Chick-Fil-A and Stupid Sluts- A Memoir (47578 hits)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (View user info) at 2005-02-16 12:18:05 EST
I was walking to school one day, and I saw a sign. It wasn't a sign from Gawd, although on further reflection, it might be. This was an ordinary piece of posterboard that had been charmingly affixed to metal stakes with packing tape, possibly by a troupe of six-year-olds with Down's Syndrome. I took a closer look at the sign, and realized how terribly insensitive and unfair my original diagnosis of the people responsible for it had been. It had actually been made by the cheerleading squad.
So I'd like to take this moment to apologize to all troupes of six-year-olds with Down's Syndrome. I'm very sorry that I lumped you in a mental category with... them, and as proof of my sincerity, I will form the Cheerleaders Are Not Smarter than Children who are Retarded (CANSCR), a society dedicated to stopping foolish assumptions like mine.
Anyway.
This poster was a masterpiece. It combined and blended subtle shades and textures of Stupid in a fashion that was quite breathtaking. If there was a National Museum of Stupid, this poster would be a featured exhibit. The artistry involved obviously took a sustained, constant level of airheadedness that I, for one, would be hard-pressed to even begin to attempt to recreate.
I knew then that I had to have this Work Of True Arte. I would not eat, I would not sleep, I would not masturbate until the poster was safely in my posession.
But I needed a day to plot, to strategize, and to giggle maniacally.
So I went home, ate dinner, indulged in the kind of self abuse that earns you three Hail Marys and a shot of the priest's secret sauce, and went to sleep like a stunned ox. But far sexier and with less of a stench of stale urine.
The next day, I was alert and ready for action. I Had A Plan, and by golly, it was going to work.
This was a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. I was completely camouflaged, with my face mostly hidden behind a mask of cosmetics specially designed for that purpose, and I even had shuriken hidden in my pom-poms.
Yes, I was disguised as a cheerleader. I had to get near the sign somehow, and it seemed the best way to get past them. It's what Special Forces commandos would do, I swear. The only flaw in my costume was the combat boots that I was wearing. You never know when you'll need to run like a motherfucker, and flip-flops don't provide much traction.
The time to implement my plan drew near. The bell rang, and I struck! Swifter than a bunny rabbit on crystal meth, sneakier than a drunk man coming home late at night and trying not to wake up his wife, and schmoooooooove like buttah, I sauntered my way to the sign. Success was at hand!
But the evil cheerleaders had planned well. I had to struggle with the tape that attached the sign to the metal stakes. Just as I ripped it free, a cry of alarm went up. One of the cheerleaders, a bleach-blonde idiot named Jenny pointed a skeletal finger in my direction.
"Hey! She's wearing real shoes! What does that girl think she's doing? SHE'S NOT ONE OF US! KILLLLLLLLLLL!"
I grabbed the sign and ran like a motherfucker. A motherfucker wearing a cheerleading skirt and combat boots. Carrying a sign. Needless to say, I wasn't very successful at blending into the crowd. The entire cheerleading squad formed into an angry clump of boiling estrogen and overflowed in my direction. Well, at first they ran the wrong way, but they quickly realized their mistake and made an abrupt about-face.
Still, their navigational error had given me the precious time I needed to pull away from the mob and almost get to the getaway car. I had made it! I was home free!
All of a sudden, my combat boots provided a bit too much traction. I tripped. Scrambling to my feet, I ran onwards, but Jenny had put on an extra burst of speed. She lunged at me. I twisted away, but I was a moment too late. Her grasping hands siezed my arm, but I shook her off. As she fell, though, her fingers grabbed at whatever they could reach. Like my skirt.
I had a choice. I had dressed up like a cheerleader to get this damn sign, I had plotted for literally minutes about this operation. Was I willing to sacrifice what little dignity I had left for this?
Yes.
I ran forward, allowing the furious but defeated Jenny to claim my skirt, but I had what I had come for- the ultimate prize, and a story of courage and personal sacrifice that would live on for generations to come.
Next time, though... I'll wear pants.
And not take the phrase 'going commando' quite so literally.
