The Rabbits George (591 hits)
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Submitted by Mike (View user info) at 2005-02-17 21:50:06 EST
Lenny stands at a respectable 5-8', Has a medium build, black hair and brown eyes, pigeon-toed and runs very much like girl. His real name is Corey, but no-one calls him Corey because he reminds us of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men." or in other words: a dumbass.
It's Sophomore year, Instead of working out with the rest of the football team. Me and Brandon decide to go play basketball with the girls basketball team. Needless to say the girls on the basketball team are henius. Being around a bunch of ugly girls is like riding ten miles of bad road, and sweating and rubbing against them is like ending that ride off a rock face. But I was bored, and I wanted to play basketball so I just pretended they were guys.
We had a pretty good game going, after something like an hour we had a arrival that pretty much fucked up the entire game. Lenny prances inside the grym
Upon Lenny's arrival, the only competition we have scatters like dust in the wind.
"Hey Guys, What's up." Lenny arrives bare-chested with a backwards non-fitted hat. "Wanna play some 21?"
"Nice job scaring all the ladies away dickface" I laugh and shoot the ball. Lenny stops the rebound with one foot and leans on the ball.
"Hey, I can get Beth to play I think she likes me." Beth is the only hott one on the team.
"No she doesn't, your fucking Lenny why would she like you?" Lenny crosses his arms and gives me a 'Nigga Please' facial expression. "Well then give it a shot, numbnuts." I didn't necessarily care about seeing someone else Crash and Burn I stop them if I can, I had tried to warn him but I guess he had to learn it for himself.
Most of the time Lenny starts off conversations with stuff he has wrote down from Sportscenter like. 'Eddy George has gained 435 yards in the 2nd of March his whole career.' or 'Steve McNair has 25 td's and 2 ints against the Falcons therefore the Titan's shall win.". On top of that Lenny's face looks the same all the time, he looks like some fucked up Ken Doll on the verge of a psychotic break. He smiles all the time, even if something terrible is happening.
"Hey Beth." he picks up the ball and walks toward her. "You gotta nice form, wanna play some 21 with us?" Lenny's charm is no doubt over-coming if your sedated or a victim of date rape drug. But this girl like most girls in the school: hated him.
"No."
"Alrite 1on1-"
"No, Lenny."
Lenny gives her a Marlboro Man nod and heads back to us for some manly consul.
"Watch out Ladies." I laugh, This is almost as cool as watching someone fall down. I couldn't leave it at that I had to add something. "There's more fish in the sea Lenny, don't let it bust your chops too much."
"Yeah I guess your right."
"Lenny your a fagget."
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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-18 16:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for linkwhore
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a +1 for trying.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, way to remind me of an extremely depressing story, AND to top it off by proving you cannot spell for shit. Spellcheck next time, this had potential until you killed it.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-17 22:04:23 EST (#)
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Here is a 0 and a Link http://www.ubersite.com/m/59868
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-17 21:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
meh.