Face the Macabre (582 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.62 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by THE MASKED MACABRE <themaskedmacabre.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-17 12:00:59 EST
I CAN READ EVERYTHING YOU ARE TYPING.
I KNOW EVERY WEBSITE YOU'VE BEEN TO.
I KNOW WHO ALL OF YOUR MSN BUDDIES ARE
AND I KNOW YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS
YOU!
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?
YOU WOULD BE VERY POWERFUL IN THE WORLD OF THE MACABRE
LOOK AT THE PATHETIC LIFE YOU ARE LIVING
AT YOUR DESK
YOU COULD BE THE MASTER OF ALL THOSE PITIFUL LEMMINGS
THE KING OF ALL KINGS!
BUT YOU MUST BURN YOUR SOUL IN EFFIGY
FEED YOURSELF TO THE HUNGRY DOGS
INDUCE THIS EARTHS GENOCIDE
BY THRUSTING YOURSELF BETWEEN THE OPPOSING ARMIES OF THE GREAT MASSACRE
AND LETTING THEM SLAUGHTER EACH OTHER IN CONTEST FOR YOUR FLESH
I WEAR THIS MASK BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOT READY YET
TO SEE THE FACE OF THE MACABRE
BUT YOU WHOM HAS BEEN CHOSEN
YOU WHOM HOLDS THE SKELETON KEY
I CAN SEE THAT YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE MACABRE
WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE YOU WILL WITNESS THE TRUTH!
AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST FATEFUL DOMINO
THE CARRIER OF MY BEAUTIFUL PLAGUE
YOUR DEATH WILL BE THE BIRTH OF A NEW WORLD
THE WORLD OF THE MACABRE!
I'LL LET YOU FINISH YOUR PAPERWORK!
BUT KNOW...
I WILL WATCH YOU
I WILL MANIPULATE YOU
I WILL TORTURE YOUR CONSCIOUS
AND IF I CHOOSE TO LET YOU TASTE THE TRUTH
YOU WILL FROTH IN WITHDRAWL
FOR ORDERS FROM *YOUR* NEW MASTER
THE MASKED MACABRE!
User Reviews
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I CAN READ EVERYTHING YOU ARE TYPING.
I KNOW EVERY WEBSITE YOU'VE BEEN TO.
I KNOW WHO ALL OF YOUR MSN BUDDIES ARE.
MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 16:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fucking fuck is this?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:51:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
A study according to the Cambridge University shows that:
waht the hlel man if tehy are ciomn at you , mneas tehy wnat sothimn ,mroe btteer you look aeftr tehm and crae for tehm ,tahn tehy get on the seertt uh?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WORST
ALTER
EVAR
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOW FUCKING GHEY IS THIS?
Submitted by THE_MASKED_MACABRE (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES... FEED ME THE SWEET DISEASE OF YOUR HATRED! TASTE THE MACABRE!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A study according to the Cambridge University shows that:
waht the hlel man if tehy are ciomn at you , mneas tehy wnat sothimn ,mroe btteer you look aeftr tehm and crae for tehm ,tahn tehy get on the seertt uh?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MORON
Submitted by THE_MASKED_MACABRE (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FOOLS!
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you trying to suck me into some pyramid scheme?
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What am I looking at, and why?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for Michael Jackson in a ski mask.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh... -1 for improper use of "whom" and withdraw*A*l"
and then some more -1 for all caps.
and a little more because THIS WAS ALL FUCKING CRAP.
i feel better, though.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're the one that fucked up my credit.
I hate you.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no words to express how cool I think you are.
Here, take this -2, and know that it is only the tip of the iceburg.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-17 12:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok shit for brains, then WHO am I?