User Reviews
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-10-05 22:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
never seen this before, and it's a shame I lived so long without it...
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-08-08 23:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-08-08 23:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're awesome
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-08-08 22:56:35 EDT (#)
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Ha ha!
That was good stuff.
Submitted by hoover (user info) at 2005-05-19 09:32:47 EDT (#)
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classic!
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-12 18:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2PIE!!
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-05 09:16:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-03-16 02:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha!
Omigod! I bet they didn't even realise how stupid they seemed!
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-03-10 19:20:48 EST (#)
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Cheerleaders arn't popular...everyone hates them..even the fucking jocks hate them. Cheerleaders=Scum of the earth.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-03-08 22:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bryan (user info) at 2005-03-06 16:05:42 (#)
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Submitted by joefu007 (user info) at 2005-02-22 17:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I think this was more about the cheerleaders being complete dipshits and not about them being more popular or pretty..... did you even read the post.... or are you a cheerleader?
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I'm a guy. Would she be writing this if cheerleaders didn't have the repuation of being attractive and well-liked? Probably not.
Ummm, yes I would. I would not be writing this if they did not also have the reputation of being utter dipshits. Ok, that was a lie. The only way I would not have written this is if I had not found the sign.
You were one of the ghey male cheerleaders, weren't you.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-03-08 21:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I not see this before?
Submitted by shibby (user info) at 2005-03-08 18:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
spanktastically awesome.
Submitted by Sgt.Lost-My-Gun (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:42:03 EST (#)
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wait, you comandoed your way into the chearleading place and robbed them!??!
will you marry me?
Submitted by HellHound (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so funny, even my dog laughed. And I don't think he can read.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good one
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-03-08 17:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw shit, you're talented AND sarcastic.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
I laughed a lot. People are staring. Of course, I could have a stray booger, it is hard to say.
Submitted by Bryan (user info) at 2005-03-06 16:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by joefu007 (user info) at 2005-02-22 17:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I think this was more about the cheerleaders being complete dipshits and not about them being more popular or pretty..... did you even read the post.... or are you a cheerleader?
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I'm a guy. Would she be writing this if cheerleaders didn't have the repuation of being attractive and well-liked? Probably not.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-03 17:20:56 EST (#)
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I think those are poms. And I think the mis-spelling of Chichen was a bad rip-off of the Chick-Fil-A ad campaign featuring a cow that mis-spells chicken.
But, I do hate cheerleaders.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-02-28 17:24:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-27 18:35:39 EST (#)
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great! chichen.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-02-27 17:17:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:50:29 EST (#)
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What other one? I don't HAVE another one on B@W. Probably never will have another one on it, either.
Unless the cheerleaders have fund-raiser at, I don't know, McDonalds.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-26 11:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fucking green hell? Why didn't you tell me about this post?
I thought you meant another one when you told me you were on B@W.
Submitted by jojojojojojo (user info) at 2005-02-26 10:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Special interest groups are usually pretty interesting...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-26 10:37:08 EST (#)
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Why oh why doesn't our school have cheerleaders?
Well, probably because we don't have a school team to begin with, but my point still stands...
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-25 17:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The title made me hope for actual at Chick-fil-a events. I was left disappointed, drowing in a puddle of my own sweat. And taffy.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-25 16:10:53 EST (#)
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Why not? I'm actually asking, and not being sarcastic. If you see this, would you mind explaining your statement, please?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:05:15 EST (#)
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I didn't think this was B@W worthy... Sorry.
Still worth reading for a chuckle, though.
Submitted by Deamon (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chichen it's for dinner.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:40:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:55:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-24 05:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done... "priest's special sauce"...
Apologies if this has been mentioned before,
but you'd think that cheerleaders, what with
their hypersensitivity to body image, would
be aware of the irony of having their fundraiser
at Chick-Fil-A, a chain whose advertisements
claim that "Cows love Chick-Fil-A". Maybe your
school has an unusually large and slow-moving
cheerleading squad.
