Making things better, or worse, either way Im back (650 hits)
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Submitted by MegaManfre (View user info) at 2005-02-16 08:42:59 EST
Well Ive decided to come out of retirement. Not much has been up with me. Still with the same manic depressed, bi-polar girl (going on like 20 months now, dont know what that is in years, but I bet its a lot) and working in a different position making more money. Got a new car (as in 2005) but its a Hyundai, so its not really an upgrade. Growed a goatee, and still have horrible grammar. Ive calmed down a bit, and dont generally hate everyone unless they tick me off anymore.
Ok, that last one was a lie, I still hate everyone. Youre all guilty until proven innocent, or in my case, until proven not stupid.
Anyway, I wanted to make my coming back announcement to let all you sons of bitches know that things are gonna change, and Im instilling the fear of god, or satan, in all yall. I have been reborn! Thats right! Reborn! Praise Jesus, for he has stolen many a rims. Praise him for he is our lord and savior! Hallelujah!
Anywho, Ill be back for a lil bit, and wanted to stop in and say hi to everyone. Ill think of something funny to write later, but until then, I leave you with a picture at the end of my post, just something random.
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:04:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:33:40 (#)
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Instead of wasting space with 2 posts announcing your big comeback, why not, I dont know, try to write something?
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This would be what Im best at, and do. I write the most obscure posts, about nothing at all, to keep the level of sanity somewhat up, and or down, at any given moment.
I also like to set an example on Uber, of things not to do.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:33:40 EST (#)
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Instead of wasting space with 2 posts announcing your big comeback, why not, I dont know, try to write something?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-16 10:13:52 EST (#)
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You're a girl with a goatee? I'm sorry, but I don't know you so I don't understand this.
Nor do I really care...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:50:22 EST (#)
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Why do you assume that your knowing who he is is important to anyone but you? If you care, check out his user info.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:49:09 EST (#)
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Someone want to tell me who this guy is?
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:20:01 EST (#)
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Huh?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:19:16 EST (#)
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oh, you also missed the greatest photo of all time.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57943
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-16 09:07:27 EST (#)
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splendid, indeed!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:58:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:57:44 (#)
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w00t """
Loki, w00t?
Come on, you college professors just look silly when you try and be 'down with the kidz'.
Do you mean splendid?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:58:40 EST (#)
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Fucking Megaman... 8-bit Nintendo, my wife (then girlfriend) still loved me and I was younger. Plus fucking 2.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:58:04 EST (#)
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he was the tall one with the cowboy hat.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:57:44 EST (#)
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w00t
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:49:25 EST (#)
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Who are you again?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:49:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:45:13 (#)
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all we need is RB and streetpunk back and it will be like a reunion
And Kristen.
Welcome back, Rick.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:48:19 EST (#)
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let me be the first to offer a welcome back minus 2. things are indeed shitty.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:46:13 EST (#)
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Swell.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-16 08:45:13 EST (#)
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all we need is RB and streetpunk back and it will be like a reunion.