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Post with porn(PNGTPE-SFW) (1141 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.65 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2005-02-21 23:59:43 EST


In case you were wondering, PNGTPE-SFE stands for Porn Not Garunteed To Please Everyone - Safe For Work.








































Wait for it...
































Britney Spears!







































18 year olds!




























That bitch from alias!






































Carol Ritchards!








































No I'm just joking! Here is an empty space to imagine some porn in you sick lazy motherfucker. Go download some real porn instead of relying on Ubersite for this nonsense. Good Born Again Christians abhor the concept of pornography as should all of Gods creatures. Sexual permiscuity is a Sin against Nature, and God in His mighty wisdom has decreed, in his book "The Bible" that is is indecent and unnatural.











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ps. Pictures steal your soul!!!!!

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Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-22 16:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HOLY man 19 people felt the need for prOn?


losers

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:11:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Another minus 2 for making me scroll you turd.

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D_R, I think you have a misplaced anger for scrolling. Buy a mouse with a scroll wheel, for pity's sake!

Submitted by boneface (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1















Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Turd.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Another minus 2 for making me scroll you turd.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-22 06:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No boobies equals -2.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-22 05:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The time I spent reading this could have been better spent slitting my wrists.

Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-02-22 05:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-22 04:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

did you come up with this idea yourself?

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What a total utter waste off fucking time ,you fucking peanut,.

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-02-22 02:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I smoke too much

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-22 02:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was more retarded than a special ed class on acid.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The last person who told me that "pictures steal your soul" was a fat pimplefaced teenager who's favorite band was candlebox.

Brendan, it that really you? Long time no see, freak.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How about a "Fuck You." See, that was painless.

Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I was really looking forward to something to get me through one more hour of cubicle dullness.

Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm assuming this isn't meant to be serious, but it was only alright even at that.

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The body is born covered in the mothers blood, It is Humans who abuse this natural order.

Babies should not be exposed to light until the first blue moon of Gibralter co-inciding with the 32 coming of Hezus the Yeti Conqueror.

Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How is a display of a naked body considered unnatural if we are born naked?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58843

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-22 00:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

<imaginary ejaculation>

aw man! it's still sticky!


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