A recent trip to the doctor and why I’m not allowed back. (685 hits)
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Submitted by yermom (View user info) at 2005-02-17 13:20:22 EST
Let me preface this by saying, that I don't like doctors, and that doctors don't like me. I don't trust them, I don't think most of them really care about their patients, or even know what they're doing but I digress. My girlfriend has been having some issues, and feels pretty much the same as I do about doctors, so in order to get her to get herself checked out I had to ruin a perfectly good streak of not going to the doctors for nearly a decade.
I guess you have to take one for the team every now and again. In any case, I made my way begrudgingly to the doctor's office the other morning only to have him tell me that I'm out of shape and overweight. No shit Sherlock. Are you seriously telling me something I could have diagnosed for myself? What a pretentious asshole.
So I ask what it is I can do to get into better shape, and explain that I've put on a lot of weight because I recently quit smoking. I also explain that I've been making a concerted effort to eat right and exercise at least 3 times a week. This asshole tells me to eat more chicken and fish and raw fruits and vegetables.
This makes me want to scream. I've been eating nothing but broiled chicken and salad for about a month now and haven't dropped a fucking pound; I'm tempted to start smoking again just so I can lose the weight. I basically told this to the doctor, and of course he didn't take so kindly to the fact that I called him out on his stupid suggestions, and asked him why I bothered to come in at all.
Needless to say, he suggested that I not come back to his practice anymore. Nothing could have made me any happier, well that and the handful of anti anxiety sample pills that I stole. Oh well, I still hate doctors, but I need to find one that will prescribe these wonderful happy pills to me.
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-17 18:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You may find exercise also helps. And lettuce.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:39:38 EST (#)
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YOU SHOW THOSE DR.'S WHO'S BOSS!
Tey get paid tooooooooooooooo much for them to tell you something
that you already knew!
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
M.D's. are just mechanics with good rote memorization skills. Difference is most real mechanics like working on cars.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:22:18 EST (#)
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Luk' Tar?
Is that a Warcraft reference?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:17:59 EST (#)
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You are too cool for words.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:06:26 EST (#)
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I hate endings that have nothing to do with the story. Here's a good one:
Luk' Tar wiped Shee Nall's blood from the corbal blade nad knelt to whisper in his dying foes ear.
"Know that my revenge does not end here. I am leaving to kill your wife and children. Blood for blood Shee Nall, my family will be avenged."
With that, Luk' Tar stood to leave the blood soaked fortress and passed by Joe who had just found a million dollars lying on the ground. Joe decided to fly to Hawaii where the relaxing surf and Beautiful, tanned women would help him forget the shitty divorce and life sucking job waiting for him back in Mississippi.
THE END
wow, it's kind of like our story.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:51:33 EST (#)
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