I'm Not Dead, You Idiots (834 hits)
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Submitted by Hunter S. Thompson (View user info) at 2005-02-21 09:57:16 EST
It's all just an elaborate experiment that I contrived to slap the sheep of the world in their faces. My death is a fake. In fact, I have a racquetball appointment at 1:30 with Kurt Cobain, where we shall speak of many deep, intellectual, angsty things while tripping our faces off on Robitussin.
Happy Presidents Day
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-10-08 08:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-22 21:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed at
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:24:27 (#)
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I want "-2 Dead" on my tombstone.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-22 21:00:51 EST (#)
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+2 for Robitussin
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-02-22 20:49:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:10:57 EST (#)
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thought I'd check to see if I was maybe aruging with the next great mind...
seems I wasn't.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:33:03 EST (#)
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FTA,
He's an alter of a fucktard.
Nuff said.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:17:14 EST (#)
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Surprising... a n00b like you saying the number of hits is what counts?
Wow. You don't know the meaning of shit.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:15:17 EST (#)
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Good idea. Next time, I'll trry that, Tardo.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:13:03 EST (#)
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Why don't you just have him sniffing rubber cement and figuring out his wee wee!!! Jesus you Fuck Tard!
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:08:52 EST (#)
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die.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:02:11 EST (#)
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Go Nixon!!!!!!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:57:28 EST (#)
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Raquetball? Robitussin? Kurt Cobain? Are you trying to insult Hunter?
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:27:14 EST (#)
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Simpistically alright.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:22:58 EST (#)
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I have no idea what I'm gonna keep doing.
but seeing as how you have millions of them, who knows.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:53:27 EST (#)
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Is Nixon tripping balls on the Tuss too?
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:48:58 EST (#)
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Great detective work, inspector fatass. Next, are you going to accuse me of offing jimmy hoffa? Did I kidnap the Lindbergh baby? Am I Jack the Ripper, Pickle Smoocher?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:29:00 EST (#)
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Want an oddity?
Notice that these two (with very few exceptions) reply almost back to back?
Hm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:20:01 EST (#)
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This is better than I first thought.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:17:50 EST (#)
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See. You're lying again. We all know that you like the cock. You couldn't handle a woman as hot as mine, VirginBoy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:14:53 EST (#)
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It's not nap time yet, your wife isn't here yet.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:06:27 EST (#)
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And so do you, sweet-tits.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:04:51 EST (#)
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Nixon sucks.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:41:10 EST (#)
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Sounds like it's time for your nap jay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:36:57 EST (#)
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Go play with yourself while waiting for a flush.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:24:27 EST (#)
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I want "-2 Dead" on my tombstone.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:19:56 EST (#)
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As much as I hate "Fear and loathing...", this post is just not in good taste, unless good taste is -2 DIE!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:19:29 EST (#)
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wow. that was *swallow* amazing.
Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:13:15 EST (#)
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jgreening: if i wanted to hear you sing, I'd give you a quarter.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:12:12 EST (#)
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i want to karate chop that guy in the armpits.
but i'm glad i don't havce work todayu :-D
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:10:56 EST (#)
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Why am I not suprised that the alter of an ass is the first to do this?
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:10:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:00:38 (#)
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I was wondering who was going to do this first.
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I agree.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:05:46 EST (#)
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yay
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 10:00:38 EST (#)
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I was wondering who was going to do this first.