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Rating: -0.4 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Mad Hatter (View user info) at 2005-02-17 17:55:44 EST


How do the blind know when they have finished wiping??

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Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-25 05:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's funny... I was going back and getting ready to +2 the stuff that this guy -2d and it appears that his ratings have been turned off.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

All that effort to drop my average rating by 0.03.

Bless you.

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-24 18:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

The paper slides easily and doesn't stick...

Duh...

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:17:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Am I the only one that doesn't EVER look at the toilet paper to confirm the end of the wiping cycle ??

who wants to look at shit ?

------------

who wants a shitty arse?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you , too!


Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-24 17:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sweet.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

<something about seeing eye dogs and peanut butter>

Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good question.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-18 09:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Am I the only one that doesn't EVER look at the toilet paper to confirm the end of the wiping cycle ??

who wants to look at shit ?

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-18 08:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fingers and a nose

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-17 23:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was going to come up with a witty retort but you have a point

how *do* they know?


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