Lego Star Wars is English for Sieg Heil. (791 hits)
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Submitted by Thored (View user info) at 2005-02-21 20:35:36 EST
I recently read a post by Donkey that talked about how Lego was making our kids gay. The same day I received an email regarding probably the worst game in the history of games.
Prelude to Shittyness:
The Star Wars movies will forever be a sign of geekyness. I like to think of it as the cousin of Star Trek who knows how to act, a little. Now I'm not saying that Star Wars has better acting than Star Trek, because lets face it, Chewbacca could steal the spotlight from Luke.
Anyways, after the Star Wars movies came out, George Lucas did a few things. Then George Lucas got bored, very bored, and decided to re-release the Star Wars movies with new stunning effects. Yes "Stunning". Then, the video games came. Oh did the video games ever come. Seemingly by the hundreds, Star Wars games have come, featuring pussy characters who never have a prayer at laid. Star Wars is truly whats making our kids gay, not Lego! My only proof, does Luke not kiss his sister? Damn you George Lucas, you must be from Texas!
Lets be honest, George Lucas, he's a bit of a Nazi. He should call up Bill Gates, run for Dictator of China. Just kidding, they could just buy the country.
Lego isn't the answer...
Or is it?!
Enter "Lego Star Wars". The only thing missing is "Lego Star Wars XP". I kid you not, in April the world as we know it is going to come to an end. When the poster child for "incest among brothers and sisters" and little green men are legoized to fight the evil forces of the dark side
Bastards.
The only upside to this game is the fact that Darth Maul is in it, and anyone who saw Episode one will agree that he's probably the biggest bad ass in the history of Star Wars. He never had much competition. On the bright side, Lego Characters are going to take a twist in the game. Instead of just being gay, they're going to be gay with cool swords.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 07:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can kick your ass.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad. Not great.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i confess: i believe in The Force.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
A shame George Lucas stole the story from a Japanese saga and just made it sci-fi, instead of actually doing any real work.
Yes because we all know that good vs. evil space movies have NEVER EVER been made by anyone but the japanese
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Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A shame George Lucas stole the story from a Japanese saga and just made it sci-fi, instead of actually doing any real work.