ubersite user descriptions YOU ARE IN HERE I PROMISE TO GOD (2776 hits)
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Submitted by Dr. Shabazz (View user info) at 2005-02-16 18:41:20 EST
i havent been to this site in a while, and frankly it's nice to get out and breathe air you know.
herpes
5'6 brown eyes
eats buffalo penis and writes shitty posts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58726
chronicles of college guy
2'3 big-ass jaw
reminds me of a really pussy version of bea arthur, if that's even possible
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56270
alwaysaneagle
4'5 ugly breasts
writes about watching snow fall or some shit i dont know ive never read her stuff
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36861
rawrg
10'1 bald as fuck
puts his AIM with his user name like someone actually fucking cares
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56256
whatthehell
5'6 1784 pounds
has an average 80 reviews a post with only 3 people reviewing
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57047
lechuga
5'10 has seventy metallica t-shirts
had tantric sex with sideburns and wrote and emo song about it
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56170
munkeypants
brown hair, mouth filled with poop
scares men with her blatant sexuality and wide hips
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41845
jackmccallum
has jerri curls and loves the color pink
wears a suit to bed at night, probably a flamer
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44802
stabkill
6'2 dorky drew carey glasses
likes guns and blaming shit on the "red" states
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59745
vomit
5'5 smokes too many cigarettes
guy who thinks he's shlongy's younger brother
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59694
ladyplural
hair is 7 feet long
eats babies and writes post about fucking jaguars
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52514
adamdidit2u
who cares
writes 2 posts a day about eggs and how much he loves photoshop
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59217
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58417
hadooken
looks like a catfish or some sort of seabass
likes to watch seinfeld
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57943
godlovesalittlelovin
6'7 made entirely from the drug LSD
if you ever actually "get" a glall post, kill yourself
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49752
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49515
circe
5'6 eyes made of sand
will be known only as "the boob lady" in 3 years
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
merlina
5'8 no vagina
likes canoeing
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55919
williamson
blonde curly hair
from australia, turkey, or estonia. not sure which
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53003
polyamorousaj
167'4 teeth made of corn
can bench-press 45 lbs.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57118
loki
varies in height, ugly legs
makes out with small vietnamese children
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55021
http://www.ubersite.com/m/20486
funnyascancer
looks like gay in human form
nice name asshat, my mom has leukemia
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58695
kai
54 years old, fat
54 years old, fat
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57174
electrictoothsyndrome
glasses, looks 13 when he's really 24
makes me want to kill sunlight when i read his posts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43797
saxon
british
writes about sex and dildos a lot
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54548
donkeyontheedge
lovely ass, big nose
roots through his old toy chest for posts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52019
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59257
zakalwe
5'9 handlebar moustache
like a neutered version of fetish
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54070
shlongy
45 years old, dick sucking lips
funny comments if you're an 8 year old
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59689
tigerlilly
blurgh
blurgh again
i wont link to you
mynameistim
big guy with the little balls....
obsessed with the apocalypse. hate
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54423
fattony
probably a 19 year old kid writing about his uncle
now writes post solely for hits
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51802
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50090
lojope
whine whine whine
whine whine
whine
tigre
short spiky hair, handsome little devil
likes to watch mystery movies and save baby seals
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58564
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59622
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55505
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52993
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50291
121gigawatts
young version of ralph macchio
lives in new york, considers himself hard
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43917
tinactin
jerri curls, smells weird
apparently he's mexican. someone give him a taco so he can leave
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53397
timmah
2'3 huge fucking arms
the write of ubermurder mystery. yeah i dont know either
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52647
teephphah
girl hands
won't camwhore due to acne
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58431
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47937
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47903
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48353
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48822
User Reviews
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-04-04 22:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-04-04 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Douglas (user info) at 2005-04-02 19:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-03-16 13:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
once again. this was funny. You certainly have the wit, but all you are doing is malicously attaking people. Making fun of people is not original.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is fetish
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-03-11 18:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sadly.. It was humorous (to me).
Submitted by Dannie (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-20 21:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-20 21:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I printed this picture and used it when I drank to much last night but couldn't throw up....Thanks Uber!!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-20 21:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I finally made a fucking list...auto +2.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-02-20 21:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your face crashed my browser
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are ugly.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
godlovesalittlelovin
6'7 made entirely from the drug LSD
if you ever actually "get" a glall post, kill yourself
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49752
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49515
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-18 03:25:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in here.
Of course, I'm still under the radar despite it all.
