Valentines card conundrum (603 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.75 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PrescriptionX (View user info) at 2005-02-22 02:56:37 EST
Well, I'm sure you all read my post about how "this fucking sucks" but anyway, I realized that I still hadn't given my now ex her valentines gifts... so I burnt the homemade card and am gonna eat that 40$ box of belgian chocolates myself! If you're wondering that symbol is 'love' in chinese/korean/japanese (is it the same for each?) anyway, I'm white and figured I'd do something nice (by learning to draw that etc...) for my asian ex, fuck that, next year I'm buying hallmark, or dumping my gf right before valentine's!
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Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And they wonder why men are assholes... they fucking started it!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-22 11:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mmmm belgian chocolates mmmm
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-22 07:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If you really loved her you would have used that ticket and gone to where she lives, doused yourself with gasoline and burnt yourself while singing a traditional chinese love song. Or just get yourself another slit, maybe closer to home this time?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love in Traditional Chinese, Korean and Jap.
But love is different in simplified chinese. Goddamn commies.
God i feel like a nerd knowing all this gooker shit.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get another bitch man ,there are only roughly 3 billion in the world,.for fucks sake.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I went insane. She was like give me my toaster. So I give it to her. The I get in the tub anyway with my clothes on.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be your belated Valentine.
...If you send me the chocolates.
Please?
I can be a real good sport.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I run a bath and go to get the toaster. (They took away the only thing I love which is my gf.) I went insane. She was like give me my toaster. So I give it to her. The I get in the tub anyway with my clothes on.
Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2005-02-22 02:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yea, I noticed the typo... meant to say "burned" here's the previous post...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60243