I pissed off Domenad and Tigre. Why is nothing I do on most heated then yet? (807 hits)
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (View user info) at 2005-02-21 20:43:41 EST
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:14:11 (#)
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Tigre, it's not about armour. Certainly, you know nothing about armour if you don't know that good plate mail can easily be riveted together into a good solid giant shield, if you have a good armourer.
When you have something worth reading, in ANY of your posts or reviews, perhaps then your opinion will be valid to me. Until then, you are dead to my mind.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-11 20:53:26 (#)
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You know nothing of armour, repair, creation or comfort do you? Fuckin idjiet.
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:12:11 (#)
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"Demonad", I banish thee.
For all others, to bother making a maul with 3 arms, it would have to be around 300lb of metal. This basically requires casting, even if the armourer could forge the outside to make it more malleable.
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-20 12:01:46 (#)
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Fag.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-20 02:13:19 (#)
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So you had to cast a maul? Casting makes pieces very brittle, which is why swords and axes weren't cast. As a matter of fact, NOTHING used on the battlefield with the exception of cannons were cast. Dude, learn how shit works before writing this crap, seriously. If you wanna know, ask me, but don't write sensless shit like this that pisses me off.
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-21 16:13:13 (#)
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+2 because of the shit your getting
and another plus 2 because i laughed at this.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:25:47 (#)
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No, but really. You seem to know what you're doing. How long have you been a metalurgist? Have you ever dropped a really heavy cast iron pot? Yeah, they either chip, crack or shatter. It's the anatomically setup of the atoms as the iron is being cast. It makes it brittle and dull. It CANNOT be forged, no matter how retardedly you might thing that it can be, you're wrong. I know, and I've tried it, and it's true. This series blows, don't continue this shit. You're an idiot of the highest calibre, and nobody reads this shit.
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-21 15:22:52 (#)
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1 300 lb 3 armed maul? Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, I do this shit for a living, making REAL pieces. You're a fucking idiot, you REALLY are. You think it's her looks motherfucker? Fuck you noob, you cock slobbering assclown. -2 for life list now nigger.
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:10:12 (#)
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Not only are you a stupid fuck for caring about looks that way when that's not where the real thing is at,
but a 300-lb 3-armed maul would have to be cast. You just can't do it any other way.
Sorry tiges, but you sound pretty shallow to want to go chasing after the type of person who cares about looks that much, whether you think you care or not. It sounds way too much to me like you're going back for more with the one who broke your heart.
By the way, I'm no newer than you, so don't call me a n00b, YOU PETTY BASTARD. I don't care if you're a metallurgist by trade, and you know what you're talking about maybe a teensy bit more with regards to that, but obviously you haven't considered the engineering aspects and the difference between the design of a seriously large object and a relatively small one.
-You can't make a huge tower shield without riveting or bolting together pieces of plate on a frame substructure. It's just too large. If the only thing you've got is the armour you're wearing, plate mail is generally thin enough to be bashed roughly into shape, and two layers would deflect most projectiles.
-You are correct, weapons are generally not cast and I did not suggest they were. Nonetheless, beyond a certain size, this is impossible to avoid without modern technology. In fact, as far as I understood it this is why ancient chinese mauls usually had a leather padding on the outside (I may be mistaken).
I apologise for being verbose, but perhaps you should read things properly before jumping to conclusions.
'Demonad', again, I banish thee. I don't even know what I did to deserve your wrath, but since you don't rate many people at all, I'll consider it some sort of twisted compliment.
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-24 22:32:20 EST (#)
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Tigre, I don't give a flying fuck. You're still a whiny pissant bitch, and you really don't know a fucking goddamned thing about how to have a bloody good swear, nor the least dipshit clue on how to give an insult to a self-obsessed turd.
I'm only doing this any more because it's making me laugh to see how dirt stupid your logic is. In fact, I don't care that I don't have a clue about metallurgy, and you're just a petty loser.
I, on the other hand, am a young man with too much time on his hands.
"Because you totally suck, you vindictive git!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-22 19:45:03 EST (#)
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Because this post, you and Tigre are about as interesting as the shit I took this morning.
Answer your question?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-22 19:39:52 EST (#)
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How did I not see this? You're a big blubbering pussy.
No, but seriously. What do you know about steels? No, I wanna know, tell me. NO. TURN GOOGLE OFF MOTHERFUCKER.
You're full of shit, and your stories really are shit. They're crap, and to boot it's full of false information. In reality, if you had ANYTHING cast that contained carbon, it becomes brittle. You cannot shape a cast iron pot after it has been moulded. It can only be chipped, piece by piece. If you were to take Wrought iron, low carbon, mild steel, high carbon, etc that was cast, it would shatter when used.
