Be nice to ur pussy (801 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.64 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kelly (View user info) at 2005-02-17 06:29:23 EST
hi every1 how ru all lol this is a email i got n i think u shood all read it its relly sad n will make u cry ok plz read
I used to have a lovely owner, she always cared for me and fed me. But then she died, i had no where to go, and somehow i ended up with someone completely the opposite to her, he never fed me or loved me, i just got locked up and kicked.
One night, he staggered in drunk, he was mad and frustrated. I hid in the corner, hoping he wouldn't see me, but he did. "Whack" He kicked me with his boots, i went tumbling into the corner. "Stupid fleabag" He yelled, His face was red and his hands were all scrunched up in anger. I hoped he would leave me alone and go upstairs, but he didn't. "Whack" He went again and again, harder and harder each time. I lay sprawled on the floor, barely alive, i wished it would all be over, i wished i was dead. My body felt numb with pain. He grabbed me hard with his hands and flung me out of the door with such force. I turned unconcious for hours and when i woke up my body was aching all over and i was lying in a garden.
Everywhere was painful and i was only just alive. I lay there for a short while, just miaowing, soon a teenager came out of the house and saw me, she scooped me up gentlly into her arms and carefully took me into the house to see her mum, they were kind and for the first time in ages i felt loved. They wrapped a towel around me and took me to the vets. The vet checked me and after many treatments and operations somehow made all the pain go away. I was better. My new owner, the one who saved my life, is wonderful, she plays with me and never forgets to feed me. I never go cold or lonely now, my life is wonderful but i remember a time when i just wanted to die. There is thousands of animals who die every year because of animal cruelty, i am one of the few out of many who have survived.
User Reviews
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was the Uber equivilant of an enima. FUN FUN!!
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! This was good! +2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I kept waiting for a punchline that never came.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spelling? Grammar? Shenanigans?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-17 11:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post made me cry!
But then I stopped slaming my black cock in the car door and the post sucked again.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-17 10:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59792 <-- If your not this could happen
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A study according to the Cambridge University shows that:
waht the hlel man if tehy are ciomn at you , mneas tehy wnat sothimn ,mroe btteer you look aeftr tehm and crae for tehm ,tahn tehy get on the seertt uh?
Submitted by BoredMarc (user info) at 2005-02-17 08:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only good part was when the cat got kicked.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59575
Go ahead. -2 me.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-17 07:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:47:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenaninanigans.
Boring Shenaninanigans.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:47:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shenaninanigans.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ow n if u liked this u will love this http://www.ubersite.com/m/36449 n if u like dogs u shood go hear http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336
Submitted by ak_whitebread (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cats are worthless. You train them to shit in a box in your house, they dont really like water, they cannot fetch a paper, get you beers, bring you your slippers, and they sure as fuck wont scare off ANY sort of intruder. Yeah, this sucked
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, who are you really?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I can't read the first line, i'm not spending time reading the rest.
"TXT Speak" is awful. Stop it.
Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ow n i 4got u gotta pretend ur a cat wen u read this plz
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-17 06:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I call first dibs on giving this a -2!!