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Submitted by Switters (View user info) at 2005-02-17 20:54:37 EST
Dorothy Parker
Résumé
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-02-18 07:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My backpack's got jets
I'm boba the fett
I bounty hunt for jaba hut
To finance my vette
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste.
Get down
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-18 03:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't -2 a post with accents on the e's in the title. That took some character map effort.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh oh, looks like fiona apple is having one of her 'days' again.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm Rick James, BEE-YUTCHES!!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why?
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is a -2 and a Link http://www.ubersite.com/m/59868
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit! Someone pretending to post a real resume would have had a shot at worst ever.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck do you think you are? BECK!?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Helen Keller resume
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hot Topic?
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-02-17 20:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
righto...