You blabbered on about armour. You cannot rivet some pieces of steel to a piece of wood and have a decent sheild. Even in medieval times, some metals were rare. Yes, a knight or high ranking crusader may have a sheild with a protective layer of iron(usually welded and thinned bog iron). Ontop of that, it would be leather for fireproofing. They would paint the insignia of their line, their family, of their master, etc. You have to think that if a man is going to be unhorsed, and defend himself, how will he do it with a sheild that is weighed down with hundreds of pounds of steel? 50 pounds even! Total! Roman sheild, saxon, norman, whatever. Their sheilds were under 40 pounds if it had to move.
Need to protect a castle? Spend that extra gold and dig up the bedrock, spend 9 months cutting it, and line your outter walls with it. Impenetrable.
'butt tiger if day cud nawt kast da mawl how did day mak it?!11loloz0rz' you might ask?
Let's say that they were going to make this. Lets say, they're going to make a 300 pound maul. It would be pieces of faggot iron forgewelded onto each other. By the molecular rule, each weld would be stronger with the combined iron than the iron or impurities within it when heat is applied properly. A master(hell, even a half decent) smith knows how to forgeweld, flux or no flux it can be done easily. They would start with a square, and work their way around. They would gradually take shape, leaving small air pockets near the center of the maul for the handle, so that when it was struck the pew would not snap or break. Contrary to What you might think, no, the air pockets to not explode. Steel expands with heat, more than air. A foot of steel will expand a quarter inch when brought to forging heat. Don't believe me? Compare a hot rule to a carpenters rule.
Go onto Anvil fire, and email Jock dempsey, he's a homie of mine. ask him if what I said is correct, and he'll agree that it is. Fuckit, go ask any half decent smith that knows his dick from his hammer. I know what I'm talking about, and if you're going to be a whiney bitch about how you're a whiney bitch, you'll remain on my -2 for life list.
Love, Tigre
P.s. : Quit writing this shit.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-22 09:34:28 EST (#)
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+2 because this has to be the first metalurgical argument I've ever seen in my life. Maybe I just move in the wrong social circles though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:22:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by IcyBlackHand (user info) at 2005-02-22 02:21:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Guiltlessly_Selfish (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:33:46 EST (#)
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FTA Huh? more like FTN!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:40:26 EST (#)
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+2 because if Tigre is a metallurgist, im the next president of the US.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:38:16 EST (#)
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What's that slurping sound?
Why, it's you sucking.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:31:40 EST (#)
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Classic Joke.
Me:"Knock Knock."
You:"Who's There?"
Me:"Go Fuck Yourself. -2."
P.S. Catch me if you can is a good movie.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:25:57 EST (#)
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It's a little known fact, but to get to Most Heated you have to piss off our leader. No, not bart. he's just a figurehead. A puppet really. Firefly. That's who runs this place. She's the ring leader. Piss her off and you'll be sure to get Most Heated.
Don't tell anyone I told you though. This reply will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:24:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:51:17 (#)
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Because you hafta show them your boobs.
the dumb slut alarm just went off. everybody stay where you are and keep your hands where i can see them......
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:19:54 EST (#)
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Crap
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-21 22:11:53 EST (#)
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+2 because 24 was awesome tonight and I've had a few drinks.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:55:26 EST (#)
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This is shit.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:09:23 EST (#)
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I have a question for you.
What do you mean by, "Sorry tiges, but you sound pretty shallow to want to go chasing after the type of person who cares about looks that much, whether you think you care or not. It sounds way too much to me like you're going back for more with the one who broke your heart. "
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 21:00:56 EST (#)
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Firstly: Homophobia is a sign of repressed homosexuality. Yes, that one actually checks out according to a reasonable number of shrinks, especially if you consider the definitive work of Kinsey.
Second, I know you didn't read all of the links, and the opinions of the uninformed, while valid, are often useless.
Finally, you DO NOT want to see my manboobs. That's just an accident waiting to happen. Anything else, you can look up yourself.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:58:32 EST (#)
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The liger is also 12 feet long.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:51:17 EST (#)
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Because you hafta show them your boobs.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:48:17 EST (#)
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because nobody gives a shit what some retard sporting the name "FuckTheArmy" has to say.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:47:48 EST (#)
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And might I add: This is NOT reality. This is about the Battle for Uber fantasyland. Jeebus!
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:45:12 EST (#)
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The liger weighs 900 pounds.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-21 20:45:10 EST (#)
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this is more ghey than 8 guys fucking 9 guys.