Thew night my penis lactated white goo (1227 hits)
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Submitted by Vomit (View user info) at 2005-02-16 16:42:22 EST
My penis got bitten by a mosquito whilst I was in an outhouse urinating. I was itching it ferociously and it ejected some white gooey substance onto my hand! Does anyone know what this is, and how I can prevent this from happening in the future? It was very disturbing.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because Ronald Reagan got shot.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for using whilst"
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so much better than green titty goo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaah you make electro and his ear potatoes look like the holy supper
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:32:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't this like your third post today?
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Ummmm...no, actually it's my first. But you would know that if you weren't lazy and looked in my user info.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No one wants to hear this.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, stop looking at gay porn
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop rubbing honey on it
Oh wait..... that's bear bait
Beat it inside, that might help
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
if i had a dollar for every time this happened to me
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If I had a dollar for everytime it happened to me..... i would be a FUCKING MILLIONARE!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Its a lot to read, even more to comprehend.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't this like your third post today?
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your posts are too lengthy.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaahahahahaah *gasp* hahahahahahaa
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a tear from Jesus' third eye.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-16 17:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beat it like it owes you money.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Punch thew penis often.
Punch Isabella even oftener.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
if i had a dollar for every time this happened to me
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Mostly happens when I'm lonely for some reason...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if i had a dollar for every time this happened to me
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever you do don't scratch it!
Submitted by polymorph505 (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You need to look into the book "everybody cums"
or the slightly less popular, "nobody cums but you"
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure it's pus or semen, with all bets going on it possibly being mayonnaise.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In response to http://www.ubersite.com/m/59794
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-16 16:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much more like it...