Lonely Redhead, Seeks Luvvins (9757 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.3 on 272 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-02-19 17:53:04 EST
I'm bored and feeling in need of attention. So I have decided to put myself up for auction, of sorts. Secretly, I'm hoping for a bidding war. I've just gotten my heart ripped out, and I needs me a man to help soothe the pain. So, without further ado, I give you.... me.
24 year old female, 5'4", measuring 36DD-32-38. Red hair, green eyes, full lips, pierced tongue, has an ass that was apparently "made from a mold of perfect". Exceptionally bright, witty, and funny. Likes: hockey, T.O., cooking, reading, art, drinking, rockshows, and lively discussion. Dislikes: folding laundry, emptying the dishwasher, and stupid people. Medicated nymphomaniac, needs LOTS of physical attention and direct sunlight to flourish. Given to watching wrestling twice a week, and yelling at Around the Horn and PTI. Slightly clumsy, and known to crash into things. Destresses with bubble wrap.
Any takers?
User Reviews
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-23 23:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs less transsexual
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-23 22:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the chance that this was a hilarious prank.
If you're still available, here's my deal: I'll pay a homeless person to shit in your mouth while I kick you in the cunt. Sold?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, I forgot about this. Posting a personal ad on Ubersite... what a great decision. And I know a thing or two about great decisions.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
and THEN THE REAL PHOTOS CAME AND ALL THOSE CUNTS BELOW WERE EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEIR REVIEWS ON THIS POST AND THEY HOPED IT WOULD DIE BUT IT LIVES. IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:16:06 EST (#)
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hee hee
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a cross between Geena Davis and Kate Winslet.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-06 15:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm, you are hot.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Good God, I didn't know you were a redhead. Instant auto +2....
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep, big cans
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-08-10 11:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trans Atlantic Love.
Been there, done that. Got the scars.
I'd do it all over again though, just to feel the same way.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-26 14:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:10:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sometimes that's cool, right? That sorta ineffectual cry for attention:
that falling shoulder strap, lid dropping, shoulder shrug, that says, "you
think I'm pretty, right?" Sometimes a chick like that can make even a
dignified cat stumble over his words, and stammer out a half-
swallowed, "Yeah." Somehow it's in the confidence she's displaying,
it's in the fact that she KNOWS she's pretty, and by asking you to say
it back to her, in effect, she's telling you that you are attractive as well.
And that's sexy.
Then there's this, which aint any of that.
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Wow there's an angry one. Is someone on their period?
You look great. I'd do ya, but I'm taken, sorry
what?
Good luck!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-14 15:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's amazing what having pink hair will do. I've got a third one coming in the new Uberdirectory that Don's working on. You can look at it if you want.... it's hotlinked in his post. Down near the bottom.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-14 00:22:17 EDT (#)
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is it me...or do you look completely different in your two photographs?
Submitted by alragusa (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Face Down Ass Up - That's the way I like to fuck!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-03-11 13:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No shit! You're beautiful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-03-09 09:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So, did I win?
And when can I collect my pussy booty?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-03-03 10:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still no valentine? I feel so unloved...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-03-03 09:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger Lilly likes Tinker Bell
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-03 09:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a woman, can't help you
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-03-03 09:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Put on some more lipstick.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-03-02 16:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I just found this comment:
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:43:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-23 14:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
there's no ubersite in heaven
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that's why it's heaven.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-25 14:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Around the Horn. That guy is such a fag. T.O is a bitch. Ultimate Fighting is where it's at and I'm already attached. Other than that, I'd do you.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-25 12:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:34:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
shut it, Donovan. You're already getting your prize... don't make me have to revoke it. Go check your hotmail.
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I did, hehe. That was excellent by the way. Ill have to talk to you about it next time Im on in the evening. Hopefully tonight, if not tomorrow for sure.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I uuhh...well uummm...
damn,
I can think of nothing witty or amusing or flattering to say.
I'm distracted.
You're Beautiful.
It's my birthday.
The end
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shut it, Donovan. You're already getting your prize... don't make me have to revoke it. Go check your hotmail.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heh. Now I have 2 most heated threads kicking your threads ass!!!!
And yours is number 5!!
Hah!
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-02-24 21:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm.... rebound guy huh? I think you should have a contest to see who can write you the best story (or poem if you want to be romantic n' shit) and then choose from that. Not much else to bid with around here..
By the way I can see down your shirt.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-24 19:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pfffft
You're very beautiful and everything but, you would have to bid on me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-24 16:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:17:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, Hadley... you can be the boy gerbil. All the valentines came back to me in the mail... insufficient postage. I'm moving on Friday, but I'll send them out again on Monday. It'll be disgustingly late, but hey... it's the thought that counts.
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It's all good, darlin. It'll still be the first one I get. Even my mother forgot this year...
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't feel like reading through all the reviews below me...
So, I'll offer you a very nice evening out in New York City. How does Thai sound to you? Afterwards we can go to a nice, swanky lounge in Soho and drink till 3 am.
You may live in Missouri for all I know, though. But the plane ride would be well worth it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-24 06:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, Syphilis may have a point!
Look at the shape of the mouth. It's suitably different. Also, the eyebrows are waaaaay off. At least, they're different.
I'm not saying it's one person, I'm not saying it's two people. All I'm saying is that Syphilis may have a point. Look closely, sheep.
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Here's how this can be settled.
Post another pic of your clitoral piercing for comparison.
Whaddya mean the other one wasn't your's? Oh, you don't care about this anymore?
Nevermind.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-24 01:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn man... you smile in one picture and people start thinking you're pretending to be yourself. How sad. meh. If I wanted to post more pictures of me to prove that you're wrong, I could, but frankly, I don't give a shit. Moving along
Alright, Hadley... you can be the boy gerbil. All the valentines came back to me in the mail... insufficient postage. I'm moving on Friday, but I'll send them out again on Monday. It'll be disgustingly late, but hey... it's the thought that counts.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-24 00:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha, most heated. good work
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, Syphilis may have a point!
Look at the shape of the mouth. It's suitably different. Also, the eyebrows are waaaaay off. At least, they're different.
I'm not saying it's one person, I'm not saying it's two people. All I'm saying is that Syphilis may have a point. Look closely, sheep.
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Heh. Someone created an alter to agree with himself. You're special, Lassie.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...me and GLALL are neighbors, and now we're Cookie's gerbils....
He can be the bitch. I'll be the butch.
Still no valentine.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-23 22:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, Syphilis may have a point!
Look at the shape of the mouth. It's suitably different. Also, the eyebrows are waaaaay off. At least, they're different.
I'm not saying it's one person, I'm not saying it's two people. All I'm saying is that Syphilis may have a point. Look closely, sheep.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha im a taker!
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, you're one hot cookie, I'd eat you up.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL and HadToBeDone... I just bought some gerbils, and I'm naming them "Guhlahl" and "Hadley" because you two are pwesome.
Now which of you wants to be the girl?
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-02-23 17:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Huge Bazoingas. That's all I saw aboutthe above statement.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:41:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking kidding me? that might work on others, but not me. brown eyes compared to green? not fat in this to fat in the other? granted, that might be you, when you were 16, now you are old and fat. the only person you fool is yourself and all these stupid sheep. jesus fucking christ...
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....Says the ugly fuck who won't post a picture because he makes Fetish look like a stud....
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-02-23 15:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:41:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking kidding me? that might work on others, but not me. brown eyes compared to green? not fat in this to fat in the other? granted, that might be you, when you were 16, now you are old and fat. the only person you fool is yourself and all these stupid sheep. jesus fucking christ...
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who fucking cares? i could give a rat's ass what cookie looks like. you plan on marrying this chick or something hombre? gotta make sure she's not lying to you? Get a life.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i still can't believe you thought i was going to buy the whole "that is me and you're stupid" thing. godamn, i love honesty.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-23 13:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you fucking kidding me? that might work on others, but not me. brown eyes compared to green? not fat in this to fat in the other? granted, that might be you, when you were 16, now you are old and fat. the only person you fool is yourself and all these stupid sheep. jesus fucking christ...
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you must have worked hard at this photo...... this angle.. quite pretty - 1 millimetre to the left, oh shit its kelly osbourne
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-23 12:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, if you're too stupid to see that both of those pictures are of the same person, then you're too stupid to be looking at any more of my posts. now go away.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-23 10:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is not her real camwhore. here is the real one you stupid sheep
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
forgot to give my bid:
I'll cook and clean (I'm an excellent cook) if you fill the dishwasher (notice you said "emptying the dishwasher") all in the comforts of an exotic and exciting part of Japan. Near to two major centers of activity (Kobe and Osaka), not far from Japan's largest castle (Himeji) and all with the benefits of small town living where the sun comes up at 0630 and doesn't go town till after 1900. I'm an English teacher at a University and a High School.
Plus, your piercing and mine would go together reall well...*wink, wink* if you know what I mean...and I also love LOTS of physical attention.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-23 08:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nice pic
one question: what's T.O.? does that stand for "Time Out" cause you're such a bad girl?
Or how about "Tops Off" cuz you like your ta-tas to be free?
Maybe "Taking Over" since all redheads are angry Irish with Rifles?
Theatrical Ovation?
Timid Opinions?
Testicular Ovaries?
and I'm bored now...
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's a cute picture.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-02-22 22:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop watching wrestling and we can get married.
I'm the man. And I like to fuck alot.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-22 22:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:56:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey...
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I say this, and I say it honestly. That review was the most artistic, inspirational review I've ever read. I don't know how, and I don't know why.. SHhhaaaaaa.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-22 22:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets be friends.
and then i can play the bongos!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
show us your cleavage! wait a min.....
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-02-22 18:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If that's your real photo of you and you live anywhere near NYC, I'll let you talk to me. I'm the built guy on the "peeners of uber" post, top middle. If that's not really you, I live in Greenland, come visit me, my tundra wookie.
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-02-22 17:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a fraud
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52673,
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-22 16:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This is a very sad parade,
and now I'm leading it.............
Submitted by Irish (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What you need is a real Irishman.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're cute I can't see why any guy could bare to break your heart, or even the thought.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know we were having a contest, Donovan... what's the prize?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup... I'd fuck ya.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-22 13:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
130 heat to 118 heat!!!!
BOOYAA!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You like the girl I dated in 1st year university.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea your pretty hot
Submitted by cowstastegood (user info) at 2005-02-21 23:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been away for a while, but I've been trying to play catch-up and I have to say you're one of my favourites on here Cookie. I'd love to help you out but I'm afraid I'm off the market though. Just hang in there kid, you'll do alright...
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'll bid a ticket to the autoshow.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still no valentine.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Geena Davis. Except less old.
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give ya $20 and a smack across your mouth..................because I like ya!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I guess I'll throw my proverbial hat into the ring.
Cook, you know what I can bid.
Ask for it, and it shall be done.
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have ample ale and stout stores in my apartment for rugby festivites, so you will stay well hydrated. My dog would enjoy the company whilst I am away, and I have nobody to leave my over $250,000 life insurance policy too, should I be killed on the next rotation to Iraq.
I bid a pair of Doc's, a pint of McEwans, and some leftover couscous from last night(I gave up meat for Lent).
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 17:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks but no thanks, Tone. You smack me around or talk to me like you profess to talk to your women just one time, and you'd be one very wealthy and well dressed, somewhat powerful man minus his very small penis.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-21 17:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a very wealthy & well dressed man. I'm a somewhat powerful man. I have a small penis. If you know how to use the pearcing in your tongue, you can be my side bitch.
I bid a one bedroom apartment all utilities paid.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't do it for the hits, Mr. CheapGeek... I do it to laugh at the reviews.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
you're going the right way for a smacked bottom, young man!
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HAHAHAhahahah!! Perfect!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60177
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:25:45 EST (#)
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I bet someone feels thoroughly validated....and few thousand hits in the pocket too.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I offer free food and lodging, free of domestic task.
I will gladly watch wrestling with you.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:00:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
SHAZAA!
#2 Heat and climbing!! You going down!!
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you shut it! Just because you're a sexy bastard doesn't mean you get to... uh... you're going the right way for a smacked bottom, young man!
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Medicated nymphomaniac, needs LOTS of physical attention and direct sunlight to flourish. "
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solid gold. get off the meds, i'd give it a shot.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
depends how you take it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:55:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you are, but what am I? =P
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You talkin' to me?
You must be talkin' to me.
Well, your purty!!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just found out she was born in Scotland, hahahaha.
Oh dear, how amusing.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHAZAA!
#2 Heat and climbing!! You going down!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you are, but what am I? =P
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone's Purty!!
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alas, it's good that you found the right boy...
I hate putting away wishes too.
It would just never have worked out between us....
unless we got a gimp to take care of that....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds too high maintenance for me...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe I was wrong...that would sure be a first.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
quite well. I tried to restart it by wearing a near-see-through dress and no knickers to the Oscars a couple years ago and then pretending like I didn't realize the lights would make it transparent. Apparantly, nobody cares to see my 40 year old beef-curtains.....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well hello there Geena Davis. How goes the mediocre acting career?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA Shlongy you dirty bastard! Have you ever played a game called "fluffy bunnies"? That's when you cram as many jet-puff marshmallows in your mouth as you can, one by one, and say "fluffy bunnies" after every one until you can't say it without gagging. I hold the record at 15 marshmallows.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is OK..
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i will pay with my gash card
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
$20 says you can't fit both my balls in your mouth at the same time...are we on?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I've got CookieLass in my tummy
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have a very nice face.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 08:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Merlina... we're hawt....
It's that dress... it's a bit.... smashy. Maybe one of these days I'll post one that shows better. But not today.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-21 08:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You've got EXACTLY the same measurements as me (36DD-32-38)
Amazed you're a DD - they don't look that big....
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-02-21 08:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, but after the Valentines Boobie thing, cleavage just doesn't cut it anymore...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 08:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donovan MD, I mean this in the nicest possible way:
You Bastard.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-21 07:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He looks like he stepped out of 'Top Gun'. Why have him when you can have someone who refers to himself as "Mr. Mysterioso?"
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 07:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
too late, Feij. I've already sold myself to this fine piece: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60110 because he's got this: http://img206.exs.cx/img206/8944/abs6vu.jpg and I want it.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-21 07:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... a redhead AND you have a sexy foriegn accent?! I'll pay four- no, FIVE DOLLARS for you. I'll let you sleep in the closet.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-21 07:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello, my name is zakalwe. Will you be my sex slave?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-21 07:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why you are a liar:
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
BongZilla... all I have to say to that is... BRILLIANT!
if you get that, then this auction will be officially closed.
__________________________________
but im just giving you shit. no hard feeling;s. Im drunk and im awesome owoo woo!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-21 06:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right that's it, I'm definitely getting my tits out!
hubba hubba.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-21 06:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 23:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOO!! Fuck Ya!!
Take that fagbots!!
By the way Cookie, there's something you should know about me. I like sex in the butt.
I hope your cool with that.
==================================
We all know I'm the real weiner......*ahem* winner
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-21 05:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ye gods!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 05:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 05:35:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man. I am SO living in the wrong country right now...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-21 04:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah nuts. What the hell am I supposed to do with 1000 disembowled cows and one dead hobo(I didn't like his shoes)? Time to call some school cafeterias. And by the way the surprise in Hamburger Surprise is...chicken.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-21 03:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, you take narcissism to a new level
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hahahaha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-21 03:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're kate winslet?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-21 03:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww bugger. So I arrived after the voting closed, and I didn't even get to show you my tummy! Hmm. There's gotta be something I can do...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent, Donovan. Zoid and I would like to doubleteam you.
--
Split the cost of my ticket to Austin and I'll think about it...heh.
Submitted by Hatch (user info) at 2005-02-21 01:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like pie
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no picture for me
dang
-2, you're pathetic
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent, Donovan. Zoid and I would like to doubleteam you.
Bong, you sore loser... how am I a liar, exactly? I confessed my weakness for sexy bellies.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-21 00:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahh that some bullshit. Who needs rock hard abs when I make more money than you can spend? Boooooo!!!! I can tell you have poor taste, and yes Im a bitter loser.
-BongZilla
-2 for you because youre a liar. heh, got yo ass!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 23:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOO!! Fuck Ya!!
Take that fagbots!!
By the way Cookie, there's something you should know about me. I like sex in the butt.
I hope your cool with that.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 23:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright. The results are in. Despite offers of booze from sexy underage british boys, bags of spiders, animal sacrifice and dead 60's surf-rockers, I have decided on none of the above. I was bribed by rock-hard, lickable abs. As I always am. Because let's just face it, a fetish is a fetish, you guys. And a sexy belly will always win. Especially when it's attached a a hot boy with a killer grin.
Congratulations to DonovanMD, as he now has the dubious pleasure of.. well... me.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 23:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup, antluv. I am.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You like hockey AND T.O? You trying to turn me on or something here?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-20 22:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:54:14 (#)
Ranking: 1
19 year old male, 5'8", 29-30 inch waist. brown (curly, like a jews, but not as gross) hair, hazel/green eyes, no lips, no piercings, enjoys asses that are apparently "made from a mold of perfect". Somewhat bright, witty, and funny. Likes: football (soccer), eating, reading, drinking, smoking, death metal/grindcore/hardcore (not the new shitty kind, but the old-school kind)/punk/any kind of rock shows, and marijuana-induced discussion. Dislikes: washing my clothes (the pants i'm wearing haven't been washed in 6 months), washing dishes, and overly smart people. Medicated schizophrenic, needs LOTS of oral sex to flourish. Given to watching hardcore porn 7 times a week, and yelling at homeless people as they sift through my garbage. Very clumsy. Destresses with marijuana and masturbation.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Too bad I live in Costa Rica.
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It's a bit scary that this guy included his dirty pants and oral sex in the same review. It makes me want him sooooo badly.
*gag*
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll sacrifice 1000 bulls to Aphrodite in your honor. Har har har! Booze induced dain bramage forever!
P.S. I have the stamina of a raging bull. I'm like a cross between the energizer bunny and a jackhammer.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 18:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't tease, Burnsie
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-02-20 18:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can lick my stomach anytime.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yawn. Get your tits out, toots. Nobody cares about your wishes.
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I already did. Go look at the Boobs of Uber post. I believe it's still at the top of the Most Heated list.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:47:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a 13th century serving wench.
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And she can "serve" me any time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a 13th century serving wench.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 06:23:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:43:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
can it, FA. If you don't like it, don't read it.
===
That comment was me being helpful - if you read it back, it only sounds bitchy in the context of the sycophantic Withes of Ubersite "you go girl!" bullshit that has become the norm around here. There's something uneasy about this post - it's pain thinly covered with shits and giggles as an escape clause. I'm saying perhaps you should spend some time thinking about what you can do about that, for your own benefit.
____________
Is it just me or does anyone else feel mentally challenged when reading FilthyAssistant?
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Yes, only because I want her to be the high priestess of my personal wiccan religion.
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Very attractive girl in the pic. Wait. What was the point?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
BongZilla... all I have to say to that is... BRILLIANT!
if you get that, then this auction will be officially closed.
________________________________________________________________
I win. please see below. Sorry bitches, but I'm awesome.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey...
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yawn. Get your tits out, toots. Nobody cares about your wishes.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yes, and Cowboy Bebop? That's an anime. http://www.sonypictures.com/cthe/cowboybebop/ educate yourself, son.
See if I call YOU in the middle of the night and let you giggle at my accent anymore!
humph.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Donovan!! You rotten boy! Go to my room and I'll deal with you later *ahembringthehandcuffsahem*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry guys. I think I'm the self annointed winner!
2/20/2005 2:05:39 AM Rowan DonovanMD TEASE!
2/20/2005 2:05:53 AM DonovanMD Rowan haha, the head board is there for a reason, honey.
2/20/2005 2:06:11 AM Rowan DonovanMD I think I love you....
2/20/2005 2:36:45 AM Rowan DonovanMD I'm ALWAYS good
2/20/2005 2:36:53 AM Rowan DonovanMD *flirty eyelashes*
2/20/2005 2:37:14 AM DonovanMD Rowan hahaha, I bet.
2/20/2005 2:37:26 AM Rowan DonovanMD I have half a mind to call you
2/20/2005 2:37:40 AM Rowan DonovanMD because I want to layin my bed and watch Cowboy Bebop
Now, I'm not sure, but I think when she says "Watch Bowboy Bebop", thats code for something else......
Take it to the bank boys!!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 06:23:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:43:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
can it, FA. If you don't like it, don't read it.
===
That comment was me being helpful - if you read it back, it only sounds bitchy in the context of the sycophantic Withes of Ubersite "you go girl!" bullshit that has become the norm around here. There's something uneasy about this post - it's pain thinly covered with shits and giggles as an escape clause. I'm saying perhaps you should spend some time thinking about what you can do about that, for your own benefit.
____________
Is it just me or does anyone else feel mentally challenged when reading FilthyAssistant?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-20 15:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You, me, my wife, and a bottle of Grey Goose.
Puuuurrrrrr.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Nah. Thanks though!
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i will do filthy things to you
and buy you stuff you don't even know you want
i will make you wake the neighbors
and read you love poems from times that never existed
i will make you sore from head to toe
when we go out i'll make the waiter bring expensive wine
you will not leave my kings sized bed
you will not walk straight for days
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya know, I'd bid my celibacy, but I'm 17, and that's illegal in some states. I'm so sorry.
Submitted by KillWomen (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
19 year old male, 5'8", 29-30 inch waist. brown (curly, like a jews, but not as gross) hair, hazel/green eyes, no lips, no piercings, enjoys asses that are apparently "made from a mold of perfect". Somewhat bright, witty, and funny. Likes: football (soccer), eating, reading, drinking, smoking, death metal/grindcore/hardcore (not the new shitty kind, but the old-school kind)/punk/any kind of rock shows, and marijuana-induced discussion. Dislikes: washing my clothes (the pants i'm wearing haven't been washed in 6 months), washing dishes, and overly smart people. Medicated schizophrenic, needs LOTS of oral sex to flourish. Given to watching hardcore porn 7 times a week, and yelling at homeless people as they sift through my garbage. Very clumsy. Destresses with marijuana and masturbation.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Too bad I live in Costa Rica.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ur hot but you dont have DD's
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-20 11:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a match.
Except I'm married
And I also hate folding laundry and doing dishes, so our house would be a wreck.
I guess I'll just have to dream about it, instead.
Submitted by ugoat (user info) at 2005-02-20 11:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HAD I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
W.B. Yeats (1865-1939)
"He Wishes For the Cloths of Heaven"
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:22:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:36:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is THIS a joke, too?
I'll eat your snatch 4 ways 'til Sunday.
You had me at "hockey".
Oh, and at "36DD".
PS: Also, at "medicated nymphomaniac".
This beared repeating.
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Shlongy, you take narcissism to a new level
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:36:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is THIS a joke, too?
I'll eat your snatch 4 ways 'til Sunday.
You had me at "hockey".
Oh, and at "36DD".
PS: Also, at "medicated nymphomaniac".
This beared repeating.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A medicated nympho who hates folding laundry,,,,,where have you been all my life?
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Likes: cooking
ok, you win, you can come on over
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now see...
Your tits look magnificent there. What the hell happened in that other pic.
DOOPID OPTICAL ILLUSION!!!
I just thought of something. Did I give you the idea for this post when I said I wanted you to be my sugar momma? Cause that offer's still on the table.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A Geena Davis look alike who likes Around The Horn and PTI? I'll stop by the jewelry store on the way over.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sorry, but you're too short. It would be like the Jolly G.G. dating rainbow brite.
...and you couldn't fix that, because I find women who wear three-inch platform sandals/shoes/sneakers are obnoxiously insecure.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-20 07:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can have my willy
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 06:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:43:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
can it, FA. If you don't like it, don't read it.
===
That comment was me being helpful - if you read it back, it only sounds bitchy in the context of the sycophantic Withes of Ubersite "you go girl!" bullshit that has become the norm around here. There's something uneasy about this post - it's pain thinly covered with shits and giggles as an escape clause. I'm saying perhaps you should spend some time thinking about what you can do about that, for your own benefit.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-20 06:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Circe, can I have some of that chocolate?
Wicked case of the munchies and my Doritos are stale.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-20 06:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Exceptionally bright, witty, and funny. Likes: .... reading
- - - -
What's your favorite book of all time?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-20 06:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus, we're all bitchy the last few days. Have we started PMS-ing in sync?
I bid chocolate, Midol, red wine and a hot water bottle.
Actually, fuck bidding them. I'm giving them out for free.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-20 05:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't we all say "want me, want me" to the crowds EVERY SINGLE TIME we post on Uber?
Cookie rocks. She doesn't *need* to do this to get her attention, but maybe she felt like it. Y'know, for shit and giggles. And hey, if people can post what they like, let her get on with it. If you don't like it, leave your ranking and move along the bus, please.
Cut the girl some slack.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-20 05:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy is right though.
I don't know your situation at all, but when you get to the point of deciding to list your traits on the internet for the sole person of attention, you're really just saying "want me, want me" to the crowds.
From the way you've described yourself I don't envision you as the type of person who would need to do this. You shouldn't need ubersite for you to know that their are people who would kill for a girl like you. So this would make me think this is either a "i'm really depressed right now so I need a self esteem boost" or "i'm better than you, look at me!".
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-02-20 05:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My hair is slightly red as well but it looks a lot better on girls. I'd bid but my money is all tied up at the moment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can it, FA. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you read this back yet and pondered whether it's time to get a little self-respect?
It'll happen.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 reviews rotfl!!!
You're pretty hot too...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for using that picture of you that I think is hot.
I bid...free back rubs and the occassional foot rub. Can I offer you a sen-soo-al may-sahj?
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you unlimited access to myself. That probably only counts for like $0.10, but it's all I've got right now.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now....
This is where is is...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote a long fuckng response to that and had it erased when my drunk ass pressed the wrong button.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, I made a silly post begging for attention. Drop it please. It's none of your business.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie....
Now that's funny. I think you just DID POST ABOUT IT.
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit. ETS. i was supposed to email you forever ago.
goddamn.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know what I need. I need for you to NOT put my personal lif eon the internet. Shut up now, Brad. If I wanted everyone to know, I'd POST about it.
Submitted by icarus9mm (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sure. but it has to be a threesome with my girl.
i'll allow it.
everyone else, go here: http://spacefed.com/gc/?in=198146
sign the fuck up to give me money.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen man...you can think that I dont know, and you're right. I don't know shit. Never have. Never will. All i know is a projection of what I am and what I've been through. Don't know if it fits you guys or not. I have no real idea. I know this....
You are lonely. You need something, and you don't really know what it is. I hope you find it.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What did you honestly expect from an 18 year old dude, trying to find his way in the chaos that is this world?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS, you shut the fuck up as you have absolutely NO clue what the4 fuck you're talking about.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(yea, of course I'm drunk...)
relationships over the internet are an excercise in precision and delicacy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Relationships long distance are enven more difficult.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen...
Relationships are difficult.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the Scottish accent, Cookie, my friend. Always mention the Scottish accent. That's just hotness right there.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, yea, that was harsh. We are, after all, human.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's no wonder he dumped your ass.
I am sorry, girl, but this.......
c'mon, man. Seriously. Has your life become a strip club?
If so, just show us idiots where to place the dollars.
Bradradamus says: "you are worth waaaay more than this, and this attempt at HIS attention will only serve to deepen the gulf that now exists between you."
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for redheads...I would bid, but my wife wouldn't let me keep you, she's funny that way.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh. I feel so wanted.
MSN it is.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tee hee... I know, Jermany. It's been a crazy night
Donovan: pick your poison, hotstuff.
AIM: tinkerbell82380
Yahoo msgr: tinkerbell82380
MSN: tinkerbell82380.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie, you're a nut.
..just to let you know.
Have a great night.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Message you how, as in your valliepie email?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well I'm not a stars fan, so we'll work around it. MESSAGES, SIR!!!
I must scrub my panties on that washboard....
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I dont live in Texas.......
In fact, I live in Edmonton. And the Dallas Stars are the Oilers arch rivals.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOW
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RIGHT
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
right now
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shnikes.... uh.... you need to message me.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Belly pics eh Cookie? I only have one, and its from about a year ago, but I havent changed much. However I wont dye my hair. Sandy Blonde and blue eyes is me.
http://img206.exs.cx/img206/8944/abs6vu.jpg
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know what I've got for you, Tim... you sexy giant, you
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to offer you the world, but then you're no good to me medicated. You're dreamy..
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What about me!?
*sobs*
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy crap y'all were bored. how ever wil I choose? Donovan... if you'll let me dye your hair and then move to Texas, you may win. But I dun like blondes. I'm drawn to the offer of the dead beach boy and bag of spiders.... but Lyric... you minx.... we may need to snuggle. I shall ponder this!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So pretty.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bid my wife.
No seriously, I'd be happy to sit in the corner and watch you two have fun.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My undying devotion, if that damn valentine ever gets here?
Nah, I wouldn't want that either.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Saturday night and I'm alone by myself. I'm about to order in a pizza and watch Shaun of the Dead for the 50th time. So I bid, half a pizza and couch space!
Yay!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously though, i bet my left foot. the whole thing, right up to the knee.
oh, and a half-eaten bag of reese's pieces.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i see here that you don't play videogames. hmm. yes, thats um, somewhat interesting.
NEXT!
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
although i would never pay money for company, i would for charity. which charity is this going to? im not winning this bid just to give you money :)
you should have posted a pic or two of the product of said perfect mold :)
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like a girl I used to date in college, where are you from, generally speaking.....
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that I want to butter you up and use you like a Slip'N'Slide?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and as for bidding..... I bid one picture of me in a sexy pose. And that pose is.............
........
My back to the camera.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Destresses with bubble wrap, you say??
I got y'all beat: http://www.ubersite.com/m/38220
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I raise my bid. To two bottles of babysham and some nude pictures of Manicmother she sent me whilst high on crack.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have drugs. Sweet, sweet drugs.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:37:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll Throw my hat into the ring as long as you get off that Nympho medication...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see your boobies are the same size in this pic.
Submitted by Delora (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will give you a +2 just because I am a fellow red head. Kinda creepy because it's just about the same color. (; And no, I don't want to bid. Goodluck.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bid... my red braces! (The elastic type for holding up pants, not the sort for teeth).
I don't expect to win, but c'mon, you gotta admit, red braces are pretty funky.
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-19 21:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're adorable, A hottie like you shouldn't be slumming on a website looking for love...
But, I do have 35$ and half a bottle of don juan.
wanna fuck?