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Calling On Any Scottish Person Out There (713 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.67 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Faith <faith1986.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-16 08:03:56 EST


...Or anybody who fancies helping us!

The London Development Agency are currently asking for people to vote on the name of a new foot bridge on the site of the new Wembley Stadium. The name has to be something significant to Wembley's past.

The Tartan Army are looking to hi-jack the naming, by voting for Jim Baxter on the below link. Reason being his keepy-uppy routine in 67'. A legitimate reason for voting for him is that he is already in the Wembley Hall of Fame.

Imagine, a Scottish legend immortalised on the site of the new English national stadium!

I apologise for this post to all of you who aren't interested but anyone who can be bothered to spare 30 seconds please click on the link and vote for Jim Baxter!

http://www.lda.gov.uk/server.php?show=ConForm.9

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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-03-17 01:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ahhhhhh me lassie.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:04:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm of Scotish descent but really don't care about the post's subject. Although ANYTHING even slightly Scotish promoting will get a +2 out of me. My Grandmother made it a point to teach her Grandchildren Scotish pride.

Thistles and Lions!

woot!
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Apparently she didn't make it a point to teach her grandchildren how to SPELL THEIR HERITAGE. Stupid git. There's two t's in Scottish.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAC.... you shut up.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:02:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Danger - Living in London, from Sydney, born in Glasgow

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Good, just checking.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*Waits for Cookie to show up*

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SH0ES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Fucking poms, they got raped and pillaged by the Danes and Germans a squillion times over' -- http://www.victorianstation.com/images/empire1.jpg (not that i'm for it but, check the green bits'

- What's this, a list of places your women like to go for an orgasm?

'You can't play rugger for shit' --

- YOUR National Anthem is FLower of Scotland??!

(though granted we did lose to france on sunday).

- click here numbnuts..
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3189782a1823,00.html

- oh, and here, there's a good knob-end,

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,1563,894541,00.html



Submitted by ahrcee (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Was going to vote, but then realised they want your email address. Jim Baxter was good (indeed great) in his day, but like many of us up here, died a fat bloated fuckwit after his depressive surroundings drained him of every positive bit of energy in his body. Don't come to Scotland. It is an absolute fucking shithole. All the birds are fat ugly bastards, but they think they're so fit. It sucks.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:42:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Should call the stadium McThinkAgain. Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't your lot got the wood on the poms? - as far as internationals held at Wembley? Didn't you win the first one too? Fucking poms, they got raped and pillaged by the Danes and Germans a squillion times over, then the French invaded and thought, fuck it, we're staying. Funny shit. And the Queen's a German - priceless. I LOVE YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. You can't play rugger for shit, but Flower of Scotland is a fucking moment, really.

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i'm no nationalist or anything, but i couldnt notice a few overlooked facts:

'Fucking poms, they got raped and pillaged by the Danes and Germans a squillion times over' -- http://www.victorianstation.com/images/empire1.jpg (not that i'm for it but, check the green bits'

'You can't play rugger for shit' -- http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/international/3228728.stm (though granted we did lose to france on sunday).


Now excuse me whilst i shit in your shoes

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm of Scotish descent but really don't care about the post's subject. Although ANYTHING even slightly Scotish promoting will get a +2 out of me. My Grandmother made it a point to teach her Grandchildren Scotish pride.

Thistles and Lions!

woot!

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Danger - Living in London, from Sydney, born in Glasgow

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-16 11:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, haaaaiiiiirryyy pooooooooooooo...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, thatd show the oil stealing cunts

(PS, I love you really...actually thats a lie, I barely tolerate you. Especially tartpumper, whom you havent seen lately because hes dead. We came screaming over the heather and hacked him in two.
Not really, i got arrested before I got to the border for carrying a dangerous weapon and public indecency)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What are you talking about?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm 5% irish if that counts/helps

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fields marked with an asterix (*) are required fields.
The new footbridge should be called: *
Jim Baxter
Reason (If appropriate)
because
My email address (supply to go into the draw for an England shirt) *
I'mgonnawinthefuckerandburnit.com.au

Three lions - good grief - rowr..

Hey hairycoo, where are you from?


Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mel Gibson

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you must be a relative of this fucker...

Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice, gotta love the rant! Seriously, I almost died laughing!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Should call the stadium McThinkAgain. Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't your lot got the wood on the poms? - as far as internationals held at Wembley? Didn't you win the first one too? Fucking poms, they got raped and pillaged by the Danes and Germans a squillion times over, then the French invaded and thought, fuck it, we're staying. Funny shit. And the Queen's a German - priceless. I LOVE YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. You can't play rugger for shit, but Flower of Scotland is a fucking moment, really.


Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Scottish and have never heard of Jim Baxter. Assume he is a football player of some kind. A dead one.

And yes, Billy Connolly is Scottish. Cretins.
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Just curious are you proud of the country you come from?

Jim Baxter was a footballer, and died in 2001. He was noted as the greatest Scottish footballer of all time - and you haven't even heard of him, Charming.

On another note, he humiliated England when they were the world champions by playing keepie up.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I voted to name it the Ringo Starr Footbridge.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:06:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

No, he's Irish isn't he""


No he is shit.



Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Scottish and have never heard of Jim Baxter. Assume he is a football player of some kind. A dead one.

And yes, Billy Connolly is Scottish. Cretins.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm at loathe to +2 this, but it did make me giggle.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know, some people actually post here to have their writing reviewed, not to advertise for a cause. Just a thought you should consider before doing this again.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No, he's Irish isn't he.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Billy Connolly will answer your call.

He better be scottish.


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