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Free Gmail Invites and Porn For Those Without A P2P Connection (1230 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.25 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kazzerax (View user info) at 2005-02-17 20:59:40 EST

Well guys, I have 49 invites, and I want them gone.
I also have 14:02 of straight, blowjob porn in
Windows Media Player. Leave your email address
and a plus 2 at the end of this post, and I'll
reply as soon as possible. Also, my AIM is ZakTheFlame
and my email address is: I.Rule.Hard.at.gmail.com
I also broke 10,000 hits. Go me, whoo!

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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-03-17 15:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Send the BJs my way!!!

dsvjunk-at-yahoo.com
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-02-26 19:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Yahoo, Gmail gets what it wants because it earned it.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-20 23:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, but i have enough porn to last me until i get to 100k hits, so there!
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-02-18 07:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for porn!

I don't know what the fuck to do with my 50 gmail invites... I don't have 50 people to send them to anyway! Fucking gmail.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-18 07:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I've got porn, p2p and 100000 hits. w00t.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a consumer whore!

And how!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry degreeless its my beddy bye time. Shall we finish this chicanery another time?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Psh, your trout couldn't be slapped unto a paralyzed retarded midget.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I slapped you with a fucking trout. It was dirty too.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wonder if my reviews count for heat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wonder if my reviews count for heat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wonder if my reviews count for heat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wonder if my reviews count for heat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My -2s don't count.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My +2s don't count.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your +2s only count once.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have been slapped.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats, buddy.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way kazzerax i'm giving you all these fucking +2s for camping on your post while giving degreeless some verbal slappage.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Unfortunately for you, retards can't.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You wipe your ass?
Ok, I guess primates can be trained to do that.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've wiped my ass with more important toilet paper than you.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, you got me on that one tough guy. You are going to fucking choke on my speck of dust.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well you can skullfuck your mom for all I care; you're just a speck of dust compared to me.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have turned brains into puddles after I skull fuck people!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have turned the strongest of men into sniveling puddles of ghey.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't talk like that you hooligan
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Along with my cock that is...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't make me cram those pills down your fucking throat!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

psh, meds are for fags

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

REMEMBER IT - BESTIALITY IS THE BEST KIND OF FUCKING
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Degreeless did you forget your meds?!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NOT BEASTLIALITY
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BESTIALITY
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BART BART LIKES THE COCK
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I <3 DIS POST
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I LUV DIS POST
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG I LOVE DIS POST
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST THREAD EVAR!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is my favorite post evar.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You people are freaks.

I used my first 6 gmail invites to invite myself to gmail.

6*6=36

and again...

36*6=216

thus...

216*50=10800

Who wants an invite (besides bart, he got 250 already)?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I gave all mine to bart. bart.at.cilfone.com
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Everyone who has Gmail now has 50 invites (except for me--I, like you, have 49)! YOUR CHARMS WILL NOT WORK ON ME!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i also have 49 left, but i'm not giving them to ANYONE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil cackle)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you know damned well I don't want straight blowjob porn. Find me boy on boy action
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Kazzerax had pr0n!
Kekekekekeke....
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2porn
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How the hell did you get 49 invites?
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry, but this is lacking in many aspects.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Romance.....HAHA

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files


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