Maddox is writing a book! (1621 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.69 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jarvis (View user info) at 2005-02-19 23:26:26 EST
That's right kids, Maddox is writing his own book. It's going to be so kick ass, you'll fuckin' do your doctorates thesis on it. That's if you make it to graduate school, which you won't, because you'll drop out of school to read this kick ass book.
Maddox says the book will be published by Kensington Books and will be 144 pages. 144?! That's a gross! It comes out next March and Maddox has yet to determine that the title will be. I'm sure it'll awesome!
If you want more info and to be able to sign up for a mailing list then visit the link below. There's also a hilarious FAQ on the page too.
CLICK IT NOW BITCH!
http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=book
User Reviews
Submitted by Practice (user info) at 2005-07-27 03:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maddox kicks ass...
Submitted by Winchester (user info) at 2005-04-03 05:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow dumbass, we had no idea!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-25 01:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a fuck he sold out a year ago
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No shit.
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you care about ratings so much. Here is another for you.
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-24 14:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a terrible rating on this post. Here is another -2 to help you out.
Jarvis: MRGF..MUBBLE..muckACK *Cough* *Sputter*
Dont talk with your mouth full, bitch
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-20 21:14:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't he working on a comic a while ago?
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yes.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-20 21:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't he working on a comic a while ago?
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
C'mon guys Jervis is merly just letting anyone whos interested (and many people are) that hasn't visted his site in a while, give him a break. If you don't like Maddox why did you even bother to click this post? It's not directed at you.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I happened upon Maddox before I found Ubersite or Bored at Work. From an Uber perspective, if Maddox was a poster here, I think others would probably outshine him. Who knows, he might not be able to take -2dies and have a mental breakdown like everyone else.
However, a lot of his stuff over the years has been funny, and he's certainly done something interesting with his Internet connection. That's more than a lot of people can say.
I'm not going to buy his book but I'm also not going to use this an excuse to bash someone I've never met or talked to that's managed to make me laugh a couple of times. If anyone on Uber announced they had gotten a book deal from their posts on Uber, I'd be pretty impressed.
Good for him, I say.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of you sound utterly foolish. For all this "death to maddox" rhetoric, there are a number of, dare i say, "pussies," who are afraid to admit they enjoy reading his articles.
This makes sense if you consider that this behavior is the kind that maddox, himself espouses--the "i'm great, everything else sucks" model.
Guess what, you're not great. many of you that came here did so because you wanted to add your own rants, and learned quickly that you couldn't do them as well...simply because your imitation was void of the wit and color--or implied sincerity Maddox uses.
i won't say that all his stuff is steller; but, considering the body of his work, he has a lot more talent then some of you "har, har peener" writers who think poorly titled, blank posts are funnny. in fact, those posts are a sign that you can't find the words that maddox...or other talented uber writers...use and out of frustration attack the medium, with tantrum-filled vapidness.
that's all blank posts are. tantrums. Everytime i see one i laugh at how pathetic the author is. Someone who can't string a sentance--let alone a story--together.
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"oh god, damn it. nobody reviewed my awesome story about meatballs and chicken wings. I'll show them! WHERE'S my alter account.
"hmmmm, title? I know!
"When I grow up!
"haha, that will show them....ohhh wait, i'll post it again with "revised." that's fucking histerical!"
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Stop all your whiney crap. Don't bitch about Maddox for the sake of it. if you hate him, explain why. jealous cunts.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Old people being yelled at.
Children being thrown out of buildings.
Stuck up liberal arts majors discovering what my fist tastes like.
Lumber jacks wrestling sharks.
Giant piles of lesbians eating beef jerky and/or playing video games.
Exploding dinosaurs.
Zombies slammed into wood chippers.
Small animals being punted over a fence.
People getting kicked in the mouth.
god damn it i love that guy
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So how many times are you going to get off to it before you realize that no one gives a shit?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you probably could read stuff on the internet, or in a book for that matter, much easier if you took your head out of maddox's ass.
keep sucking that teet.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think maddox isn't as good as he used to be.... but I'll read the book anyway.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
144 pages? That's not a book. That's a booklet.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking awesome.
I admire him and the way he has gone about things.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
trend
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 10:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, but I don't give a fuck. Come again.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:51:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maddox sucks, I'm sorry, but only a few of his articles were any good. The rest were shit, and he only writes about 4 a year anymore just so he can keep his T-Shirt sales up.
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and i own his anti-vegetarian shirt (x2)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm buying it
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-20 09:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess there are three kinds of Maddox readers...
People who get it and think it's funny.
People who don't get it and fucking hate it. (Subgrouping of people who hate it solely for the following group)
People who don't get it at all and find it fucking hilarious, then tell everyone how awesome Maddox is.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maddox sucks, I'm sorry, but only a few of his articles were any good. The rest were shit, and he only writes about 4 a year anymore just so he can keep his T-Shirt sales up.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If anybody cared, they would probably have seen it on his site already anyway. There is no need to tell us.
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maddox swears. How immature. Everyone needs to grow up and stop taking notice of any valid points he makes.
Peener.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-02-20 08:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Maddox is a cunt.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-20 03:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Referring to somebody as a bitch is both hilarious and original. Well done.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ooh ooh
I wanna thro my $ away!!
ooh ooh ooh
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, if we cn just figure out why this website sucks....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OF COURSE HE IS!
The stupid son of a bitch finall realized his market potential! DUH!
Why do yo think his website has sucked lately?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who?
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-20 01:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought his announcement would be that he was gonna stop writing. Good thing it was just a book he was talking about.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Maddox sucks. When you grow pubes, you'll understand.
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, we saw it on his site man...
you get an A for effort.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-02-20 00:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:47:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody says they found out about ubersite from "maddox."
i've honestly never been to that website
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You're not missing much.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How about you suck his prick? That would kick ass.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody says they found out about ubersite from "maddox."
i've honestly never been to that website
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on good faith that this is sarcastic.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YIPPEEE!!!!
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me hazard a guess at the title.
"The best book in the universe" Yet another uninspired shit heap from a bitter twisted man.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Go build an oil rig. Then I'll be impressed, asshole."
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh sorry. Was I supposed to care?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-19 23:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOO FUCKIN HOO