This fucking sucks (721 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.7 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PrescriptionX (View user info) at 2005-02-21 20:05:42 EST
Just got a "dear john" over the phone from this girl i liked more than anything... this leads me to some introspective thought. Here's some pointers on how not to f*ck up a (long distance) relationship with someone you really like (or love, whatever):
1. Speed, keep it f*cking slow, let it develop on it's own. Especially if it's long distance, no planning plane trips, or buying tickets (oops there goes 60hours of my life working those off, thank you VISA for making this debt possible).
2. Don't ask her out over the phone, this is cowardly and just plain won't work. Even if she is thousands of miles away, wait until next you see her, otherwise it's f*cked up... Plus you asking her out over the phone isn't going to "save" her for you, so dont even bother.
3. Calling cards, use em, that way you aren't putting up one of your nuts as collateral at the bank to pay off phone bills.
4. Don't be a creep, don't call her more than she calls you, this is a good rule, it keeps you from being clingy and doesn't make her feel smothered.
5. Keep getting laid, celibacy... f*ck that sh*t, I was true to her for months, had every opportunity right under my nose but took "the high road" instead. Once again, f*ck that sh*t.
6. Don't punch things, it helps, but it's more painful afterwards because you've got the internal pain mixed with the external... *
Always remember tho...
"Beer is for good times, liquour is for easing pain, when you start mixing them it means you're an alcoholic" - Me
And for all the people who say I'm a chump after reading this, go f*ck yourself.
*I punched through a wooden wall, a couple times, now my hand's bleeding.
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Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is Gospel, if I had read this before the Amreican Fiance I wouldn't have turned down the foursome!*
*How this still hurts as I type, three reasonably fine ghetto Hunnies wanted to take me home and I said no!!! For love!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It took a couple hits to get through that particle board?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Women suck ass.
But they suck cock better.
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea it's cheap ass paneling but guess what? That walls comin down tomorrow anyways cause i gotta replace the floor and walls, so fuck it, it felt good.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When you grow up you will realize that fixing the hole in the wall is a bigger pain in the ass than the woman ever was.
In other words, don't break shit because of a woman. It gets you nowhere and you have to fix stuff.
That looks like cheap panelling to me.
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna cancel out that -2 for resize, my computer was sucking shit. And as for what's wrong with my wrist.. I dunno, the bone sticks out, it's like that for my dad and bro *shrug*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not resizing your picture and stretching out my screen.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:12:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
24 is ALWAYS awesome. best show ever put on tv.
Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's wrong with your wrist?
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
After you asked how i hurt myself punchign through that 1/4" ply I actually started to wonder myself and here's my best explanation: I didnt actually cut myself until I pulled my hand back through the sharp little bits on the other side. The actual punching didnt hurt any but pulling my hand through those tiny razors sucked balls.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have two questions.
1. How do you hurt yourself that much
punching 1/4 inch ply?
2. Where the fuck do you live that they
still make walls out of wood?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:14:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
You just bitched at a guy who posted a picture of his bloody hand and a hole in his wall.
That begs the question: Do you want to get your ass kicked?
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what the fuck ever. the wall kicked his ass and it didn't even move.
anyway, sucks to be you, man. suck it up and go get laid.
2am + woman sitting at a bar alone + you being close to sober = sex
sex = confidence
confidence = more sex
more sex = restoration of your sanity
and don't punch walls. they win every time.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, you poor darling.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
read the first 3-4 posts by me, you'll fit right in with me.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You bruise like a banana.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A girl i'd never seen before climbed into my bed the other day when i was trying to pass out.
She woke me from a stupor and said "Isn't this my friend's room?". I said "No". She said "I'm sleeping here anyway".
At 7am, I woke up as she was putting her clothes on. She gave me a huge smile and said "Fuck that was random! I was so drunk last night! Anyway, my name's Jade. See-ya!"
She gave me her number but i'm never gonna call.
THAT is how you have a relationship.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*meh*
Easy way to get over any pain a woman causes.
Midget asian hooker ring toss.
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I been there man, it sucks old wrinkly sweaty nuts hardcore.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just bitched at a guy who posted a picture of his bloody hand and a hole in his wall.
That begs the question: Do you want to get your ass kicked?
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good advice, unnecessary and annoying picture.
Hence +1.
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
goddamn man
reduce the size of the picture, please
I don't exacly enjoy holding right for five seconds to
read ONE GODDAMN LINE
nevertheless, seems to be about right.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
been there. perpetually there it seems. you are gonna get blasted on this post, but not by me.