Jeepers, Creepers (1164 hits)
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Submitted by <t1c8l.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-01 23:14:37 EST
I despise old dolls, creepy dolls, porcelain dolls. They are the same as clowns, except inanimate. You would think this would decrease the creepy factor, but you are wrong. It only makes them worse.
One time, when i was a small child, i was forced to sleep at my great aunt's house in sudbury while my parents gallavanted all over town. I was frozen with terror, being 4 years old, and having to spend the night in this ancient widows household. I decided to lay low in the basement until i was forced to bed by the unnerving old hag. For an old lady, she moved like a fucking panther. When her creaky voice informed me of my bedtime, it came from directly behind me. I jumped and looked back and there she was, in all her decrepit, half senile glory. The vacant look in her eyes sent shivers down my spine, so i took off past her, tore up the stairs, ran into my room, flicked the light and hopped into the guest bed.
Unknown to me was that i was in the presence of an audience. The scariest fucking doll collection known to man. As my eyes adjusted to light, muddled blurs began to form shapes. Humanoid shapes. I turned the lamp on, and tilted it towards the wall directly opposite the bed. There was a babie's crib there, and dozens of ancient dolls gazed back at me maliciously. I never forgave my parents.
Where did you get those eyes?
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:16:59 EDT (#)
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open your poot
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-04-24 20:45:14 EDT (#)
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I hate to say it, but signs could have been good, but it wasnt.
I second that.
I must say, I creep myself out all the time. I watch Forensic Files every night.
For some reason, this show has the tendency to freak me out, just like a horror
flick would. I, also, turn on the lights in every room I go into. I won't
turn off a light until the next one is on and I constantly look behind me. I think
this is partially due to the fact that I have had a couple encounters with ghosts
or something of the supernatural kind.
For example...
When I was in 8th grade.. I lived in a 2 story house, in which my room was in
the same room that the attic door was..it was one of those short doors that look
like they were made for a midget. I always sleep with my radio on.. or some other
white noise. One night.. I had just gone to bed.. and was lying there, when my stereo
turned off. I got up to turn it on and lied back down, when it went off again.
So, again, I turned it back on, laid back down.. only for it to turn off AGAIN..
At this point.. I was a bit freaked out. All of a sudden.. I feel the pressure
of a hand go directly up my spine. Needless to say, I could barely move.
When I finally gathered myself, I got up and turned on the light and there was NO ONE
in my room... and my bedroom door had been closed the entire time. With the
hallway light on.. I would know if someone were to open my door.
Also.. in this same house, every time my siblings and I would leave their room and turn
off the tele, we would get almost to the end of the hall and it would turn back on.. pretty
much every time.
For about 2 years I had an obsession with ghosts, ghost stories, ghost hunting, and things
of that nature.
Clowns suck, creepy dolls suck, and stuffed monkeys suck. So do crazy little girls on big wheels.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-02 17:50:36 EST (#)
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I hate to say it, but signs could have been good, but it wasnt.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-02 16:47:47 EST (#)
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I actually got creeped out by Signs - kind of the same story as K.M.
watched it, thought it wasn't a bad movie then on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I was convinced that there was an alien in the living room. God what a chicken shit I am.
I hate it when people say "rains". What is that, we had a 4 year long drought and then when it finally starts raining again people talk about it like its some epic thing.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-02 16:23:05 EST (#)
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Chicago - I'd probably end up stabbing myself repeatedly if I slept w/a knife under my pillow. :-)
Street - no need to apologize - it's just another one of my pet peevs. So don't mind me.
Also, I had to giggle when Hendrix called you Punky Brewster. That was funny. I know, I know, that was another post... I've gotta go home. I'm shot.
Loren
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-04-02 16:03:17 EST (#)
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Loren, I am scared of people too. I was freaked out a couple of years ago because there was the freight train serial killer that took the BNSF train line from texas through the states and was on a spree. I live about 5 city blocks from the train line. He actually killed somebody in Illinois. I slept with a knife under my bed.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-02 16:00:36 EST (#)
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Sorry Loren, remember, I'm from Texas, we cain't not talk good roun' here.LOL
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-02 15:43:45 EST (#)
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I seriously wish people would stop using "anyways" instead of anyway. Street, it's not just you, so don't feel like I'm picking on you dear. I ranted about it yesterday. It's just one of those things that gets under my skin.
