Poll: What song would you have a singing condom play during intercourse? (1870 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.31 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sublime (View user info) at 2005-02-16 15:33:48 EST
Its off to Sweden for the man who invented this gem:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005072264,00.html
But, as for the list of songs there, I want to know what song you'd like to hear your condom play while you're getting it on.
I'd like to hear "We are the champions",
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Submitted by Aiya (user info) at 2005-04-23 18:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:08:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-02 04:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-18 08:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Kyle's Mum is a Bitch" (Eric Cartman)
"... bitch, bitch, bitch, - bitch, bitch, bitch" (and so on and so forth)
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tubular bells
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:08:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-02-17 11:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stealers Wheel, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
You know, the one from Reservoir Dogs.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:55:28 EST (#)
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Ride of the Valkyries, by Wagner.
They play it in Apocolypse now when they are flying in the helicopters over the village and start blowing things up.
Romantic and sexy.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:35:14 EST (#)
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Tenacious D's "Kielbasa."
What? Come on this is romance, right here:
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!
I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your butt cheese is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose.
Now fuckin' get it on!
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"How deep is your love" by the Bee Gees
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Down with the sickness"
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Electric Avenue
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it obvious? The Cars.
"Here she comes again...."
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how about Prince, dirty minds album...Jack U Off
If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
what....its a classic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time
My girl wants to
party all the time
party all the time
party all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
Yeah...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Twist and Shout.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sublime, you were so very close, but this one is a no brainer...it's "Another One Bites the Dust"
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come together - The michael jackson version, only cos he's cooler.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a little tea pot
Short and stout,
Here is my handle
And here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout,
Tip me over
And pour me out.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Child of Mine - Guns n Roses.
Get it?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:44:20 EST (#)
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I think you mean "Dancing With Myself"
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:27:54 EST (#)
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"Dancing by Myself" by Billy Idol
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:55:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Repost to correct missing words....
We are family...
Balls deep in my sister, you see...
We are family...
If dad finds out he'll castrate me...
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Beats anything I could have come up with. This is great.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
We Are Family
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Hahahahaha!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot and Nasty - Black Oak Arkansas
Put me in coach - John Fogerty
One of those
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:14:04 EST (#)
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gotta be 70s porn music.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:09:26 EST (#)
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Better yet "The Safety Dance"
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Oh Come All Ye Faithful"
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You make me wanna la la
or whatever that song is called just because it would be right for the occasion lol
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:55:55 EST (#)
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Repost to correct missing words....
We are family...
Balls deep in my sister, you see...
We are family...
If dad finds out he'll castrate me...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
We Are Family
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Got bored. Wrote lyrics. A couple lines, anyway.
We are family...
Balls deep in my sister, you see...
We are family...
If dad finds he'll castrate me...
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well they were dancing' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And that's when it hit me
Somebody turned around and shouted:
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:35:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
"I want your sex" George Michael
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Nope, sorry...George won't be doing anymore "Pop", you'll have to look elsewhere...
"George Michael bids farewell to pop world"
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/050216/3/3qmzk.html
The real question is, what would George Michael's condom be playing for his ghey menz?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:09:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to come up with something funny, but at this point it's useless. HadToBeDone wins.
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Victory at last!!
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:38:32 EST (#)
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Weeee are the champions my
mfffffffffffffffffeh
And we'll keep on
fffyyyyfffff
till the
mffffffffffff.
I dont think id want my condom to sing. Unless i was a really good dj, and i could make a killer sex mix just by thrusting.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it's fun to stay at the...
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Em See Yay!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:33:38 EST (#)
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Either Queen's 'We are the champions' or Led Zeppelin's 'Kashmir'
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I wanna kiss you all over."
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:22:54 EST (#)
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Maybe something by Barry White.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:39:05 (#)
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thriller...think about it
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hell yeah, esp. if my "suitor" was 8
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smiths - Sing Me To Sleep
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1) that John Tesh diddy from the NBA on NBC
2) Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey
3) something heavy metal
4) Jaws theme (i could follow the rhythm)
5) 70's porn groove
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:12:25 EST (#)
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I mean, I guess Butterfly by Crazy town. All you got to do is follow directions:
ie- cum, cum, my lady.
See, easy to use, easy to understand
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anything from the Kidz Bop CD.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to come up with something funny, but at this point it's useless. HadToBeDone wins.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn_Nkd -
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't ah-come ah-back.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, how do you take things back?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We Are Family
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The theme from Alvin & The Chipmunks
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Metallica - Master Of Puppets
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Any Barry White song
Hahahahahahahaha, oh Barry, where are you now?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are my Sunshine
OR
John Henry. Because he was a steel drivin' man, Lawd, Lawd.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN YOU!!
<shakes fist angrily>
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lee Greenwood's: "It Turns Me Inside Out."
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ice Ice Baby
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
salt n' peppa- push it
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
detachable penis
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thriller...think about it
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't frightfully good to have a dong? from the world's tiniest tadger to the world's biggest prick!
i know some of the words are wrong but that's a frightfully great song.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No body parties like an S Club Party!!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-16 15:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I want your sex" George Michael