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Heir to the Macabre (399 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by THE MASKED MACABRE <themaskedmacabre.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-21 11:51:09 EST


HAVE YOU EVER TASTED THE ROTTING FLESH OF YOUR KING?
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED THE SURGE, THE POWER, THE INEXPLICAPLE TRUTH THAT IS THE MACABRE?

YOU ARE NEXT IN LINE TO TAKE THE THRONE.
THERE YOU WILL FEED ON THE SCRAPS OF YOUR DYING KINGDOM.
AND WHEN HUMANITY REACHES ROCK BOTTOM,
IT WILL BE THE PERFECT FOUNDATION FOR THEIR REVOLT!

THEN *YOU* SHALL BE CONSUMED!
AND ONLY THROUGH THIS SACRIFICE CAN YOU FULLY REALIZE THE SENSATIONAL VIGOR THAT IS THE MACABRE!

FOR IF YOU SIMPLY FEED FROM THE FLESH OF OTHERS
YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED.
FOR THE DARKNESS WOULD CONSUME YOU INSTEAD

YOU HAVE TASTED THE MACABRE,
YOU HAVE TASTED THE TRUTH,
BUT YOU HAVE NOT TRULY EXPERIENCED IT!

THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
SHOWERING YOU IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR NECESSARY SACRIFICE
WITHOUT THIS SACRIFICE YOU WILL BE TORTURED TO NO END IN THE WORLD OF THE MACABRE

YOU MUST *BECOME* THE MACABRE,
OR YOU WILL BE HAUNTED FOR ALL ETERNITY.

YOU COULD BE KING OF AN EMPIRE OF DARKNESS
YOU COULD BE A GOD!
BUT WITHOUT GIVING YOURSELF TO THE BRUTAL SACRIFICE,
YOU WILL FADE LIKE A GHOST
TRAPPED INSIDE DARKNESS
TO BE BLINDLY BEATEN AND TORTURED
NEVER KNOWING THE TRUE MEANING OF THE MACABRE

IT WILL BLIND YOU WITH THE TRUTH
IT WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH THE TRUTH
IT WILL RAPE YOU WITH THE TRUTH
AND YOU SHALL ALWAYS CRAVE IT
BUT NEVER *KNOW* IT
AND YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS WILL SEIZURE IN A FIT OF WITHDRAWL FOR ALL ETERNITY

COME!
DEVOUR YOUR MASTER!
YOU ARE CARNIVOROUS TO BECOME HEIR,
HEIR TO THE WORLD OF THE MACABRE!

BECOME THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!


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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!



except posts in all caps make baby jebus cry and we cant have that going on...

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW

Submitted by skweetis (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This series is starting to get really good.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're boring now.

It's no longer worth the effort to click anymore of your posts.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

tastes like broccoli.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The only thing scary about your macabre posts is that you keep submitting them. Let it go man, it's okay, she loved you.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

See, this isn't annoying or anything, it's just fucking dumb...

Submitted by MeanderingPoet (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love being raped by the truth


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT

Submitted by Not_Fade_Away (user info) at 2005-02-21 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice Fingerpainting, Chad.


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