When I was 19, my 30 year old boyfriend always said "anyways" - it drove me up a wall, and when he was around my family I would threaten him w/death if he did it, because he sounded so stupid and I was still at an age where I cared what other people thought. It kinda ended up as a joke between us, we would add "ess's" on alls thes things wes saids... But don't get me wrong. I still hated it.
Loren
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:42:31 EST (#)
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Sky,
Did you follow the series all the way up to resurrection? It got really crazy and then turned into another scream rip off(which is funny because scream and most other slasher movies were inspired by Halloween)It's ok though, I love them all anyways(except 3) four would probably be my favorite and the little girl that played Jamie Llyod is all grown up and looks AWESOME. I'd do her.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:33:27 EST (#)
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streetpunk,
I love the halloween series too. especially the second one with the nurse bleeding part. yeow. oh, and jamie lee curtis runs, while he walks slowly, but yet he still catches up to her. go figure.
poltergeist. oh yeah.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:31:48 EST (#)
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The Shining?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:29:58 EST (#)
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I live by myself too. Although, I do have a squatter lately (luv ya Eddie). I haven't been scared of anything supernatural in years, I worry about people more. That's where the real threat comes from.
Burnt Offerings scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. I think it was produced in the late 70's early 80's. If you can find it, rent it. Poltergeist was a great movie too, the little things like the chairs being rearranged in the kitchen are what gets to me the most. I can do w/o the skeletons in the swimming pool though. And a different kind of scary movie - The Dead Zone - is a must see. I fell madly in love w/Christopher Walken when my mom and I went to see that movie in the Theater in '82. Christopher Walken turned 60 this week. I turned 103.
Loren
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:28:13 EST (#)
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My favorite horror movie series of all time is Halloween(except 3) Dr Loomis is my hero. Horror is one of my favorite movie genres. I like so many, I wouldn't know where to begin.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:23:00 EST (#)
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the older horror movies aren't as openly frightening...I think rosemary's baby is so subtle and slow, yet BRILLIANT. i love that movie.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la (in mia farrow voice)
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:18:33 EST (#)
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Sky, i watched rosemary's baby and i didnt find it really scary at the time. In fact, i found it pretty boring and didn't give it a second thought. I went about the rest of my day and went to bed. During my sleep however, i had really bad nightmares, something that i usually never get from horror-movies. THey must have done something right in that movie
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:11:32 EST (#)
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anything that involves ghosts or religious beliefs in horror movies scares the poop out of me. Even though I will torment myself and watch these movies by myself :-( I regret it later. I live by myself so I need to turn on every light to blaze a trail to the bathroom in the middle of the night or I will walk with my eyes closed. What a baby I am!
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-02 14:05:07 EST (#)
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i like cheesy old horror movies.
My list of good horror movies:
-The Omen series
-Rosemary's Baby
-Suspiria
-the LAST Hellraiser. While the first ones are cool in a really really cheesy kind of way, the last one is just chilling.
-Amityville horror
yadda yadda. i'm too retarded to think of more right now. I'm not a huge exorcist fan, just never got into it...but old horror movies kick ass.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-02 13:56:21 EST (#)
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I am a fan of horror movies, and i have to say that the ring was allright, but only because of when the chick came out of the screen. I swear to god me and like 5 friends were screaming at him to kick her in the fucking head and run.
would you recommend seeing darkness falls?
