I will kill you, you godless motherfucker. (462 hits)
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Submitted by DemonJack (View user info) at 2005-02-18 11:12:50 EST
I will kill you, you motherfucker, for no reason or for any reason. I will murder you, you pile of shit, in the most painful and grotesque way you can possibly imagine. I,ll tear your dirty nails off, and wash them in bleach. Inject your eyes with hot silicone until your tears turn solid and your eyes pop. I will burn of your cunt or dick of with a blow torch. Shove red hot pokers into every orifice I find, stabbing again and again until you choke on your own filthy blood after vocal cords have ruptured from your pathetic screaming. I will bash your knees with a sleadge hammer and cut off each finger and toe with a bolt cutter after I break by nailing them to the floor. I'll skin you alive with a dull, rusty shaving blade and cover you in salt. I'll tear both ears off and make you eat them before I bash your disgusting teeth in with a baseball bat. And before you die I will hunt down everything you ever cherished, your friends, your family, anyone or anything you ever even slightly liked and defile it. I'll rape your mother and sodomize your sisters over and over again, beat them senseless and burn them alive just being related to your filthy hide. I will break your fathers every bone one by one by bending them until they snap or by driving chisels through his flesh and cracking his bones. Same for any brother you ever had. I will mutilate your friends and force you to swallow their eyes washed down with a cup of their blood and bile.
This and so much more I will do to you. Why? because I hate you. You have made me miserable and caused me great pain, anger, grief, and your annoying. You have caused my life to plummett into an abyss of hate and rage. You have stolen my joy and happiness by your mere existance, by the mere fact you are breathing my air. You have no right to breath. You have no right to share this or any plane of existance with any other sentinent being. It has nothing to do with your race, religion, politics, or what type of food you like, or any other bullshit some one might come up with. NO! I HATE YOU! You and only you. Anything that has to do with you, personally. Just you. I could not hate you more even if you tried. You are my enemy, my nemesis, my anti-christ. You are nothing, you are no one, you are are the residue of filth God wiped from underneath his toilet after an drug indused night of orgy and drinking. There is no meaning to your existance. I ' sure even your on parents hate and despise you as much as I and every single living thing on this planet you have ever come into contact with.
So be warned you ignorant fuck. I WILL KILL YOU!!!! With all the heavens as my wittness. I SHALL KILL YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Dedicated to all those bastards that make life a living hell. Just die.
Have a nice fucking day.
User Reviews
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-19 13:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't look at it as work. I see it as nice wholesome fun. Like a game. Like twister only with more screams and blood. Anybody can take part in it. ANYBODY. hehehe.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-19 01:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-18 13:57:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, as if no one here has ever thought about this.
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Mot until you posted this. It's only been ten minutes and I already killed six people. I'm not gonna have any freezer space left tomorrow at this rate.
But thanks for the idea, I can't believe I never thought of it before. I've got a lot of work ahead of me.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-19 01:30:15 EST (#)
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Only if you bring the pitchfork again, I like it when you poke mw with the shiny part!
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-18 15:03:54 EST (#)
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You have no idea.
*evil grin*
Wanna find out?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-02-18 14:59:52 EST (#)
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Your such a demon..
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-18 14:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not really, I just needed to blow off some steam. Bad day.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-18 14:05:33 EST (#)
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You take life a little toooo seriously man.
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-18 13:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, as if no one here has ever thought about this.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2005-02-18 13:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever you say, you friendless dork.
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-18 13:16:13 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See now you hate me too, isn't this wonderful.
Submitted by epiphany (user info) at 2005-02-18 13:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how do you mean?
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody needs a hug.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just going to take a stab in the dark at this...
You're 15
You weigh 95 pounds
You get beat up a lot
You're hording porno
People pick on you
Your posts suck
Am I close?
Try jacking off on your keyboard a little less and getting some more fresh air. Oh yeah, I heard drinking Draino is a big help too.
Good luck
Jon
:)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:34:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:33:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by THE_MASKED_MACABRE (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:11:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF YOUR POTENTIAL. JOIN US IN THE KINGDOM. COME BASK IN THE EXCRUTIATING FLAVOR OF THE MACABRE!
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masked, you really do suck. it infuriates me that you burn oxygen other people could be using.
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:18:39 EST (#)
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It's been done.
Submitted by THE_MASKED_MACABRE (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:11:26 EST (#)
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YES! THIS IS JUST A TASTE OF YOUR POTENTIAL. JOIN US IN THE KINGDOM. COME BASK IN THE EXCRUTIATING FLAVOR OF THE MACABRE!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No you won't.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-18 12:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
only fat tony has grace with spellcheck
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
needed a picture.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dedicated to all those bastards that make life a living hell. Just die.
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no family. I ate them this morning for breakfast. BUUUUUUURP!!!!
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If this wasn't so incoherent it might have been passable.
"I,ll tear your dirty nails off, and wash them in bleach"
Why would you bother washing them? To make a necklace out of them ? Fry them in cheese ?
WHY ??
Oh forget it, it was dumb.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
reading this reminded me of:
'the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose......The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right....your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.'
-Wesley, "The Princess Bride"
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I doubt you are a threat to anyone but yourself and your unfortunate family.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you really feel?
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uh....go away.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-18 11:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its best to get it out in a nice torrent