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How one gets above the radar without being despised by the uber-elite is beyond me.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-02-19 07:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You broke a promise.
-2.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
God help me - I laughed.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:48:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
part two is coming tomorrow ruthless and pen. youll be there
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Where is it man? Are you still researching?
And by researching I dont mean jacking off.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im not in here. -2 die.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah oh god this post was awesome, especially the comments for GLALL and lojope
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-18 17:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your face reminds me of the time I looked at my asshole in the mirror
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-18 15:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:29:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
For lying to me.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-18 15:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice fucking waste of time.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This really made me laugh. . . I don't know who you are or why you did all this, but everything you wrote is factually true.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you the numa numa kid?
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-02-18 08:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not fucking in here.
-2 DIE.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-18 03:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in here.
Of course, I'm still under the radar despite it all.
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-02-17 23:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God hates you.
Submitted by JohosaPhaTZ (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF SHENANIGANS!!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty glad my name isn't here.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking lie.
And forget the ugly stick. You look like you got hit by the ugly logging truck.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-17 18:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
godamnit i said to shut the fuck up man! shut the fuck up! i said there's a part-two you stupid fucking bitches god i hate you so fucking much. just wait. sideburns is getting punched in the head with my hand
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:29:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
For lying to me.
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Ditto.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For lying to me.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, not here. Liar.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HZRD
5"-something, looks asian but is secretly white
LOVES gorilla penis and scented candles
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59863
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:sigh: I never make these lists.
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:14:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not British im Australian, there is a differenace you know. The British cant play rugby league or cricket.
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Saxon, just wait for next summer.
Harmison and Flintoff are going to kick some Aussie Arse.
-Dave
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yay i am here!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-02-17 11:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God doesn't like it when you break promises
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-17 11:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, I'll admit it. I do want to see a sequal though.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Girl hands? Girl hands?!!!!
<sigh>
Girl hands.
But I HAVE camwhored. A couple times. But subtly.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You lied to me.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:22:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Me! Me! I want attention too!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
after reading mine the first thing i thought of was in Dumb and Dumber when they said "Kick his ass Seabass"!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks a bunch for leaving me out...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i AM HAPPY i WAS LEFT OUT
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Chunk! I was wondering what you did after the Goonies. I thought you were dead. Quick! Truffle Shuffle!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your picture of tigre is crooked too...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU LIAR! I'M NOT ON HERE..... Oh wait, there I am. Carry on.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh it's you again
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would ignore the fact that I'm not on here because deep down I know who I really am. But I can't. 'Cos I've forgotten.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T I ON HERE YOU COM STAINED COCK POLISHER?!?!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:38:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh, a list i wasn't in. Add this to the pile.
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ditto
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Upping my rating a little bit because I came back to see if maybe it was a fight that had pushed this to heated, and my brain said "still wanna talk shit?" when I looked at the picture.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me! Me! I want attention too!
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STANDARDEVIANT:
Always smells good... but not too bright
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54652
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stin
5'2 English brunette
Emo bullshit whiner
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55860
I wasn't in here, but I am now.
Submitted by justjoe21 (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your a stain
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What was this supposed to be?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-02-17 02:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Automatic -2 for not being included and me being drunk as shit.
Long live grad school....and alcoholism
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot my +2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
williamson
blonde curly hair
from australia, turkey, or estonia. not sure which
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53003
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WOO! Estonia!
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-17 01:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:45:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh, a list i wasn't in. Add this to the pile.
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ditto
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
electrictoothsyndrome
glasses, looks 13 when he's really 24
makes me want to kill sunlight when i read his posts
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43797
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Well, what do you fucking know! I am on here! Usually I find that I'm not even when I'm assured the opposite. It was wise to not disappoint me in that regard...
However, had you been paying attention, or done your research, you know that I no longer wear glasses since my LASIK surgery, and I am 27 not 24.
Nice try though... At least you picked a half decent post of mine to link - even if it is a little emo.
Tell you what... You seem like a nice guy. Have a +2.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are hereby BANNED from further posting. Banned!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok.....?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rawrg
10'1 bald as fuck
puts his AIM with his user name like someone actually fucking cares
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56256
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WOO
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47938
read this and fucking live it people. fucking live it.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tell you what, how bout i just start slingin insults at you guys? bring it
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
people getting hated on is funny. even if you did call me seabass.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
blah fucking blah blah blah people. everyone is bitching because i got stoned and forgot to include this assload of people i wasnt expecting. you will all feel my wrath.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You liar. I'm not in here.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd call you a nerd, but this is the Internet.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CUM BUBBLES!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki
varies in height, ugly legs
makes out with small vietnamese children
I came back to give you a bonus +2 for this
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I took a major steaming shit, it would somewhat resemble this post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousaj
167'4 teeth made of corn
can bench-press 45 lbs.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57118
I love you.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Worth a 2 made me laugh
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahem?