Submitted by manfre <rickmanfre.at.comcast.net> at 2003-04-02 13:11:53 EST (#)
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Id have to say the scarriest movie of all time is Darkness Falls... It falls in this category for the sole fact that the "Tooth Fairy" wears a procelain mask and it looks like a scarry ass doll mask cause its all like cracked looking and everything... She can only go in the dark and cant go in the light or shell die... After seeing that movie I keep away from the dark and when I have to go to the bathroom at night I turn on every light in the house that goes the path to the bathroom... I wake up my parents every time I gotta take a piss... Mind you Im 21 and now scared more than ever of the dark... Ive always been scared of the dark cause when I was younger I saw Fire In The Sky (The true story about the alien abduction and shit like that) and that scared the crap outta me... Then I read books about the Jersey Devil (Im live in Jersey so yippee) and about monsters and crap like that which only came out at night... Well I was, for the most part, over the whole scared of the dark thing for about a couple years (like 3) and hardly had a problem going outside in the dark at night to have a cigarette... Well after seeing Darkness Falls I stand right by the door with it open and the hallway light on keeping sure to not look at anything other than back door of the house behind me and keeping in the light... When I go up stairs at night and have to turn off the lights downstairs I sprint as fast as I can to the top of the stairs as soon as I hit the switch... Always had the fear that something was gonna grab my feet as soon as the lights went out...
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-02 12:47:35 EST (#)
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Jeepers Creepers was a terrible movie. Dolls don't scare me, nor do clowns, but I have raised a hair or two to the thought of ghosts. Ok, more than a hair or two. After I saw the Sixth Sense, I couldn't get up to pee in the middle of the night for months but if a ghost bitch came out of the tv to fuck me up, like in the Ring, I wouldn't run and fall over things like a bitch. I would knock her goddamn ghost teeth out her fucking head and say "who's your daddy now ghost bitch"
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-02 12:18:39 EST (#)
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Fuck i hear that, read my clowns post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-02 12:00:32 EST (#)
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My boyfriend is afraid of my sock monkey. It had to go live in the attic where he's still sure it plots to kill us all.
My thing is clowns. What is that about anyway? Does anyone think clowns are funny or do people just laugh nervously hoping they will go away. I once nailed a circus clown in the shins with the most savage snap front kick a 6-year-old pumped up on adrenaline could muster. My mom got all pissed off, but my dad thought it was funny. Hey, they're the ones who put me in karate.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-02 11:51:34 EST (#)
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I'm posting before I read the other posts. So if I seem redundant, that's my excuse.
I used to have nightmares about dolls coming to life when I was little. Scared the crap out of me. Rub-a-dub-dolly was the worst ever. Eventually, my mother had to rid the house of dolls. She stored them out in one of the barns, and I kept my distance.
When I was in my early 20s I dated a guy who had "taken over" his mother's estate. Beautiful house and grounds, it was amazing to me how this kid ran the place all by himself. Well, I stayed over one night, and you have to picture this place, hundred year old tapestries, solid jade vases from the Ming Dynasty, giant king-sized beds with massive headboards and carved posts, beautiful and priceless artwork and antiques, cathedral ceilings and over 30 rooms, a brand new guest house I would have given my left arm to rent, which nobody used. THE POINT of all this is to give a visual of the surroundings which so emphasized the following - his mother was ALSO an avid doll collecter (more like INSANE doll collecter). Big dolls, little dolls, doll houses packed with dolls and furniture and smaller doll houses with tiny figures, curio cabinets packed, book cases, shelves, window sills FLOOR TO CEILING in almost EVERY room... Todd had counted how many dolls were in the house and there were over 30,000. I SHIT you not. It would have given me a heart attack to see that house as a kid, luckily I was grown up enough to handle it, and there were no dolls in his bedroom, but I will say that I didn't make a habit of walking around that house at night.
Loren
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-02 11:25:09 EST (#)
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heheheheh razor likes the goth chicks.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-02 11:12:55 EST (#)
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i didnt read the article, but ya shes sexy. whats her name? Is she one of those dolls where you can pull up the dress and see painted on panties????
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-02 08:21:13 EST (#)
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creepy
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-02 01:10:43 EST (#)
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I'd do her!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-02 01:04:02 EST (#)
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Holy crap, and I was just about to go to bed.
Thanks for making sure I don't sleep for the next month.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-02 01:03:03 EST (#)
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lol i was going to post a source but i thought is was deaderisbetter or something
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-02 00:50:37 EST (#)
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www.livingdeaddolls.com - where else?