I Had A Seinfeldian Breakdown, and All I Got Was a Detention. (Not really humor, just a story and a plea) (932 hits)
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Submitted by Steve Dusome <sillywilleh.at.yahoo.ca> (View user info) at 2005-02-18 18:07:35 EST
"So, In conclusion, these eight skills will always be handy throughout my life"
Careers. Who the hell made that a class? Who dedicated a whole quarter of my semester to learning what I want to be? I am pretty sure that was supposed to be an extra-curricular activity. Better yet, who made it a compulsory credit needed to escape the sopping pit of hell we call high school?
Luckily, today Robin had brought his guitar. My thoughts were soothed by the comforting tune
"HAHAHAHA!" I stopped abruptly, so she knew I wasn't laughing with her. "Very clever and original. I have never heard that before, and have no idea where it could have come from. Maybe you could write the script for movies when you grow up." I was pissed. I had had enough of these assholes quoting Napoleon Dynamite. Seriously, what evil fuckers. They try to ruin my movie. I swear to god if she says one more of those damned used-to-be-funny lines one more time.
of "Wish you were here" by Pink Floyd. Until that loudmouth behind me... named.... NOT Simone decided to pipe up.
"Do the chicken's have large talons?"
My mind drifted... Self, if protons have positive change, and anything with a positive charge repels, why are the protons stuck together? Self, you are a nerd.
"Your MOM goes to college"
Shut the hell up, you treacherous woman. I am growing a fire inside, ready to explode in her face... Not like that sickos. Anyways, I am growing ever more furious, and preparing a rant in my head, when she decided to set me off ahead of time.
"I see you are drinking 1%. Is that becau-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP GOD DAMNIT, STOP QUOTING THAT GOD DAMNED MOVIE RIGHT NOW. IT IS UNORIGINAL PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF WHO RUIN ALL OF THE MOVIES, FIRST IT WAS ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE, IS IT REALLY SO CLEVER TO TALK WITH YOUR ASS? NO, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMNED RETARD. THEN AUSTIN POWERS, IF I HEAD "DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY" ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE. STOP QUOTING THAT GOD DAMNED MOVIE BEFORE YOU RUIN IT FOR THOSE OF US WHO AREN'T IDIOTS AND CAN BE FUNNY WITHOUT RELYING ON AN EXTERNAL SOURCE. EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT IS FROM A MOVIE I AM GOING TO SLAP YOU IN YOUR GOD DAMNED FACE."
"Bu-"
"QUOTE IT ONE MORE TIME, DAMNIT, I DARE YOU!"
Mr. Wilson, My careers teacher then thought it would be a good time to intervene "Steve, sit down and do your work"
"But she's an overquoter. She ruins everything that is good"
"Stop talking back"
"Make her stop repeating lines that she didn't make up"
"You have a detention"
I gave an under my breath "Bastard" and went back to work. Now uber, my plea to you is that if you know any of these overquoters, please inform them that they are overquoting and make them stop. Maybe when it is called for, or relevant, but never quote other than. And if you are one of these people, please stop what you are doing.
Ah uber, when will they learn.
User Reviews
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason I equated it with Seinfeld was how neurotic it was. And also that I gave it a name. I called her an overquoter in front of my whole class.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:02:33 EST (#)
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Don't associate such outbursts with Seinfeld. Please.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-19 01:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Rick James, bitch!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-19 00:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You talkin to me ,you talkin to me ?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-19 00:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:27:37 EST (#)
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I really have to see that movie.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Theories, though, I do believe. Then again, theories. If you get what I am saying.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:10:53 EST (#)
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else here so you must be talkin to me!
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:08:14 EST (#)
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Meh, it was okay.
"My mind drifted... Self, if protons have positive change, and anything with a positive charge repels, why are the protons stuck together? Self, you are a nerd."
Check out the strong nuclear force/strong interaction/colour force/color force
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you wrote this during detention it was time well-spent.
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Submitted by TrickyRicky (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gah, I know exactly what you mean. I remember seeing the trailor online for the movie way before it came out thinking how awesome it was going to be. And then everyone else saw the movie...
and overquoted it to hell, ruining it. Gah!
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate all those people
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:13:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-18 18:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"But she's an overquoter. She ruins everything that is good"
i feel your pain