What the fuck are YOU ALL doing this weekend? (458 hits)
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Submitted by L.G. <el2tha.g.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-17 15:31:18 EST
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It's one of those days today. I came into work late and still plan on leaving at my normal time. Construction is taking place at the other side of the building, and I have the pleasure of having a vent right above me that allows me to hear them as if they were right next to me. There's nothing like trying to reconcile accounts with a power drill screeching above you. I can't concentrate, and can't even think of something entertaining/funny to post today. The only thing I have to look forward to at this point is the upcoming three day weekend. My plans for the weekend are as follows:
Friday-
8AM(or 8:30 or 9:00) to 4:30PM: Get through work. Start with coffee and Ubersite. Grab some OJ and do an account reconciliation or two. More Uber. Play Minesweeper on hardest setting, trying to beat current fastest time. More Uber. Write a post. Get off. Get off of work.
4:30 to 5:00: Drive thirty minutes to get home, when it's only 15 miles away. Traffic sucks....Traffic sucks....Traffic sucks....Traffic sucks....Traffic sucks....Traffic sucks....
5PM to ???: Throw in a load of laundry. Smoke some of the medical marijuana we bought last night. Trade friend a blunt for a handful of Vicodin. Get head from said friend(female). Drink Crown and Coke. Attempt to finish laundry. Pass out.
Saturday-
?AM: Wake up early, pack a bag with clothes, weed, a pack of cloves, lighter, Vicodin, condoms, and duct tape. Wake roomate up, begin drive to Reno.
2 Hours later: Arrive in Reno. Check into hotel/casino. Drop off bags, begin drinking Jack and Coke while playing Monopoly slot machines(i love that shit!).
5PM: Smoke a blunt. Attend crab feed. Eat crab. Continue drinking.
After crab feed: Find that bar I passed last time I was there, and couldn't get in because I wasn't yet 21. Drink more. Find women to play with.
??PM/AM: Pop vicodin. Find casino with $.50 roulette. Start betting. 7,8,11,13,17,32(surround on all sides),34. Yell "COCKTAILS!" every time cocktail waitress passes by. Win big or lose big.
Sunday-
??AM: Wake up. Try to figure out where I am. Shower, change, and hit the breakfast buffet. Eat while drinking free Mamosa's.
??AM/PM: Drink. Drink more. Gamble. If: I win, gamble more and start buying everyone drinks. I lose, find girl to pimp, or old man to rob.
7PM: Meet Mom, who is coming up just for the night. Have drink with Mom, play some more Monopoly slots.
??PM: Mom goes off to do her thing. Smoke blunt. Drink. Strip club. Gamble. Repeat.
Monday-
??AM: Wake up, pack up clothes. Try to figure out what happened to all the weed. Check out of hotel.
??AM/PM: Drive home tired.
2 hours later: Get home. Unpack bag. Find last Vicodin and take it. Invite "friends" over. Roll a blunt. Get head. Relax.
As you can see, it's nothing too exciting. It will, however, be a nice getaway from this damn city. I just hope it doesn't snow this weekend. Well, back to work I go. Time to put on some headphones, listen to some rappers talk about money, hoes, drugs, baby mommas, basketball, tha hood, and how much they're oppressed and it isn't their fault. Still can't beat my Minesweeper time of 712 seconds(hardest setting). So what the fuck are YOU ALL doing this weekend?
User Reviews
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall be bored as hell all weekend. Typical
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Friday
5:30 am: Get up, drag my ass to the bus depot and catch a bus to the mid-island.
10:00am: Catch a ferry to Vancouver
12:00pm - 6:00pm: Watch tv, eat, make coffee
6:00 pm: Go out with friends
2:00 am: Sleep
Saturday
8:00 am: Get up, make coffee, go to library and work on research project for biology
12:00pm: Go to gym
1:30 pm: check email, play computer solitaire
2:00 pm: Realize coming to Vancouver on a weekend when everyone else is out of town is a dumbfuck idea
3:00 pm: Catch ferry back to shitty island home
Submitted by Delora (user info) at 2005-02-17 19:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Going to a concert in Columbus on Fri. night.Then, recovering from my hangover I'm sure. Hope nobody gets shot at THIS bar. Wish me luck.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Going to Liverpool on Saturday night then a house party in Chester. Woo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-17 17:39:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not this, you fucking dipshit.
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-17 16:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NOBODY CARES!
Submitted by El_Mexicano (user info) at 2005-02-17 16:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, the homies are ready. we will be in Reno to find munkey and show her our salsas
Submitted by El_Mexicano (user info) at 2005-02-17 16:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your mother
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really? so you'll be in reno?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 16:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your mother
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-17 16:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-1 for the pussy $.50 roulette betting.
Just grab your balls and throw your money down on the craps table. It's a helluva lot more exciting than watching a ball spin around and around.
But hey, when you're high, watching water drip from an icicle can be an hour's worth of entertainment.
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first night is always 50 cent roulette. cheap bets and free liqour. once we're drunk enough, we move to the real tables
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh, thank you. now i can stalk more effectively
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i will be staying at the Riviera. Crab feed is at Harrah's. :-)
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for the pussy $.50 roulette betting.
Just grab your balls and throw your money down on the craps table. It's a helluva lot more exciting than watching a ball spin around and around.
But hey, when you're high, watching water drip from an icicle can be an hour's worth of entertainment.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
oooh, thank you. now i can stalk more effectively
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
*Note: If you are looking for a story, or anything remotely funny/original/creative, do not look here.
That's for the people who read the reviews first.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I followed your advice and stopped there.
Thanks for the warning.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-17 15:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh.