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Category: HumorRating: -0.4 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by subliminal reasoning (View user info) at 2005-02-17 00:37:15 EST
BREAKING NEWS
FRED DURST IS BEING HELD HOSTIGE IN EMPTY BUILING BY THREE NIRVANA FANS AFTER ATEMPING TO MAKE A RAP/METAL TRIBUTE ALBUM TO HIS HERO KURT COBAIN, THE THREE NIRVANA FANS LEFT THIS NOTE OUTSIDE THE BUILDING. "WE'RE NOT GONNA LET THE BASTARD GO UNTILL HE PROMISES NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING COBAIN WROTE!!!!!!!!!!!(the number of exclamation marks were not released to the press)"
THE ARMED FANS ALSO SAY THAT, IF WHO THEY CALL "THE BOY BAND WANNABE" EVEN TRIES TO SING OR RAP EVER AGAIN THEY WILL TRACK DOWN AND KILL HIM.
ALTHOUGH THE DEATH OF THIS POP STAR WOULD HARDLY BE A TRADEGY THE POLICE ARE PASSIVELY TRYING TO FIND AND DISARM THE FANS EXCEPT THE ONES WHO SAY QUOTE "WE JUST DON'T WANNA HELP THAT FUCKER".
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well thats nice.
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fred durst is doing what?!?! Oh the Humanity!
the horror... the horror...
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fred durst is doing what?!?!
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MINUS TWO ON ONE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2's are free to give, but I wouldn't feel bad paying for this one.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-17 00:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You spelled hostage wrong, asshole.