - Bart
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? - TigerLilly (?)
7. first to be naked with an audience? - *Drops pants*
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves? - 1.21Gigawatts
9. most chaste? - Corn_nugget
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? - Screamfeeder
11. First to barf? - Munkeypants
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? - Me (for the apesuit)
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? - Me and screamfeeder
14. First to impersonate elvis? - Jared
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) - Not touching this one.
16. Most likely to pay for sex? - Jgreening (just being a smartass)
17. first to run out of money? - Screamfeeder
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? - Nomad
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? - Loren and her beau (?)
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? - Fuck you guys, I'm too pretty to go to jail.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
21. stuff their mouth with chicken wings. Jgreening, rad1101
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy- I bet you're right.
I may as well place my own predictions:
1. the funniest? Screamfeeder
2. the rudest? herpes
3. the most obnoxious? QueenAshlee
4. the quietest? Me
5. least like they seem on Uber? Loren
6. exactly like they seem on Uber? GodChicken
7. first to be naked with an audience? Bart
8. most likely to fuck anything that moves?
9. most chaste? Aj
10. Most likely to pinch a cocktail waitress on the ass? 1.21
11. First to barf? EatMeCompletely
12. First to get kicked out of an establishment? Screamfeeder
13. Constantly quoting "fear and loathing in las vegas"? JMG
14. First to impersonate elvis? JMG
15. Married (in vegas, not before!) JMG
16. Most likely to pay for sex? Shitfuck
17. first to run out of money? Me
18. First to hurry to a computer to post/IM? Aj
19. Most likely to join the mile-high-club? Munkey
20. End up in jail in an apesuit? Aj
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-15 17:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll bet at least 7 of you get drunk and act like total fucking idiots in a public place.
Who wants some of THAT action?