Worse Then a Gunshot (483 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.3 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Howie Felter <imwillywonka.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-20 12:54:24 EST
I must regrettably thank my parents for inspiring this one...
I sit in complete darkness,
Surrounded by nothingness.
Alone in my den,
Away from pain.
Or so I thought.
That's when I hear it.
It cuts through my brain.
My body shakes and shivers.
I feel so weak.
I'm dying.
The worst sound to the ears of a teen.
A giggle.
But no ordinaty giggle.
This is the giggle of a mother in passion.
Why did they chose tonight??
I curl into a ball,
Crying myself away from my home.
My mind is corrupted.
Why was I conceived?
Why must I hear the reenactment?
I try to think of anything else.
Hockey, baseball, darkness, moon, picnic,
Blanket, covers, sheets, mother, mating...
ARRRRRRRRRRRRG!
Tomorrow morning will be worse.
I must lock eyes with the one night porn star,
And call her mom.
Never again will my breakfast taste so poor.
I would rather wake up
To the sound of a gunshot.
User Reviews
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A swing...and a miss!
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-20 20:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I sit in complete darkness,
Surrounded by nothingness.
Alone in my den,
Away from pain.
Or so I thought."
Dracula?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-20 19:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
learn to spell. And stop wacking to your mom.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-20 17:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Uber poetry.
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-02-20 16:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol you fucking losers. Come back and post after you go back to school to get a high school diploma...maybe then you'll know something about good poetry. Christ almighty.
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Admit it. You were jerking off while listening to your mothers screams of extasy as I pounded her with my mighty meatstick between her shaking thighs. Admit it you sick pervert.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-20 14:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet she even farts!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick to one post a day, you fucking shitforbrains.
Or none.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get over it. Your mom is human, dumbass.
Submitted by DemonJack (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh sorry, we thought you were already asleep, but your mom is such a howler when taking it from behind. I can help you with the gunshot.
Submitted by DifferentTrains (user info) at 2005-02-20 13:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I liked it... needed a little more pizaz, but hey, what the hell can I say?
Oh wait...
-2 DIE!!1