The Uberboard/ Not Funny Motherfucker (6252 hits)
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Submitted by Manicmother (View user info) at 2005-02-18 19:12:01 EST
Alright who's the stupid motherfucker who shelled out to put.....
MANICMOTHER= Mrs. Shlongy
on the uberboard. Yeah, like the bastard or cunt is going to own up to it.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people.
I like a good "Fuck you, you bastard/ You're a fat bitch" argument.
He's a narcissitic ass and I'm a bitch. Do you have a problem with that?
What the hell is this third grade?
Fuck you Mr./Ms. Uber The Mother is not amused.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is when the love affair started...
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-21 21:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look roofie'd.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-18 07:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"How pointless and insignificant they must be in life to come HERE, of all places, and try to learn to be a dick."
I can't speak for anyone else, but the only time I ever type www.ubersite.com into my browser, is when I am at work. A lot of websites are blocked, but uber isnt. So I waste time here. I work 10pm to 6am. with a rotating duty weekend every 6 weeks. Which sucks because you end up working monday all the way to NEXT friday. Every single day. In any case this place and all of you people, to me, exist for the sole purpose of entertaining me while I am bored at work. As far as me getting "chased out of here" /shrug who knows, if something better than this shithole turns up, I'll leave. If not, I'll stay here. Its all about killing boredom. Nothing more. So far I'm playing the arrogant racist american role. Its pretty fun. I get to bash niggers, spics, micks, frogs, greasers, and who ever else I feel like bashing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 00:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard it was that old meanie Jeanneee who put it up there.
ps, sorry for being a dick, Jeanneee. if we can have 'Brand New Hadley', we can have the same in scourge town, eh?
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WHATEVER ASSFACE I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAYNE.
LOL j/k. It's cool, I'm used to it by now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still wack off to this picture once a week.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's true. noob's get off so easy now. a lot of that probably has to do with the annoying alters.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentegram...
Hammer...
Paint to cover the fresh blood on the walls...
WHAT IS IN THOSE COOKIES?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First of all cock monkey, I have never been nor will I ever BE A-list here. But senority DOES have its bonuses and one of those bonuses is getting to watch sad little people like yourself come on stong as an asshole and then creep outta here with their tail between their legs when they can't take it anymore. Noobs used to go thru trial by fire, you survived, you were worthy. You fail and you get chased out of here by the masses. I personally got ROASTED on this post. But eh whatever.
I've seen your internet personality come and go many, many times. I always wonder what they're hiding at home that makes them strive so hard to be a badass online. How pointless and insignificant they must be in life to come HERE, of all places, and try to learn to be a dick.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-16 23:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh gee, a set of tired nasty comments and a -2 from Zebra Mancer.
Oh,what will our favorite alter think of next?
Maybe an attack on some noob posts?
An argument with an old skool Uber or two?
You're a HACK, my dear. I've seen bastards come and go here and you are by far the weakest sauce.
Do some research before you try to be a troll on Uber because compared to some of the GREATS, you're nothing worth paying attention to.
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Greats huh? I gotta tell you. At the end of your life St. Peter asks you what you accomplished in your time on the earth. If being a "GREAT" on a second rate (at best) intarweb forum like this one is an accomplishment of your life. You fucking fail. St. Peter smacks you with his harp or w/e he has on hand. You go straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
But ya, you losers hang on to your "A-List" status... what a crock of horseshit lmao. You obviously don't have much going for yourself if you're proud of the fact that you're in that elite inner circle on ubersite.com. Don't forget all these losers who say shit like "OMG Uber is controlling my life, I think -2DIE irl all the time. etc" EL OH FUCKING EL?
worthless... the whole lot of you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old School.
I'd still teabag those lips.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahah good times.
the zenglewanker or whatever his name is really is lame isn't he?
THat's the problem with this place there has been so much genuine hate that these new alters can't do anything new.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so glad I resurrected this. I wonder which old post I will hit next?
Just need to hope someone will uberboard that one too.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old School.
I'd still teabag those lips.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't. This party is for under-17k users who don't sing annoying Uber-related songs.
Corrected that comment for Thorns.
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BUT I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN ALMOST A YEAR
*weeps*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't. This party is for under-17k users who don't sing annoying Uber-related songs.
Corrected that comment for Thorns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright...which one of you Uber broads loves Shlongy THIS week?
I'm losing track of y'all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't. This party is for under-17k users.
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BOO-YAH!!!
*does happy squiggle-chair dance*
Hadley, you're a funny guy. How I've missed the classics like this. Good call.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh gee, a set of tired nasty comments and a -2 from Zebra Mancer.
Oh,what will our favorite alter think of next?
Maybe an attack on some noob posts?
An argument with an old skool Uber or two?
You're a HACK, my dear. I've seen bastards come and go here and you are by far the weakest sauce.
Do some research before you try to be a troll on Uber because compared to some of the GREATS, you're nothing worth paying attention to.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 00:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard it was that old meanie Jeanneee who put it up there.
ps, sorry for being a dick, Jeanneee. if we can have 'Brand New Hadley', we can have the same in scourge town, eh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-16 00:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm innocent.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-15 22:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha who put this old gem back on the uberboard? I bet it was Drew.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-15 22:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess maybe if I had a night of hard drinking I might be willing to have sex with that badgerface of yours. Yea I probably would then. Otherwise I can't see how people would want to drop a load off in you. You're really not pretty at all. Look like how most of those barflies you always see in a divebar with an old rotting pool table look, or used to look 20 years ago in any case...
On Topic: The only reason I can see for you reacting to this extent about something like that, is because you secretly like him. Way to behave like a 4th grader and dramatically over react to someone saying "Shlongy and Uglyslut sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G etc etc." Idiot.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-15 22:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn! someone get it another hit of meth.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
perfect.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha. Oh boy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it too late to nominate this for B@W?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep, even after seeing it three or four times today, it makes me giggle
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 17:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get thee back on MRR
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-15 16:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pic taken 1934?
(I'm sure it's been said, but you can bet your sassy ass I'm not scanning 233 reviews in order to check.)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-15 16:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm a bitch."
I can tell by your necklace.
P.S. Why is your computer in a Garage?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 16:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I don't even know HOW to post on the Uberboard- and like I'd ever give bart a dollar - but THAT THERE'S SOME FUNNY SHIT!
I bet it's JonnyX...I don't know why I think that...but I bet I'm right.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, now who put that on the Uberboard? Come on fess up people, who do I need to hunt down and disembowel?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 16:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No fun at all Shlong, no fun at all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no goddamnit, hadley...
buttfucking should always be angry. or anfry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah Shlong-man..... What would I ever do without you?
Probably masterbate less often, giving yourself more free time, but what would be the fun of THAT???
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem - I know you didn't mean to stutter like that, so I finished the number for you...
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:47:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss the good old days. When Uber was still under 17107 user names.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry scourgey....
I LOVE EVERYBODY!!!! WELCOME TO THE HAPPY BUTTFUCKING UBER!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll come to any party i want to hadley.
without me the whole thing would fall flat...i mean, who else is going to charm the ladies? you? hahahaa
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah Shlong-man..... What would I ever do without you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss the good old days. When Uber was still under 17000 user names. GodLovesALittleLoving was still posting his jibberish, Zakalwe was still posting porn, Method still fucking with everybody, the wars between WhatTheHell and jgreening, Shlongy's hate still fresh, Adamdidit2u was posting his masterpieces, MANICMOTHER was still sneaking off for top secret "one night stands" with Shlongy and emailing him great naked pictures of herself and the only truly irritating alter was Capt'n Foamy.
sigh......memories
You forgot something...don't worry. I took care of it.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, now I understand this comment left on a post of mine http://www.ubersite.com/m/90785#2070269
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And me. But I'm the Happy New Hadley.
I love everybody.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, FG, I know..
now it's just us anfry jelous bicthes left...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too bad *she* left a few days ago, otherwise she could chime in here.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And don't forget the reign of the emus.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss the good old days. When Uber was still under 17000 user names. GodLovesALittleLoving was still posting his jibberish, Zakalwe was still posting porn, Method still fucking with everybody, the wars between WhatTheHell and jgreening, Shlongy's hate still fresh, Adamdidit2u was posting his masterpieces and the only truly irritating alter was Capt'n Foamy.
sigh......memories
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and really, Hads, no need to be so rude to Scourge!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110550#2485920
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha
best response ever, Manic
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but that would be a lie, crystle dear
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't. This party is for under-17k users.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CLASSIC OL SKOOL.
too bad Method isn't around
Pssst - Manic, I think this is your cue to tell me "DON'T PRETEND YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!"
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Manic!
*waves*
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GODDAMNITALL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
family is well, hadley.
the best part of this picture is the obvious fact that our dear Mother ripped a number of huge bong hits right before this shot.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, that's exactly what I thought when I resurrected this, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhhhh...memories of the good ol' days.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew I could count on you, scourge.
How's your wife and my kids?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let' just go ahead and heat this thing right back up, eh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I imagine this gesture being thrown in my direction when she sees this on MRR.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha... Poor manic
I think I may never have rated this before.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey that fingers been up my bum!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post.
RESURRECTION!!!!
Submitted by jesspete0402 (user info) at 2007-04-20 22:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that is a very unattractive picture of you.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-09 02:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-18 18:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
Eva Maria Malczewski
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IS THIS YOU?? IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT!
Don't worry, you're not accused of being a paedophile, but it says you're wanted for bank embezzlement.
BANK EMBEZZLEMENT!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-09 01:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. I remember this.
I actually met MANICMOTHER and her husband once, and have talked to her on the phone on several occassions.
Nice people.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The eyes, they follow me around the room. They are deep, deep with loathing, of herself and the world, but especially of me and all I hold dear.
The finger, it haunts me, mocks me. When I go to make a phone call, I think of that finger. When something gets caught at the back of my teeth, oh god, don't let me see it any more.
The hair, like a shield protecting her from the perils of life. Nothing can enter, and only dandruff can escape.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S MANICMOTHER!?!?!?!?
But, but... she's young, and... cute!
*dies*
Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good lord.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this.
She looks like she has 2 black eyes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the best pics of all time.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-09-27 13:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deep down, I love this picture. and so do you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-17 03:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of my favorite posts ever
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, this is 4 months old...
I'm such a 'tard.
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Whatever, I laughed. Somehow the name "manicMOTHER" made me think of a less nubile, less irrational, and less stoned user; the combination of what made her angry and the connotations that come with her moniker contrasted with her pic made for a time of amusement for Mr. Sparkle.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, this is 4 months old...
I'm such a 'tard.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, so what can we see;
1) We see a girl with eyes half shut in front of a bright light. She is unacustomed to it.
2) We see a girl sitting on an office chair wearing a pentagram around her neck.
3) We see a steel supporting girder, a breeze block, unplastered wall, and various pots of paint.
Are you a mail order bride, kept in the basement / garage?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:32:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think that the photographers at "Glamour Shots" are taking their job as seriously as they used to, based on this effort.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This classic still gets me semi-stiff.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i will refrain from stating the obvious & overstated
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops! Been a week since this was reviewed!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats manicmother?!?!? how YOU doin?
Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 09:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
caption giggles
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-14 19:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:27:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
I love this post. One of my all time favorites.
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indeed.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-14 20:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love this post. One of my all time favorites.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-14 02:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I bet you smoke a lot of pot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-11-14 01:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
s,dghsldgfa
Submitted by Obscured_by_Clouds (user info) at 2005-08-25 23:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-22 04:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ARRRGGHHHH that picture is so unflattering!!!!
It's affecting me beating off over the ubercon pic...
...of Bart!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your ass looks a little drunk..... or sleeply.....
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id pee in her butt
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-22 03:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the size of that finger! I think I will start calling you "The Claw".
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Schlongless must be destroyed.
Plus. Fucking. Two.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what......what I'd say?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-06-26 19:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-26 19:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucker, Xcuses.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-26 18:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't say what it looks like you did before taking this picture, but I don't think it was bike riding...
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand what this is about!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:26:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Because if I had done this as my third post, I'd still be prying -2's outta my ass.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still got the lips.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty hot, mom.
Mommy?
Mommy?
Oh, Oedipus.....
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 18:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67098 for you.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 14:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You better get the clothes off the line and the dishes washed before your husband gets home and plays Mike Tyson punchout with your face.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-12 20:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks shitfuck, my husband enjoys them too.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-12 20:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have great lips
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-05-12 20:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to see you in a showdown with Helmut Cat http://www.ubersite.com/m/65733.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-12 19:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAHAHAHA I forgot about this.
She is never going to live this post down.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-12 19:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did her, she wails like a baboon before she comes.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-26 13:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Content wasn't that great, and neither was the photo, don't know what the fuss is about. I'm sure you're very pretty when you've had some sleep. You don't look 28 though, just like a tired 18 year old.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-26 13:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are without doubt the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. It saddens me that we shall never fall asleep on the couch together, having previously slipped the kids roofies for peace and quiet.
Seriously though, there is so much emotion on that face. So much humanity. No wonder your husband fell in love with you and took you away from the rest of us hapless refugees.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I rated this already... I remember this...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ha!
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to piss off EscapeArtist
and will you marry me. I can see from your
picture it would be a disaster............
...........but what a disaster
happy days
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I likey
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yes, yes, we're all Wiccans after The Craft, aren't we? Meh. Why don't you flick off the camera too, really punctuate your individuality? Oh. Okay.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your attitude and i think your cute.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 18:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-08 19:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopping by again to chech if your fingernails are still too big.
Yup. They are.
But I'd still do ya.
In the pooper?
In the pooper.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look a lot younger than you are.
+2 because you're still quite pretty even though you're obviously very stressed.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:57:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
full metal jacket reference!!! yay!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just stopping by to check......
Yup... I'd STILL fuck you blind.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-23 05:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for being hot, but are you in a bomb shelter in this picture?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-22 22:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of someone I used to date
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to fuck the ass out of this girl, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD DAMN WOMAN!!
I thought you were a sea hag, now I want to drop my dick into you!
JESUS!!
CAN WE FUCK NOW ?
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look at those Pipes!
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:03:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen prettier faces on clocks.
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
There's a joke about "cocks" in there, but damned if I can find a good way to word it.
Submitted by Soul-Fly (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHITE.....
Manic is HOT!!
<drool drool>
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because Lucid made me laugh
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How 'bout you lay off the meth for a while?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like a trailer park chick who just got her ass handed to her by randy-bob for not having his tv dinner in the microwave after his long day of whatever bullshit redneck job you people have.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because of your down's syndrome. I think it's pretty cool that you can use a computer given your condition.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MANICMOTHER, you're in this Photoshop too!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60177
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen prettier faces on clocks.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-21 06:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TRI-SHA
TRI-SHA
TRI-SHA
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Boy you look fucked up there.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we have the same color eyes, I think.
so zero for you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still the funniest thing you have ever said, shorty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
apollo- I stole it from Q about 4 reviews below me, you idiot.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-20 05:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
JER-RY
JER-RY
JER-RY """"
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Funniest thing the dwarf has ever said.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I do you?
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're cute... stoned... but cute...
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please run away with me. I shower more often than other people.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
JER-RY
JER-RY
JER-RY
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Manic, I have no idea what's the issue here, but I also had no idea you were so utterly bangable. For some reason I had you pegged as an old hag somewhere. Ahem.
Ann Arbor. Nudge nudge. Annnnnnn Arrrrrbooorrrr.......
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck you retarded.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh man, she's hot! Oh wait, her fingernails are too big...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
JER-RY!
JER-RY!
JER-RY!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of the reviews on here are the funniest shite I've ever read.
Yay for being stoned at work.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got the handcuffs and sasparilla if you've got the time.
+2 for fatalistic abandon camwhore.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just watched Shaun of the Dead again last night. Put some blood around your mouth and you could be an extra on that.
Bad picture, but +2 camwhore!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, dear. Like I said it's in the unfinished portion of my basement weged between the laundry room
and all the bookcases with my husband's recipes for work. The kids got the extra room for a play area.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is your computer in the garage?
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stoned chicks making dirty gestures and saying dirty words turns me on.
-Bus
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-19 14:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you look hot. You have that "I will kick your ass you piece of shit if you even dare to piss me off, even if it means getting bloodied and beaten" look. Gotta love a babe with an attitude. Keep up the fight and kick some ass. Happy birthday a month in advance.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-19 13:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look blazed.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-19 13:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't help but notice the background in this picture. Is your computer in the garage, or is your house the garage? Either way, you should park the car next to the computer and let it run while you check out Ubersite.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-19 12:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Milf.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-02-19 12:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is the truth...
ManicMother is an amputee, Centaur.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60037
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-19 11:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was last night, Ashlee. It caught me at a low point. Don't tell me you haven't come off it
when the last little thing pushes you over the line.
I got over it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-19 11:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, because this post is a LOT more mature and adult than the uberboard message. At least it's not a waste of a post knocking something good off the front page...
No -2 because it's Saturday and there's probably nothing good on the front page anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 10:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm seriously considering jerking off to this picture before I play golf at 1pm today.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-19 09:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you're sexy, even though you look a little dishevelled and all pissed off and stuff.
or maybe it's BECAUSE you're all pissed off and stuff.
i'm so easy...
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-19 06:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE REAL STORY: THE UBER INSIDER - THE TRUTH ABOUT MRS. SHLONGY.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60073
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-19 05:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Shandy I probably do. I suck with them open, not any of this "I wish I was somewhere else" eyes closed bullshit.
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Holyfuck, now I have to run to the toilet and jerk off!
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-19 04:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You and queen ashlee are like the same person
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-19 04:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have an amazing prediction to make: manicmother will now become a popular and heavily reviewed poster.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-19 04:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lose the attitude, missy!
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-19 03:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're really cute... but what's with all that cussing??!!
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2005-02-19 02:34:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Marry me.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-02-19 02:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, i got a good jerk out of you. thats a compliment , not an insult. my cum squirted like 10 feet across the room, one inch farther than usual.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-19 00:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd fuck your mouth. How much is enthusiasm?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-19 00:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
since when can dogs give the middle finger?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-19 00:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After reflection, you are one great looking zombie.
Zombiephile. I'll be the first.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is SOOOOO funny...
OK, I lost a couple hundred in this poker game tonight but at least I got to come home to my girlfriend responding to THIS!!! Classic U*ber.
You're a real piece of work, MANICMOMMY.
Now please, share the rock with me. I made you famous!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd be great looking if you didn't look like a lethargic zombie.
In fact, you'd be one of the few great looking woman around here.
Too bad.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck! You, to, are even more beautiful than the girl on the left... wow.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I try to stay clear of pretty much anything Schlongy's fighting with anyone over. Seems like a waste of time.
Your haircut is a cute one though.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WHOOOOOOP WHOOOOOOOP!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WACK IT TO EM MOTHER!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-18 23:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:51:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh babe.. you look so tired. I know that look. That's the one you get on your face when they won't sleep and they keep whining at you for everything under the sun and all you really want to do is take a nap on the couch.
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odd, i interpreted the look as 'i am a hardboiled motherfucker femme fatal whose seen it all and i would fit right into a raymond chandler novel'
or 'i am a fucked up on drugs and don't give a fuck about you or anyone else'
both of which suit my sexual fantasies.
the tired mum whinging kids scenario is NOT allowed.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit, maiorano! The "Washington" reference is kinda scary.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Someone PAID to put your name on the Uberboard and you respond with a camwhore and throw out some bitchy misplaced anger...
Hmmmm. I think someone was fishing and hooked you perfectly.
Someone should spend another dollar and linkwhore this post on the board, you ingrate. Be happy anyone cared enough to drop a Washington for you.
On a side note: you don't look bad at all; you just look like a frazzled mother, and that's where a lot of this frustration is coming from, isn't it? I hope people will lay off your looks, but this IS Uber, after all. Make that husband take the kids for a day this weekend (or his next day off) and take some time for yourself; you look like you need it.
Best wishes,
SW
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why'd you let it get to you? What's the big deal, seriously? It's not YOUR dollar that was spent. So somebody decided to waste a perfectly good George Washington, and the message is going to be displayed for a measly 24 hours. Honestly, is it really that big a deal to get so worked up over?
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This week on adventures of Timmah: The twelve year old crackwhore I have locked in my basement.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-18 22:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:49:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a pentagram?
====================
No Mick, its a star of David. She's a j00
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, you're pretty.
And apparently, very pissed off.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh babe.. you look so tired. I know that look. That's the one you get on your face when they won't sleep and they keep whining at you for everything under the sun and all you really want to do is take a nap on the couch.
It's obvious that you're very pretty, when you're not exhausted.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a pentagram?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice pentacle. Is your computer in the basement?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Shand, somehow that makes it all better.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sweet
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Shandy I probably do. I suck with them open, not any of this "I wish I was somewhere else" eyes closed bullshit.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you give him that look while sucking????
if so, he is indeed a lucky fellow
Submitted by OwnedByBiafra (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
awww. You look like me?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:03:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
do you think could maintain that look in your eyes while your little rosebud mouth sucked my penis???
i would like that.
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I don't know, you'd have to ask my husband. He loves thoes lips and what I can do with them.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha oh shit, I thought you were gonna be a dude. sorry manic +2 because I was wrong
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:49:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell is this third grade?
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YES IT IS!!! Cacadoodieweinerface!
Poopoo head!
I'm going to throw your lunchbox in the mud next! And put your pigtails in the inkwells, and then smash bubblebum on top of your head!
NYEAH!!!
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I'm telling on you. Mommmm, Cookie is making fun of me.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-18 21:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you think could maintain that look in your eyes while your little rosebud mouth sucked my penis???
i would like that.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:17:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to want to assault your head with an icepick. Probably because I though you were some menopausal hag. +2 Thanks for alleviating my deep seething hatred of you.
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Thanks Slightly, I'll be 28 next month.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if this girl is hot, then i like licking hairy menz ass.
which, i dont.
this girl is not hot.
I'm sure i've seen her on www.crackwhoreconfessions.com
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:13:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I notice the pentagram around your neck. Maybe we could get together and sacrifice some soccer moms to the fiery pits of the Maiao volcano located east of Africa. Good times.
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You are so on GLALL meet you there with the bitches....um sacrifices.
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell is this third grade?
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YES IT IS!!! Cacadoodieweinerface!
Poopoo head!
I'm going to throw your lunchbox in the mud next! And put your pigtails in the inkwells, and then smash bubblebum on top of your head!
NYEAH!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is this third grade?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a pentacle, a pentagram has the point facing your crotch.
BTW I dig the angry/sexy bedroom eyes.
______________________________________________________________
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59982
go hug a tree.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen better heads on lettuce
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like Fiona Apple.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up bitch! I'm gonna splooge on your tits.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:13:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I notice the pentagram around your neck. Maybe we could get together and sacrifice some soccer moms to the fiery pits of the Maiao volcano located east of Africa. Good times.
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It's a pentacle, a pentagram has the point facing your crotch.
BTW I dig the angry/sexy bedroom eyes.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where do you live manicmother, youre a hottie
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOUR HOTT LOLZ WANNA CYBER?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to want to assault your head with an icepick. Probably because I though you were some menopausal hag. +2 Thanks for alleviating my deep seething hatred of you.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I notice the pentagram around your neck. Maybe we could get together and sacrifice some soccer moms to the fiery pits of the Maiao volcano located east of Africa. Good times.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not exactly my favorite middle finger salute.
i like the one where you arc your remaining digits past the middle so that the flip off has more of a 3d quality
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The furiosity! The stern cold look of death! God I'm so turned on!
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I happen to think she's lovely. And she doesn't look drunk or high to me.... I recognise that look. It's the look my mum used to give me when I was in deeeeeeeeeeeep trouble. The Peepers of Doom.
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Claymores at the ready girls!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and thanks for being kind, Cookie.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 20:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah it's a bad picture but has anybody noticed that Shlongy can't seem to stay away.
God I look like shit.
Yes megso, I am a pisces.
Hey MASKED, get bent.
No Rawrg it's the unfinished portion of my basement.
Stevie_says.. I can bench my own weight, can you?
Unabonger, hopefully I can use it to rip out Shlongy's jugular.
Shlonger it is a pentacle Fuck you buddy.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having balls to put your picture up on ubersite.
good luck to you and your finger in the future...i'm sure it'll be up someone's ass.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like you're in a dorm right there judging from the cinder block walls.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I happen to think she's lovely. And she doesn't look drunk or high to me.... I recognise that look. It's the look my mum used to give me when I was in deeeeeeeeeeeep trouble. The Peepers of Doom.
Submitted by Megso (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PS -
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:32:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:23:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Strangely enough, I would probably bang that.
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Said by Shlongy after looking at anything alive or dead that once walked on at least 1 leg.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (jajajjajajajaa)
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1st of all, this site does not blow any pictures up, that's the actual size hun.
2nd, stop taking this site so seriously. Everyone is here to have a good time and fuck around. Who cares what they say in reviews or post on uberboard? unless....of course.......it's true
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She ain't going anywhere, kids. This is her heroin when Pedro on the corner is tapped out.
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shut up and get naked.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
But "you luvvvvvvvvvv meeeeeeee".
Here, have a +1...It's not that bad.
The next time you get the urge to take your huby's last $7 for a couple of 40's and a pack of smokes, hit a salon instead. OK, toots?
Submitted by Megso (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic Mother, I am sort of drunk and you are sort of hot and I think you want attention. Well you gots it! Now I will read the other comments.
PS - You're not mad. Pisces?
Submitted by THE_MASKED_MACABRE (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE WORLD OF MACABRE! I CAN FEEL YOUR EYES PENETRATING, FESTERING NEATH MY SKIN, CURDLING MY BLOOD! I CAN TASTE IT!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-02-18 19:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look people I don't give a damn. I've been up since 6 am with two sick kids and the pic. would have been fine Had I realized that this damn site blows them up more. I've humilliated myself on the net big goddamn deal. My life at home is worse and most of you motherfuckers I don't give a damn about.
I'm done. It's over and to think I had been enjoying this fucking place.
Oh By the way Go to hell Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (use