Lonely Brownhead, seeks luvvin (842 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.38 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mike <mike.elias17.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-19 18:48:26 EST
I'm bored and feeling in need of attention. So I have decided to put myself up for auction, of sorts. Secretly, I'm hoping for a bidding war. I've just gotten my heart ripped out, and I needs me a woman to help soothe the pain. So, without further ado, I give you.... me.
** year old male, 5'10", measuring N/A-30-dunno. Dark brown hair, olive green eyes, full lips, has an ass that was apparently "made from a mold of perfect". Exceptionally bright, witty, and funny. Likes: baseball, Jon Stewart, flirting, reading, rollercoasters, chocolate, rock n roll, and lively discussion. Dislikes: folding laundry, emptying the dishwasher, and stupid people. Sexually aware quasi-virgin, wants LOTS of physical attention and direct sunlight to flourish. Given to watching Sex and the City whenever I want, and yelling at G.W. Bush. Arrogant but funny, and known to spontaneously want to dance. Destresses with aloof women.
How mAny takers?
User Reviews
Submitted by stinkowicz (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the pen cap kills...so pimp
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up, you hot piece of underage sex.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh come on. Its *all* about the pen top here.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:16:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps the fagiest picture on Uber to date.
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Oh, please. There's no fucking way this tops Sideburns's mirror picture....
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Oooo.. Good call, good call.
I had forgotten about that pic, 1000 thank yous for reminding me. *gag*
HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE UNENDING HOMOSEXUALITY OF MY CAMWHORE?????
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTENTION GHEY MENZ.
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps the fagiest picture on Uber to date.
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Oh, please. There's no fucking way this tops Sideburns's mirror picture....
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Oooo.. Good call, good call.
I had forgotten about that pic, 1000 thank yous for reminding me. *gag*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I take that back.
This post sucks.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The pen cap is a nice touch...
Submitted by madnessdance (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
elvis meets sean connery(james bond years).....hmmm, that is some poofy hair you got there
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got a James Dean/Sylvester Stallone thing going on. Jury's still out on whether or not that's a good thing...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Opportunistic...
Timely.....
Genius.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:51:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps the fagiest picture on Uber to date.
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Oh, please. There's no fucking way this tops Sideburns's mirror picture....
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That picture will NEVER stop haunting him. NEVER.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:06:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps the fagiest picture on Uber to date.
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Oh, please. There's no fucking way this tops Sideburns's mirror picture....
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now that's satire.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sexually aware quasi-virgin= FAG
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-02-19 22:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps the fagiest picture on Uber to date.
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-02-19 21:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like someone I know...
Mom?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That pencap is HOT
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:35:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a joke?
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Yes, and a bad one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-19 20:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a joke?
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is getting old.
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
utbrit422: If I'M lucky enough? let's not forget who's choosing who here.
On the other hand, let it be known that three, four, five, six-somes etc are good propaganda.
Submitted by utbrit422 (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so my friend and I are both sitting here and agreed that we'd both do you... maybe even at the same time if you're lucky enough. ;)
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Elvis? That you?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, no bid from me till I see the WHOLE package.
Thank God beauty is only a light switch away.
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're all welcome to send me pics and details--'specially you, stardamage.
mike.elias17.at.gmail.com
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, Pepsi's comment made me crack up.
I chew pen caps too - I think this is a match made in heaven.
Submitted by Pepsi (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice photo, young man. Your expression calls for a bubble pipe and tweed jacket.
Submitted by mybrainisawaffle (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do it.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets have sex. Right now.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
take that pen lid out of your mouth before you swallow it
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-19 19:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and me, watching in the corner...
quasi-virgin?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-19 18:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You, me and a pound of butter.
That's all I'm saying.