Thanks Bill, That's another generation fucked. (644 hits)
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Submitted by <Calios> (View user info) at 2005-02-21 09:36:41 EST
It seems Microsoft have taken it upon themselves to poison another generation with leet.
Sure it was funny for a little while way back when, But seriously, Come on. It's over.
(Except MegaTokyo. It's still cool.)
And it's not what you would think either. It's not the most recent generation.
Still in the crib or just on their way to grade school.
There will be no Tickle Me Elmo sprouting the sentence
"OMG TH47 TiC|<L3S HAHAHAHA J00 PWN3D M3 F00!!1ONE!".
There will be no Etch-A-Sketch with the @ symbol as an optional stamp.
They have instead targeted Random J. leeters parents.
Thanks Bill, you fucktard.
And you know they will start using it too, just to fuck with their kids heads.
Parents using leetspeak are sad like grandmothers who rap.
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-06-22 22:34:28 EDT (#)
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That's pretty fucked how this ended up on B@W
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/leetspeak.mspx
But this post from around a year before didn't.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-28 04:56:35 EST (#)
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mickeysoft nuked this link...
can be found on archive.org/wayback machine
http://web.archive.org/web/20050318063218/http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh man, this brings back memories of my old gaming clan...
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rules of grammar are rarely obeyed.
BORN 2 B WILD
Submitted by GrandsonOfGod (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Go Mega Tokyo!
And B33R!!
W00t!
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:15:12 EST (#)
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HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE NAME OF THE RAPPING GRANNY!
BASTARD!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My fave...
"pron": An anagram of "porn," possibly indicating the use of pornography.
Using the word porn to talk about pornography???
NO WAY YADONTSAY!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it will look funny as hell though when some parent puts "PWN3D" on top of his kid's spelling test on the fridge.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
back still hurts like hell
"Duffman can't walk!
ohno!!"
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pesky microsoft spoling all the fun
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for "sad like grandmothers who rap."
Submitted by Shmeddie (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How's the back?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 09:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MS Babykill