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm also not in there. This post sucked!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for the doctor.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
circe
5'6 eyes made of sand
will be known only as "the boob lady" in 3 years
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No.. will be known as "That chick who died on a beach in Mexico with a goat cock in her ass while trying to deep throat a bottle of tequila", and everybody will be surprised and pleased that you knew me way back now.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"A good laugh is ALWAYS worth a +2"
Yes, I concede
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 based on the assumption that I will make the list of second-tier uberusers.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:11:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Get over yourself, champ.
This post sucked. Lame attempt at ass-kissery.
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Quiet, you. : )
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-16 21:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not British im Australian, there is a differenace you know. The British cant play rugby league or cricket.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You bitch.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hmm. i hope your deity isn't big on people keeping promises
i've been a member all of...what, a week? and i'm not in here.
shame on you.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made the cut!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:45:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the MVA but I'm not listed in here? That kinda defeats the whole purpose of you saying "YOU ARE IN HERE I PROMISE," don't you think?
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Get over yourself, champ.
This post sucked. Lame attempt at ass-kissery.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, that's me! +2 for you.
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"YOU ARE IN HERE I PROMISE TO GOD"
Im not on there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nancyboy- That's ironic because I enjoy our whimsical verbal sparring the UTMOST when you don't enjoy it.
Like now.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2005-02-16 20:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 because I didn't expect to find myself in the list.
-2 for lying and saying I was
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just get sick of the nonsensical back and forth we share. Sometimes I enjoy it, but right now is not one of those times.
Two minutes to Lost...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tigerlilly
blurgh
blurgh again
i wont link to you
Thank god for that. I wouldn't want you do to anything for me.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to rate the post...not the poster.
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You may say it but you don't really live by it ,do you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's strange...I never feel like I'm arguing when I conduct my witty repartee with you, nancyboy.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I'm not even going to argue with you today. I'm not in the mood.
Plus, Lost is almost on and it's actually new. yay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A good laugh is ALWAYS worth a +2...whether it comes from a complete retard like Habeeb or a total buttmunch like BuckeyesTheGame.
You have to rate the post...not the poster.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the Doctor just decided to leave out the obvious dipshits...like you TommyBoy.
Please, don't start throwing one of your little tantrums...calm down and be a good little dork.
There, there...all better now? Here's a cookie.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn...on one hand I have much respect for the people on this list. On the other hand, I laughed my ass off.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the MVA but I'm not listed in here? That kinda defeats the whole purpose of you saying "YOU ARE IN HERE I PROMISE," don't you think?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Merlina is on the list and im not?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you did include me. Then you made me shorter than I really am and compared me to Fetish - the user who appointed himself my mortal enemy and -2 blitzed my back history at least three times. I've never done that to anyone.
4 of your 6 posts are lists of other Uberusers. Have nothing more creative to write about?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You promised...
Submitted by Kakashi-Sensei (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in it either...so -2DIE!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No me?
Fuck THAT noise, then...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if I'm happy or sad to have been left out....
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* me either
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You lied to God, how does that make you feel?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I make all the lists, which I then paste onto my resume.
One quick question: Why is there a picture of an elephant randomly placed at the end of this slightly comical, yet accurate, list?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't on the list, don't really give a damn.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I pretty much agree with you on all of these capsulized reviews except for mine, Dr. Polesmoker.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait for it......... wait for it...................
nope shit I wasn't in here
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You promised to God. Looks like someone isn't gonna get to crash a hangglider into Lake Pudding.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-16 19:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 cause no matter how bad things get for me, at least I don't look like you.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just what were you trying to tell us here?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't on here and didn't expect to be. Please mail me the minute of my time that I wasted reading and reviewing this. Thanks.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you will burn in hell for promising that i was in here.
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm never in these things but i never expect to be so +1
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit, I was here. But sorry, you called me gay, no +2 for you.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you get a zero for leaving me out
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm never on these damn things!! I'M A PERSON, TOO, YOU KNOW!
Ah. Another one bites the dust.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
part two is coming tomorrow ruthless and pen. youll be there
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY! I'm not in here. Liar.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-16 18:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh, a list i wasn't in. Add this to the pile.