Oh, and those fireworks/bullet points are probably
supposed to be the little tassels on the nipple-pasties
the girls are going to have to wear if they want to
find work in a city/county with more restrictive laws
regulating strip clubs.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-23 18:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh just shut the fuck up, tard
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somewhere Bill Bennett and all of Fox News are using this as another example of why we need school vouchers...
... because there are not enough cheerleaders in private schools. ;-p
Submitted by icon (user info) at 2005-02-23 09:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny. Would have been better if it was funny, and realistic. Grats at B@W.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(I just looked at the picture)
Maybe been said, maybe not, but that makes suprising sense in a stupid HS sort of way.
BH is actually a song title to a Lil' John song, said in a way that it is bitch...
Eat more chicken bitches - the opposing team has fat chearleaders? Or maybe it's a racist remark towards black chearleaders of the other team? Maybe even both - really wouldn't suprise me.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:47:44 EST (#)
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WHOOOOOOOOO! Thank you, everyone!
*Launches into a boring and pointless Academy Award speech*
You get the idea. There will be a sequel/follow-up post soon, because I found another really stupid sign.
*waits for applause*
*crickets*
Submitted by joefu007 (user info) at 2005-02-22 17:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I think this was more about the cheerleaders being complete dipshits and not about them being more popular or pretty..... did you even read the post.... or are you a cheerleader?
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-02-22 17:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me giggle and giggle.
Submitted by Bryan (user info) at 2005-02-22 16:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boohoo! how dare the cheerleaders be better-looking and more well-liked than me!?!!?!?
...jesus h christ
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my God.
B@W perfection.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-22 10:37:41 EST (#)
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funny as hell
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 08:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 10:48:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually pretty good and that surprised me, coming from a poster with horrible hair.
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OMG shlongy liek that poster in the pic deosnt evan have no hair!!!!!1!!WTF!!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-22 07:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!! Fuck yeah!
That's my bitch.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful stuff... hilarious.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W.
-Dave
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-22 05:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Laughed out loud, I did.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 10:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was actually pretty good and that surprised me, coming from a poster with horrible hair.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-02-18 10:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-17 23:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God bless the public education system.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 23:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-17 18:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad that you aren't a chichen. People eat them, you know.
And on a slightly different note, am I a total Ubersite geek if I had a nightmare last night about somebody giving me a -2 on this thing? Because I did. And I fear that it makes me a loser in the worst way possible.
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha fantastic! LadyPlural, I love you. And I'm not too chichen to admit it.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, it's a great show. Genius does not go unnoticed, even here. Blackadder is one of my favorite shows of all time.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-17 04:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY for an Yankee knowing about Black Adder!!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<-------- Enjoys a challenge.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
Submitted by maser2488 (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of the time our cheerleaders posted this sign over our football stadium during the game:
HOMECOMEING GAME 2005!!! (not only was there a misspelling, but it was 2004.....apparently they argued for a good 15 minutes over what year it would be with the 2005's finally winning out...)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:43:29 EST (#)
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Alachuan? ALACHUAN??!?!!!?
Retract your statement at once, good sir, else I needs must challenge thee to a duel to the death.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think they meant CHECHEN, not Chichen.... as in Chechnyans? Dirty cannibalistic Alachuan cheerbleating whores....
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I chortled. damn im getting old!
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that is really bad.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:48:23 EST (#)
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Awesome. Great writing!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:45:38 EST (#)
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Don't we all.
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's so funny? I love chichen!
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Several shades of hilarity.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:17:15 EST (#)
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I had a mental image of a group of cheerleaders doing that stupid cheerleader high-stepping run, with their hands behind their backs in tightly-clenched fists.
Awesome.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:47:25 EST (#)
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You must live in the South. For one, there are no Chick-"fli"-A's up here in the great white, and second the cheerleaders in MY high school, down in Texas were....well....no...wait...cheerleaders are stupid twats the world over.
I still liked looking at their panties during pep rallies, however.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
combat boots... that was a nice touch...
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome...
I don't know much of your writing but might I say, man alive! Yeah, I went there.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By sweet-talking yourself into engaging in kinky domination games every time you masturbate?
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have you know that I KNOW my friends are real, otherwise where do I get those bruises every day, huh!?!
Ha, snap.
NO wait!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:33:21 EST (#)
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You always mutter to yourself. I think it's your way of pretending that you have real friends.
Ooooooh, snap!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:31:14 EST (#)
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Gift.... yeah, gift.
I hope you're happy now! You've made me mutter to myself!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:29:22 EST (#)
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It's a gift. What can I say? I'm just that good.
Ok, and I found the sign in October. I just haven't been inspired for a while.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yummy...chick-FLI-a :p
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:26:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:25:22 EST (#)
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What can I do but give this what it deserves?
-2!
Haha, just kidding.
Though I hate you for writing a good post about some sign you found.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have betrayed my master.
You have dishonored the house of chi-chen.
Now you must die.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You do? Quiz to see if you mean it- What high school is the sign from, and what is the school mascot?
IM me if you want- LadyPlural on AIM, or lady.plural.at.gmail.com on MSN.
Thanks, everybody. Update- the stupidity continues. I appropriated a sign for an upcoming drama production today. The sign isn't as good as the one in this post, but it is nonetheless fucked up. I'll post that one tomorrow or something, I think.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fucking Christ, do you ALSO live in Gainesville?!? What an odd little world....
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What, no pillow fight to resolve your differences?
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:28:46 EST (#)
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I think I am turning dyslexic in my old age. I read that sign as Chechen.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:28:08 EST (#)
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Oh my word, that was hilarious.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:22:40 EST (#)
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I think I just had a highschool flashback...either that or it's that microwave burrito I had for lunch...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:22:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmmmm. Chichen. aasdpoiasdasdopgiash.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-16 14:05:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:52:06 (#)
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I want to make mad mad love to you.
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(When you turn 18 of course).
-Dave
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:52:06 EST (#)
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I want to make mad mad love to you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:50:24 EST (#)
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Eat Mor Chikin!!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:25:22 EST (#)
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B
@
W
no doubt.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:14:11 EST (#)
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I'd like to hear more about the masturbation next time.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:03:34 EST (#)
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1.21- Floridan, born and raised. I just prefer to worship the more non-traditional of deities.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-16 13:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After this I really want some of two things to eat.
1. Chichen
2. Vagina
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff, but maybe a chicken at chic-fil-a could have been eating assless frogs, thus causing brain damage to the cheerleaders and ruining their vernacular. MCFLY!!!!
Submitted by squarepusher (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:44:17 EST (#)
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YES!!!!!!!111 The sign is teh winnah!!!! I burst out laughing at my desk at work, and everyone was looking at me like wtf. Awesome read!
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha Ha Ha
well written.
If you're this good and in high school,
I can't wiat to see your future work.
combat boots are awesome...
Submitted by Punam (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he-he, he-he.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:40:19 EST (#)
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Bitches.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:39:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:39:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:38:27 EST (#)
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By the way, did you notice that it's spelled Chick-Fli-A on the sign? Fli? WTF?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:37:18 EST (#)
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"It wasn't a sign from Gawd."
Are you from Long Island with that accent?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:35:04 EST (#)
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You should have made a porn with them and the chichen
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:33:46 EST (#)
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Holy shit that was perfect!
And the sign, I am in loooooooooooove!
B@W!!!!!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:28:46 EST (#)
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I grabbed the sign and ran like a motherfucker. A motherfucker wearing a cheerleading skirt and combat boots.
Thank God you had the 4-SITE to think A-head and pass on the flip flops. Awesome
Where can I send my donation?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tastes just like Chichen.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:28:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:25:34 EST (#)
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This is so damn funny. And that poster. You go girl!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:24:14 EST (#)
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Oh god you rock my fucking world.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:23:50 EST (#)
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Shit. Sorry about the scrolling.
And thank you to Jared (JMG114) and Lyn (Circe) for their kind assistance with spelling corrections and input/suggestions. You're wonderful people.
And this is actually a true story, with only a few embellishments added on.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-16 12:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Baaaaahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha! Pahahahahhahahahhahahahahah! Guffaw! Chortle! Snicker! Laugh! Chuckle!
All kinds of funny.