Uberpoll: hidden101 or Andre Agassi? (984 hits)
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Submitted by RamJetMax <Red4DSC.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-21 12:04:14 EST
Agassi:
Turned Tennis Pro at age 16
Married Brooke Shields (use her then loose her)
Internationally celebrity
Multi Millionaire
Hidden101:
Camwhores himself while furiously masturbating (http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854)
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You like how agassi's eyes are smart and sober....
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Agassi: Immigrated to the U.S. because he prefered to live here.
Hidden: Wants to leave because he is ashamed to be American.
Hmmmmm... I do like Pussies, but not that kind.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to draw him.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-21 17:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how this post has devolved into a crap-slinging contest...you boys should be more polite to Schlongy, he is the East Coast's premier ball-washer!
Grateful mens and boys from all over the East Coast look to Schlongy to keep their balls clean and white!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*kiss*
I love you, Caul. All fun and fluffy like a thought-bunny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's your obsession with trannies? I've see many. They seem like cool people. Hell, some are even gorgeous...until you hear their voices. Is it because you haven't seen your dick for the past decade that you feel animosity toward transexuals?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blame him, Caul. He's the one who have pictures of himself getting shot in the eye with he/she jizz.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:52:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
How else can you explain the picture attached that showed you sucking a tranny off?
Seriously, if you let someone ELSE tape that, you're sicker than I thought.
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I read those two sentences and they depleted my sense of humor forever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You and Carrot Top are two hilarious motherfuckers.
PS> Carrot Top has never been even considered remotely funny.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How else can you explain the picture attached that showed you sucking a tranny off?
Seriously, if you let someone ELSE tape that, you're sicker than I thought.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Buahahahaha...Yeah. Right.
Someone like ME would be e-mailing YOU.
Keep dreaming, Lardo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure spend a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of time on lil' ol' insignifigant me.
If I was lower than onions, why don't I see HUNDREDS of things from you bashing onions, calling then "pasty fucks who smell bad"?
Get over it and understand that I didn't mind your obsession with me.
Sure, it's creepy that you sent me an e-mail about the shrine at the foot of your bed, but I figured it was just soemone going through a phase.
But then you sent me your foreskin FedEx, and that was disturbing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Fatso- shut your fat, crumb-riddled face.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't hate jgeening, either. He's too insignificant to "hate". For example, I hate "onions". jgreening doesn't even rate as high as "onions" on the world-wide scale of things that matter.
I just think he sucks even worse than you do, Caul.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:10:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren- Shlongy is pleased to say that he has never even had as much as a crab, except for the all you can eat Crab Legs at Aunt Chiladas.
"Disease free beaver only " is my motto.
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never had as much as a crab.
But he has had, clap, drip, ringworm from the dog down the street, the G, "They're not warts, they're love ridges", etc etc etc.
And spanky, at least I can think of something more original than "fatso", ya dumb fucking poleskinner.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:10:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren- Shlongy is pleased to say that he has never even had as much as a crab,
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You could have genital warts or herpes and never know until you have an outbreak.
Maybe you should get tested after all those prostitutes who sat on your dick at the poker table.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Frogmen? That made my heart melt like your wife face.
Seriously buddy, just because you say you're playing poker with trillion dollar bills while banging porno stars none-stop, doesn't mean we'll believe you.
The only thing you have proved so far is that you are as tall as my 11 years old cousin and probably wimpier. And you're an old fart on the prowl for some long awaited pussy. And what better place than the Internet to do that when you lack the looks, the personality and bear a curdled penis?
Jgreening - don't suggest you're on my side. I probably hate you more than shlongy does.
Well no, you wouldn't emote such a strong feeling in me...let's say I just think you suck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren- Shlongy is pleased to say that he has never even had as much as a crab, except for the all you can eat Crab Legs at Aunt Chiladas.
"Disease free beaver only " is my motto.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy -
"Do I have to remind you that I was with more women before I was 21 then you'll be with in your entire life? "
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He didn't mean "infected with venerial diseases" Shlongy, because you don't actually have to be *with* more than 1 woman to infect a whole slew of them... xoxo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 13:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fatso- Just to let you know...you're not witty, clever or remotely humorous.
I know what you're going for there...a "cut"...a "dig"...a "Put-down". But you suck at it.
You're 0 for life. Stick to eating and leave the comedic cutting wit to the experts.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:24:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:08:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I'll vote for the one who has had actual sex with actual women.
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So you're not voting for you?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:34:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarious, Caul.
Do I have to remind you that I was with more women before I was 21 then you'll be with in your entire life?
I don't? Well, yoo late.
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shlongy, tranny's and pre-ops don't count!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In my 455 Rocket
The kind the police drive
I could hardly wait just to take my turn
She was made for the straightaway
She grew up hating Chevrolets
She's a Rocket
She was made to burn
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
AKA Mr Potato Head
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks sure can be deceiving to the ignorant frogmen, I guess.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure you did shlongy. I mean, at 5'4" and 130 lbs and those illusions of grandeur, you were surely the most popular guy in school.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hilarious, Caul.
Do I have to remind you that I was with more women before I was 21 then you'll be with in your entire life?
I don't? Well, yoo late.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:08:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I'll vote for the one who has had actual sex with actual women.
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So you're not voting for you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 12:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I'll vote for the one who has had actual sex with actual women.