One of the good things about being a man - We don't back away from a challenge. (919 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.73 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MrTrottenReats<thebrokenboy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-21 18:20:12 EST
She's yours, I know that, you know that. Ok, find someone else? Could do. Or take her from you. I like a challenged. I've seen something I want. I usually get what I want. I'm like that.
I lie, I cheat and I steal.
It's tough enough as it is getting a girl, even harder getting a girl with a boyfriend. But I usually get what I want and you're not going to stop me.
Don't be mad at me if She leaves you for me. I mean, it's not my fault I'm a better guy than you. It's not my fault I make her laugh, whilst you make her cry, you try and control her. I remember the first time we spoke. You were asking questions about me, you were asking my cousin if I was "big".
My cousins answer was simple. "He's got bigger cousins, if you know what I mean"
When he says bigger, he means 3 cousins all taller than 6 3" and would snap your skinny little body like a twig.
You tried to worn me off. She's taken by you. What did I tell you? "She's not my type of girl" I lied. Any good looking girl, is my type of girl. I've noticed you seem to be trying to control who She speaks to. But you don't know me. You don't know what damage I can do. I can destroy you.
I can take her away from you
*****
Play it cool, be the person the She wants you to be and you're going straight to her heart. Say what She wants to hear, flirt but don't make it obvious. Comment on her looks, but not too much otherwise She'll think your just after sex or something.
Make her laugh, girls like guys who can make them laugh. Of course it's better than making them cry.
You know you are cracking the oh so perfect shell when She flirts back.. It may only be the tiniest thing.. But a tiny crack in the damn can lead to a hole. Then the pressure gets too much and the damn breaks. She breaks. She gives in to me.
Lunch. Just the two of us. A perfect opportunity to show her what I am really like. No, not the lying, cheating scum bag that I know I am. But the actor, the sweet talking guy who makes her laugh, makes her smile. Makes her want you.
Makes her want you. Not Him. She forgets about Him. You're all She can think about, you know you're worming your way deeper, further inside her mind.
She falls asleep thinking of you. Not Him.
*****
I know it may well be disrespectful or something to take another guys girlfriend. But you only live once right? You want to be able to enjoy life. Well I want to enjoy life with her. So, I'll get her. You watch. She's bored of you. I can tell She wants something new. New lips. New eyes. New hair. New person.
But what about when She finds out the real me? What is the real me? I've tried to be so many thing I don't know who or what I am anymore.
But I'll be the perfect gentlemen, as I said, tell her what She wants to hear, give her what She wants but doesn't get from Him and She's yours.
Mission Complete? Maybe.
I don't know yet. Read up and you will see I mentioned having lunch. Thats tomorrow. 11 Hours and 56 Minutes at the time of writing.
I don't expect for her to fall into my arms, telling me how much She wants me, no.
But I'll just be chipping away at that oh-so-indestructible wall you two seem to have built. I've exposed the weak points.
Now it's time to spread like a virus, take advantage of the weaknesses. In the animal kingdom. The ones that always survive are always the strongest. If that means fighting off competition, I will do it, I'll be the one holding your hand, kissing your lips.
Telling you I love you.
Tell you who I really am.
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On another note:
In one of my previous posts I mentioned this girl I met, how hot she was and how I was falling for her, anyway.. we ended up going out for a while, in the end I couldn't take it anymore. I broke up with her because She splt lyk dis al da tyme wen she wus ritin txt msgs an on msn LOL!Z!eleven!11
anyway, She's now a model, can you imagine how pissed I am at myself? The picture is her.
User Reviews
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-22 17:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does it matter that she's a model now? You can still say you used to date a model. And you don't actually have to hang around her annoying ass to get the street cred for having done it.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-22 15:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That chick looks like Ms. Piggy in France.
unless you burnt your bridges with her, I would date one of her model friends.
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What a prick. Funny stuff.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks like a dude
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2005-02-22 12:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Her...pants...Feel like...I'm falling...into...space...can't...look...away...*vomit*
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything above the last set of asterisks was good, but the end wasn't great, so +1.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-21 23:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that looks like a dude
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and don't try to flame me.
you're an ametuer.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dude, you said your sister was 'fair game'.
stfu, get a life outside of pretending to be a pimp on an online forum, throw away your AD&D dice, and stop listening to ICP.
those bumps won't go away just from scrubbing. you need to go see a doctor.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you have a sligh obsession with 8 year old girls. In your first post you said something about an 8 year old girl.
Wouldnt it fit when you tried raping her?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i know you couldn't take an 8 year old girl even if you had a lollypop dick.
what do you know?
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and what would you know you cocksucking bitch?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You shagged Vaness Amaorosi. +1 for not throwing up.
http://vanessaamorosi.ozhosting.com/release/
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a pussy. you couldn't take an 8 year old girl even if you had a lollypop dick.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah +2 my own post woo hardcore.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Only -1 because it's well written. Nonetheless, your attitudes are disrespectful and shallow.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, golly.
Not the OU mistake... dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN ...again.
Forgive me for typing fast enough that in my head, I just hit OU.
dOUche.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 19:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice spelling job there, Louie Anderson.
Please, throw up a white flag, greening. You're embarrassing yourself. More than usual.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Course, Shlongy has HUGE experience stealing his women.
Mainly from mourges, but that is beside the point.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
I don't think you could steal a chick from anyone other than Screech on "Saved By The Bell", but that's why they call it fiction.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I'll be the first to admit I don't read over my stuff before posting. I've seen a few errors. so I'm sorry for that.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her....
IN the pooper.
Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That woman looks like a man.
All the models I know aren't super attractive in person.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-21 18:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an asshole.
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But this is good stuff. Some grammar stuff, but good material.