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Schoolhouse Rock: On The Cutting Room Floor (541 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1.5 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by bossk <emangevine.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-18 13:34:47 EST



Some friends and I were recently sitting around riffing on the concept of "Songs that were rejected for Schoolhouse Rock". If you've never seen these (and I assume the non-U.S. contingent hasn't), I can only exhort you to rent, borrow, or steal a copy of the DVD collection so you'll have the joy I had growing up. I can still hum the preamble to the U.S. Constitution thanks to those guys. Anyway, I wanted to throw some of mine against the wall and see if you guys had some funny ones.


Song Title/ Subject/ Section:


Adjectives Are Words You Use To Really Describe Things/Split Infinitives/Syntax Rock

The Federal Reserve Board: Effects of Moderate Long-Term Interest Rates....Indubitably. /Monetary Policy/ Government Rock
or
Greenspan! That's What's Happenin'!/Monetary Policy/Government Rock

Just a Theory/Evolution/Science Rock

Tiny Johnson/Steroids/Science Rock

Little Tax Deductions/Parenting/Multiplication Rock

Left Back A Grade/Bossk/Multiplication Rock


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Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-02-21 03:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank School House Rock for this

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-18 16:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

syntax, ha!


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass