Fantasy baseball Bitches! (1057 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.39 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BongZilla (View user info) at 2005-02-19 15:14:23 EST
Smell that? That's the smell of freshly cut grass, interleague weekend, and Jason Giambi and Jose Canseco shooting up in the bathroom stalls. Wait, what? nevermind. Anyways boys and girls, it's almost about that time for some baseball.
I know a lot of uber users are big baseball fans, as well as myself, and I implore many of you serious fans to join my league. The league is open to all uberers, but don't sign up if you're not going to play, cause that sucks. Here are the league Settings:
League ID#: 70875
Password: titties
League Name: Ubersite Bitches!
Draft Type: Autopick Draft
Max Teams: 14
A word of caution, I am a huge baseball fan, and tend to whoop ass in fanasty sports, so pleas be aware I may hand you your ass on a sliver platter. But I digress, it should be a fun league so join up. I can up the number of team later if it fills up.
Go White Sox WOOOO!!
Paul Konerko - 2005 AL MVP
(BTW: this is a picutre of Aaron Rowand. Soon to be all-star and best center-fielder in baseball. fuck You Torii hunter!)
User Reviews
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-10-08 12:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job with this Bong....lets do it again next year!
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-03-11 21:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all full. sorry bitches.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I'm the Wallbangers.
And a +2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:32:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been in a Rotisserie League with the same 9 guys since 1985...I shit you not. 20 fucking years.
Our draft is in Charlottesville, Virginia, at some swanky country club that one of the guys works at or belongs...I don't fucking know which.
"They" even did a story about our league in a sports publication, causing one of the guys in the league to get in trouble at work- time spent on the computer talking baseball and trying to fix his team- instead of doing his job.
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My dad has been in a rotissierie league I think since 1983, three years before I was born. The Cubs Fan Club League. Two guys filmed a documentary and they came to my house and I gave an interview because I was the only kid of any of the twelve guys who knows what the hell fantasy baseball is all about.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. I've never been in a fantasy baseball league I haven't won, online, or not.
2. FUCK the White Sox, Go Royals.
3. On second thought, FUCK the Royals too.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2 spots left.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ill bump it tomorrow.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should've waited until tomorrow to post this. Weekend + Presidents Day = no hits.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
4 spots left. any takers?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-20 18:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I totally thought more people would want to play? Arent there more hardcore baseball fans on this site?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
on a side note, there are only 4 spots left. i decided Im not going to expand it. so no bitching.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woo woo ths boys of summer are back. Schlongy feel free to join, but its going to be a head to head league. I've never been a fan of the round robin style of play.
Torri hunter can shampoo my sack
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been in a Rotisserie League with the same 9 guys since 1985...I shit you not. 20 fucking years.
Our draft is in Charlottesville, Virginia, at some swanky country club that one of the guys works at or belongs...I don't fucking know which.
"They" even did a story about our league in a sports publication, causing one of the guys in the league to get in trouble at work- time spent on the computer talking baseball and trying to fix his team- instead of doing his job.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-20 04:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow....
I love the anti Twins sentiment on Uber.....
Or just Hunter?
p.s.---Will the A.L. central get any sort of media coverage this season or will it be the same old shit as every other year?
Submitted by Wombat_Warfare (user info) at 2005-02-19 21:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in only for two reasons...1) I'm ready to get my ass handed to me 2) Torii Hunter sucks
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay's Pegs will lose.
And lose with GUSTO!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bob, don't like it? don't play. Im not organizing a live draft because eveyrone will bitch about when it is. so don't whine about it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in.
You all will get run over by The Sweet Pickles Bus, bitches.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY IS IT AUTOPICK?
GHEY
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all B.S......
They had the Royals winning the division last year and look where thet went. You can't judge until they actually start playing. Because of those other homos in Chi-town the Sox are always given a stigma that they do not deserve.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to know why all the big websites like ESPN, Sportsline, and SI all have the Sox at like 16 or 17 in the pre season Power Rankings. What the fuck is that bullshit, they can easily crack the top 15 if not 10.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 17:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dustin hermanson is gonna be pretty good. he did fairly well for the giants last year. Marte has let me down a bunch of times, but I like Politte, he was pretty clutch for us last year.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Main thing I am worried about is the bullpen......
Shingo is great but last season I was far from impressed by Polite and Damaso Marte. I always crigned when they would but in the set up guy for shingo.......
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aaron Rowand is the White Sox' new Maggs. The guy hit .310 last year with 24 hr's and he's only going to get better. I think the Tigers will be good this year, but Maggs and Troy Percival are still not going to be enoguh to beat the Sox or the Twins.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha....a Tigers fan......
Enjoy the White Sox damaged goods.....lol
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck the white sox, Tigers winning the central this year!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:46:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fukc I want in. Haven't been able to get enough people to try a baseball one yet, no beter time to start then now
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO TRIBE WOO!!
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-19 16:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I had no idea Yahoo was the only one out there w/ free fantasy. Crazy. That's just where I started 6 years ago and haven't looked anywhere else.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I decide we have enough, and approve the draft settings.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Signed up and ready to go!
When does Yahoo do the autodraft?
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Had one to many last night.....
I blame my slip up on demensia......
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wallstreet....matt? who the fuck is Matt? You mean Mark? as in Mark Buerhle? and you call yourself a sox fan....pssh
I'll let it slide this time. heh.
fuck the twins.
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And yes....
Fuck Tori Hunter.....
what kind of pussy pulls off a cheap shot like he did?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BTW: it's through yahoo. but isn't it kind of a given that everyone plays on yahoo anyways? To my recollection, it's still the only free fantasy league available?
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am definitly in......I need my baseball fix. I fucking love the White Sox......one of the top 3 pitching rotations in the A.L. Should definitly be intresting. I think they will catch the Twins this season and I can't wait to go to the cell to see the Sox play the Tigers and the Orioles. Get to see Sosa strike out against Freddie and Matt.....and Shingo may blow him out of the water also with that slow ass boomarang pitch he has.......
god I love baseball.........
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-19 15:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It made me smile that you didn't even mention that it is through YAHOO.