My alien brother wants to take over the world! (370 hits)
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Submitted by Emma <Brander1302.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-18 10:27:27 EST
Once upon a time in a far away land there lived a little girl called Tracey, she lived with her mum and dad and a creature they calledher brother, who Tracey knew for a fact was an alien. As Tracey was only 9 people never really paid much attention to her when she tried to explain the supernatural activities which were constantly taking place in their picturesque house, which was set firmly in the middle of an estate that was quite possibly the definition of suburbia.
Anyway, I digress: Tracey's 'brother' was called Max, and was meant to be four years old, and it wasa constant source of vexation that no-one ever noticed that he did a lot of things that normal children his age don't, smoking is a prime example of these somewhat 'advanced' abilities. Neither of Tracey's parents smoked, which should have made it easier for them to detect that Max was up to no good, but unfortunately Max and his evil alien race had bewitched the unsuspecting adults years ago, and they were therefore immune to any of the abnormal things that he did.
Tracey returned home from school one Monday afternoon to find out that Maz was up to his usual tricks -her parents were in a heap on the floor as Max had decided that they needed to be put to sleep temporarily so that he could wreak havoc unhampered. Whenever her parents were in this state Tracey knew that it meant that she was going to be part of whatever game Max had decided that he wanted to play that afternoon, and that there was nothing that she could do about it. Shesat on the sofa with a sigh of resignation and waited to hear his latest plan....
Thirty minutes later Tracey found herself behind the wheel of the family Volvo having received her instructions and a brief lesson in driving from Max. He was safely strapped into his booster seat as they approached the city library, shouting instructions constantly. Their aim, or rather his aim, was to steal a large record of all the marriages which had taken place in the last one hundred years, tamper with the records, nullify marriages and then to rest on his laurels as chaos ensued.
Tracey's hands were sweating as she pulled into the car park and executed a rather nifty parallel park, what could she possibly do to stop this monster????
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-18 10:48:02 EST (#)
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roddy piper would kick his ass.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-02-18 10:44:09 EST (#)
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Tie a boulder to your neck, hold him tightly, and jump into the ocean. This will solve your Max
problem and you won't post anymore.