What if we treated our toilets more like our cars? (1140 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.69 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-02-16 22:26:20 EST
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Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-04-28 10:00:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-28 09:47:42 EDT (#)
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Pimp-My-Ride wouldn't be half as entertaining.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-28 09:28:12 EDT (#)
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How the hell did I miss this?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:48:53 EST (#)
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Oopps
*chrome*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:44:13 EST (#)
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If I treated my toilet like my ride it would have an 8 inch lift kit and a rollbar!!!!
And it would be covered in crome.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:28:42 EST (#)
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That way you companies could be more honest about their cars too. "It's a shit-box!" would be a selling point.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:22:08 EST (#)
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that's brilliant. lets see how my car takes to be Sawzalled. "Hello, Subaru, I've got a warranty claim to make. Seems your cars weren't designed for shitter-retrofitting... yes, I'll hold"
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:18:08 (#)
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I like the post, but I've gotta say, you've got it reversed. We need to figure out how to maximize usage of our automobiles for toilets, not the other way around. I want to be able to take a shit as I kick the car in cruise control, switch on the GPS and pick up a good book. A toiletbowl built into both the driver and passenger seats, this is my dream. Fuck the people in the back, they'll have just wait. Or maybe you could build an outhouse style "open hole" that simply releases their shit and piss into the streets. The great part? It would probably wouldn't be as bad for the environment as simply driving a car!
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the post, but I've gotta say, you've got it reversed. We need to figure out how to maximize usage of our automobiles for toilets, not the other way around. I want to be able to take a shit as I kick the car in cruise control, switch on the GPS and pick up a good book. A toiletbowl built into both the driver and passenger seats, this is my dream. Fuck the people in the back, they'll have just wait. Or maybe you could build an outhouse style "open hole" that simply releases their shit and piss into the streets. The great part? It would probably wouldn't be as bad for the environment as simply driving a car!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-25 15:05:00 EST (#)
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for kids
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-17 11:18:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:58:52 (#)
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+2 EASILY for quoting the Ghetto Boys song from Office Space but not actually revealing that fact anywhere in the body of work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:05:28 EST (#)
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I wish I could drive my toilet to work...if I worked.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:58:52 EST (#)
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+2 EASILY for quoting the Ghetto Boys song from Office Space but not actually revealing that fact anywhere in the body of work.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:46:15 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:31:43 EST (#)
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I want the turbo Subaru model
or maybe it would be TURDO instead of TURBO!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I kill me
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:50:35 EST (#)
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Original.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:35:00 EST (#)
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Only mildly amusing, but you gave a good shot.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-17 05:24:22 EST (#)
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If I treated my toilet like I do my car, it would no longer hold water due to the fact I repeatedly crashed it into things.
Probably a good job I don't, then.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:50:21 EST (#)
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comedy. very origional
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:29:01 EST (#)
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Funny stuff
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:12:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:42:51 EST (#)
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You're not getting enough credit. Should have put more models in
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:42:46 EST (#)
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this is awesome. whoever mockingly said this should be on bored at work is a fucking moron. this legitimately deserves to be at b@w. this was funny and creative and not the some anecdotal pile of shit like most of the garbage on this site.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:36:43 EST (#)
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I was about to write an essay comparing women to toilet stalls.
Oh well. +2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:29:35 EST (#)
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Ghetto Boyz
the scene in office space with michael bolton in traffic.
i love how he tries to inconspicuously lock his door. haha!
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:23:22 EST (#)
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girls from 7-11 stay up all night.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:22:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:03:48 EST (#)
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I can actually say I've never seen anything like this.
And that IS a good thing.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:02:20 EST (#)
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Not funny in the slightest, but effort.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-16 23:00:00 EST (#)
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Not bad.
Submitted by BoredMarc (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:50:39 EST (#)
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XD
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:47:45 EST (#)
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The actual material is a +1. HOwever, this is also an original idea, never been done. That makes it +1000000
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:40:03 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by WhoLetYouIn (user info) at 2005-02-16 22:31:16 EST (#)
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This is funny