It's my birthday! Camwhore motherfuckers (1339 hits)
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Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2005-02-17 13:26:12 EST
Happy 19th birthday to me!
19 isnt fucking special. I still dont get to drink (legally). I was able to smoke last year, but I still dont.
Why do I care? It's a perfectly reasonable excuse to get absolutely shit housed and run around like a fucking idiot tackling mailboxes and starting fires.
Thank you to Tigre for uberboarding me. Best birthday present I've ever gotten!
Unrelated to UberBirthdays - Happy birthday to you too, Shesek.
I got the party started last night (fuck starting with beer), getting drunk and playing football in the hallway. College kicks my ass.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get to that homework right fucking now.
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ho ho, my country's legal drinking age is 18. +2 for your birthday.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:54:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:39:02 EST (#)
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I'm sitting in front of the computer because I have two fucking essays to write before I start partying tonight.
I havent posted anything for a while because I have the same teacher for creative writing and English, and she assigns a new paper/story every other fucking day. I have no desire to post anything of substance and probably wont until Spring Break, when I probably will not turn the computer on, I hope.
I have to get this shit done. I will get wasted later tonight. Worry not.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:22:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubercon Lincoln!
It's not belated, today is my birthday.
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not to sound like an ass, but it's your birthday, man..... why, for the love of god are you in front of your computer right now? you should be scouring the dorms looking for some ass. or at least grabbing a funnel and some warm beast.
WOO WARM BEAST!!
OR, grab a slip n slide and set up shop in dorm hallway. your RA will be proud.
again, happy birthday. live it up for us stuck in offices dreaming of fuckin' presidents day weekend.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubercon Lincoln!
It's not belated, today is my birthday.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:03:25 EST (#)
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i'll come visit you sometime and buy you and your friends alchohol so I can be considered "cool" as well
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy belated birthday my friend! NOW I WANT YOU TO GET ANOTHER BOTTLE OF SKYY VODKA AND DRINK POST-HASTE!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:59:11 EST (#)
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Lincoln College. Lincoln, Illinois: The Middle of Fucking Nowhere
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:50:00 EST (#)
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oh yeah, happy birthday...what college is that?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:49:25 EST (#)
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colored towels?
EXTREME!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:38:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:25:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is Everclear legal where you're at? Find some of that. Now do as many shot as you can until you induce blindness. Happy birthday.
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Yeah, but it's hard to get around here. I'm in a small town and live on a dry campus. It's a junior college, so there are only a handful of students over 21. The closest thing the gas stations have to everclear is Ten High Whiskey.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Numpteen Buffday!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bottle looks empty to me. Either you're the man, and chugged it all already, or you're a pussy who posed for a picture with an empty bottle. Happy birthday by the way.
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I say pussy. Look at that bracelet.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know youre kidding. I was trying to have some fun with it but nobody got the joke.
=C
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have more questions, but I'll let them go.
Wouldn't want to get my ass kicked by a "girl."
**big smile**
You know I'm kidding, focker. Happy Birthday.
Submitted by alwaysoutnumbered (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bottle looks empty to me. Either you're the man, and chugged it all already, or you're a pussy who posed for a picture with an empty bottle. Happy birthday by the way.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is Everclear legal where you're at? Find some of that. Now do as many shot as you can until you induce blindness. Happy birthday.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Would you have gotten it if I said I would have my sister beat the shit out of you?
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Birthday.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:14:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:01:09 (#)
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My girlfriend will beat the shit out of you.
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Hmm, I'm like 195 lbs. If you're dating a girl that could beat the shit out of me, than I feel for you, man. I really do...
*unless she's really a man.
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:12:15 EST (#)
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WHOOOOO!
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:09:00 EST (#)
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You're hot! I love birthdays!
DRINKS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:02:46 EST (#)
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GOD I miss college.
You better cherish every second you have there because when it's over, life starts.
and happy b-day, bro.
GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:01:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:49:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
Seriously, I have so many questions here, like why the fuck are you wearing a bracelet? And why is it purple? Is it actually a Swatch? And if so, do you have on matching Chuck Taylor All Stars? Is your name Lance? Do you like Will and Grace? Do you wear tight shirts and pants when you go out? Do you wear sandals with socks?
I'm curious like George and the man in the big yellow hat.
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Haha, alright, I'll bite.
The bracelet is one of those things everybody has that says Support the Troops and all that shit. Mine says TrainAchieveEndureMatter. It was for leukemia research; I dont know why it's purple. I got it from my friend's friend.
I paid, she said, "enjoy your bracelet!"
I was thinking about something else and told her to "enjoy the leukemia" the same way I would tell her to have a nice day. I felt bad.
The room is not mine. It is my friend's and his roommate lost his towel and borrowed his girlfriend's. The pants hanging next to it show Scooby Doo hugging a pepper. I own those same pants. So what? My girlfriend will beat the shit out of you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:56:47 EST (#)
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More questions:
Do you cry because Judy Garland died in her prime? Do you listen to Gloria Estefan cds? Have you ever been called a diva? Have the girls on your floor ever called you a bitch? Do you occasionally dress up in women's clothing as a "joke"? Do you know every word from Guys and Dolls? Does your DVD collection contain Thelma and Louise, The Birdcage, Beaches, and/or To Wong Fu: Thanks for everything - Julie Newmar? Are you a big fan of Nathan Lane's work? Have you ever thought about moving to Massach... Massech... Mass... Vermont? If loving Liza Minelli is wrong, would you not want to be right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:55:17 EST (#)
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These pictures get the usual...
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:51:31 EST (#)
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this is the most homoerotic thing i've ever seen.
happy birthday ya dink
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Seriously, I have so many questions here, like why the fuck are you wearing a bracelet? And why is it purple? Is it actually a Swatch? And if so, do you have on matching Chuck Taylor All Stars? Is your name Lance? Do you like Will and Grace? Do you wear tight shirts and pants when you go out? Do you wear sandals with socks?
I'm curious like George and the man in the big yellow hat.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmmm, rainbow towels and fruity flavored vodka.
Happy Birthday poofster.
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Baaaaaaah hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Happy birthday!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:46:15 EST (#)
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Oh to be 19 again!
Have fun buddy! I'm sure you will but I constantly feel sorry for you guys having to wait untill your 21 to drink (well legally that is)
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:45:20 EST (#)
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<gags>
Ouch, vodka... i drank enough in college to make a horse go blind. i literally puke when i shoot it now. try grey goose tho that stuff is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY bitch! now go tackle mailboxes, start fires and show elementary schoolchildren your wang. as my friend brad used to say, "if you don't wake up in jail, it wasn't a good birthday."
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:39:55 EST (#)
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I used to look like that... minus the bracelet and rainbow towel with flowers on it.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:39:50 EST (#)
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You should stop and think about this for a second - look at the towels surrounding your room, plus the fact that you are drinking SKYY? And what's with the Football? Is that supposed to refute the surrounding gayness or make you look like one of the village people?
My post today may be about people thinking I'm gay - but you still take the cake on this one, buddy!
Happy Birthday, you bastard.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
Why are your pants still on?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:38:26 EST (#)
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That's not in my room. I went over there because he had a digital camera.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday to you!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:37:06 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmmm, rainbow towels and fruity flavored vodka.
Happy Birthday poofster.
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ahahahahahaha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was drunk the entire year I was 19.
Now go rate my posts.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:37:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:30:43 (#)
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Hmmmmm, rainbow towels and fruity flavored vodka.
Happy Birthday poofster.
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ahahahahahaha
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:35:38 EST (#)
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You can see a bottle of KY in the corner
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:30:43 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm, rainbow towels and fruity flavored vodka.
Happy Birthday poofster.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
skyy vodka!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-17 13:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You little bastards are making me feel old.
19...you damn puppy<offensive muttering>
Oh, and happy birthday.